10 Facts About You


Oh, the junk chains that get posted on Yahoo Answers! It looks as if most of the answerers were not so impressed with this one.

Ditto from here. Let's mangle!

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😏Meme: 10 facts about you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Starting with the fact you don't know much about me.

😏Meme: 1.Youre reading my comment

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And making comments back that whoever originated this chain will probably never see.

😏Meme: 2.You're realizing that's a stupid fact

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No 'realizing' about it, I know that's a stupid fact.

😏Meme: 4.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You can't count.

😏Meme: You didn't notice I skipped three

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong again. Thought you'd get me with that one? You double-failed there. You're wrong, I noticed - and, your statement, therefore, was not a fact. So, that means you have managed only one fact about me so far, and that fact was a stupid one.

😏Meme: 5.You're checking now

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong again, double fail, I didn't have to check. My memory isn't that short.

😏Meme: 6.You're smiling

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Actually no. You're getting seriously into the negative numbers here with these so-called facts.

😏Meme: 7.You're still reading my comment

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You can't enter a stupid fact more than once and count it as another fact. You already covered this in fact1, so you're still at one stupid fact. What an impressive tally.

😏Meme: 9.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You really can't count. You forgot both 3 and 8.

😏Meme: You didn't realize I skipped eight

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: See above where you forgot 3, and apply what I said here as well. Another double-fail.

😏Meme: 10.You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: See above for what I put in 5 and 6, and apply those here. No suckerage, no smile. You're still at 1 for facts.

😏Meme: 11.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I thought you said 10 facts, not 11. You can't inflate fact numbers by adding 11 in something that was supposed to be 1/10.

😏Meme: You are enjoying this

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Wrong, but I am enjoying mangling it. 2. Your 11th "fact was once again not a fact. Double-fail.

😏Meme: 12.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You so forgot to stop at 10.

😏Meme: You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, how you fail. You fail profoundly. I've just mangled your so-called "facts" to pieces, and in doing so, pointed out the things you were so sure I wouldn't notice or realize. Every last one… This puts your chain at 1 stupid fact and at least + -22 or 1 stupid fact + 22 fails.

😏Meme: Copy and paste this to ONE video.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, it'll lie mangled on MTM.

😏Meme: And tommorrow will be the best day

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If it turns out that way, this chain will have nothing to do with it, 'tomorrow' or any other day.

Over and out.