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😏Meme: 36 ODD things about you! Learn 36 things about your friends and let them learn 36 things about you!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, yay, here we go. Another chain letter meme to mangle.
😏Meme: 1. Do you like blue cheese?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why? If you're thinking of offering me cheese, don't bother, I just got through mangling another cheesy chain letter, and I wouldn't trust anything coming from you anyway.
😏Meme: 2. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, if you're thinking of hitting me up for a smoke, forget it.
😏Meme: 3. Do you own a gun?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why? Are you looking to get me on your anti-gun political agenda? Or just sell me a gun? Forget it.
😏Meme: 4. What flavor Kool-Aid?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The actual drinkable stuff, not the mental kind such as Hillarade.
😏Meme: 5. Do you get nervous before you go to the doctor?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why? It's not like I need you there to hold my hand. Not like you'd even be there if I asked anyway.
😏Meme: 6. What do you think of hot dogs?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: if you knew me well enough, you'd know.
😏Meme: 7. Favorite Movie?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* this is on every single one of these meme thingies I've ever received or just seen reposted.
😏Meme: 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Depends how I'm feeling. Whatever it is, I'll get it myself, so you don't need to know.
😏Meme: 9. Can you do a push up?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah. Want to? No.
😏Meme: 10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, you can't borrow it or sell me another like it.
😏Meme: 11. Do you have a favorite hobby?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Naturally.
😏Meme: 12. Do you have A.D.D.?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What kind of nosy question is that?
😏Meme: 13. Do you wear glasses?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why do you wanna know? Ah never mind. Not important.
😏Meme: 14. Who was your childhood idol?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Definitely not you, so you don't need to concern yourself with that.
😏Meme: 15. Name 3 thoughts at the moment?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Thought 1. I'm not even halfway through this mangle.
Thought 2. This chain letter meme is lame.
Thought 3.Whoever originated this thing owes us all three thoughts of his/her own.
😏Meme: 16. Name three drinks you regularly drink:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
😏Meme: 17. Current worries:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You assume too much.
😏Meme: 18. Current hate?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, you're assuming way too much.
😏Meme: 19. Favorite place to be?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not that you'll ever join me there.
😏Meme: 20. How do you bring in the new year?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Calmly.
😏Meme: 21. Where would you like to go?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're assuming I want to go anywhere. Not saying I wouldn't, just saying.
😏Meme: 22. Name 5 people that will do this:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody, I hope. This mangle is a big hint in that direction.
😏Meme: 24. What color shirt are you in?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why does that matter?
😏Meme: 25. Do you like sleeping in satin sheets?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, wow, you just went from dorky nosy to creepy.
😏Meme: 26. Can you whistle?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Lol.
😏Meme: 27. Where are you now?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Where you are not, or you would know.
😏Meme: 28. Would you be a pirate?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Maybe, all depending on the role in the play and what it involved.
😏Meme: 29. What song do you sing in the shower?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're assuming I sing in the shower.
😏Meme: 30. Favorite sports team?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me well enough, you'd know.
😏Meme: 31. Favorite food?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yep, got quite a few of those.
😏Meme: 32. What's in your pocket?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Are you talking jacket or coat pocket, pants pocket, robe pocket - aw forget it.
😏Meme: 33. The last thing that made you laugh?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not sure. I don't keep track.
😏Meme: 34. What's your animal?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're assuming I have or even like them, and I'm not saying I don't. Just saying. If you even kind of knew me, you'd probably know.
😏Meme: 35. Worst injury?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, that was ages ago, and I'm not just gonna open up and talk about it to a meme.
😏Meme: 36. How many TV's in your house?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why? Don't you have one of your own?
Hahaha! Meme mangled!
Over and out.