👹Meme: The year was 1947.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Prepare to be seriously annoyed or bored out of mind by some bogus stupid story.
👹Meme: Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little more than 64 years ago,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 65 years from 2012, when I first saw this stupid chain, so it must've been started back in august of 2011. Anyway, I don't recall anything back in 1947 since I wasn't born yet.
👹Meme: numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico .
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And I'm supposed to believe in that stuff or care about a supposed sighting way back then? Yeah, there was UFO hysteria around then and there, but I don't believe in alien encounters any more than I believe in false world-end predictions.
👹Meme: This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If it's so well known, why the cover-up? What a pile of bull.
👹Meme: However, What you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Eyes rolling uncontrollably* Oh, brother!
👹Meme: the following people were born:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So what? Lots and lots, and lots of people were born daily, and not just in April of that year, but in all of human history, before and since april 1938. If you think I'm going to believe some UFO landed with great big sperm&egg-producing monsters that caused a mini-baby boom in april 1937, or that this supposed flying saucer somehow super-charged people's reproduction and at the same time, made them all especially in the mood for you-know-what so that certain people would all be born during that magic april, you are out of your dandelion-pickin head!
More to the point, not all babies are carried full term and some are over-due. So even if that UFO splat-down caused a massive make-out, chances are some little babies would've been born too early or too late to fit neatly into your 9-month time-frame.
👹Meme: Barrack Obama Sr.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *FACEPALM!* AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Lies!
Mr. Obama SR's name is Baraka Obama and he was born 18 June 1934 Kanyadhiang Village, Rachuonyo District, Kenya Colony. Four years before the flying saucer thing and nowhere near New Mexico!
👹Meme: Albert A. Gore, Jr.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. was born on March 31, 1948, in Washington, D.C. Not New Mexico.
And of course you didn't name one single republican in this dang list and if you're going to tie these supposed "alien" babies to something stupid like another anti-immigration "illegal ALIENS" rant, I'll blow my meme-mangling stack!
👹Meme: Hillary Rodham
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: False! Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton was born October 26, 1947 in Chicago, Illinois. Not New Mexico.
👹Meme: William J. Clinton
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. William Jefferson Blythe III Clinton was born on August 19, 1946in Hope, Arkansas. A year before the supposed UFO crash.
👹Meme: John F. Kerry
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah! How many more do I have to debunk!?
John Forbes Kerry was born December 11, 1943 in Aurora, Colorado.
👹Meme: Howard Dean
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Howard Brush Dean III was born November 17, 1948 in East Hampton, New York.
👹Meme: Nancy Pelosi
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi was born March 26, 1940 in Baltimore, Maryland.
👹Meme: Dianne Feinstein
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Dianne Emiel Goldman Feinstein was born June 22, 1933 in San Francisco, California.
👹Meme: Charles E. Schumer
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Charles Ellis Schumer was born November 23, 1950 in Brooklyn, New York.
👹Meme: Barbara Boxer
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Barbara Levy Boxer was born November 11, 1940 in Brooklyn, New York.
👹Meme: Joe Biden
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. was born November 20, 1942 in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
I'm really not interested in which US politician was born where and when, but here's a list of some of them born during 1948. Knock yourself out. I'm sure there has got to be a few republicans in among these.
So you see, none of this has a thing to do with your wackadoo UFO story. Even if your aliens really did exist, and really did beam down and have a big sex-in when their saucer hit Earth, none of their spawn would've been anybody in your list.
👹Meme: This is the consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glare* If you thought you were being terribly cute and witty, you just got stupider! What in heck have you got against the parents of everybody in your list of names other than their kids turned out the way you don't like? That isn't the parents' fault, you know! Well, sometimes it is, when the parents bring up their kids to have a certain attitude, but only when this is in fact, what happened, and has nothing to do with freaking' breeding! You have no idea what the parents of these democrats were like, and because of the choices their children made in adulthood, you just judged all these parents, these 22 individuals as sheep and asses, just because these politicians happened to have been born to them! You almost deserve to end up with an Al Gore as a child and see how you like being slagged as an ass or a sheep yourself! If you had a kid who turned out to be a left-wing extremist, or anything else that goes against you, would I be right to say he/she was the result of sheep and asses breeding? You never thought of that, did you? And much as I dislike you for this trashy meme, I do not believe you were the result of dumb beasts breeding and do not hold your stupidity against your parents. You alone are responsible for it just as the people on your list are responsible for their own.
👹Meme: I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, it is clear you are truly an embarrassment to the non-left, you are a blatant liar and a meme originator. What you spouted in this piece of drivel is not information, it's childish BS.
👹Meme: It certainly did for me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You actually believe your own stupidity and lies clears anything up - you are truly off the deep end! Oh, for the love, shut up!
👹Meme: And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Blows meme-mangling stack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!
SHUT - UP!
Over and out! *SLAM!*
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