Cannibal Joke



😏Meme: A Cannibal walks into a restaurant...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And everybody else either clears out or kicks him out?

😏Meme: A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wait - a restaurant smack dab in the middle of a - jungle?

😏Meme: Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yuck! Okay, so he didn't get kicked out and this is some creepy establishment? Ehem, not going there any time soon.

😏Meme: +Broiled Missionary: $10.00

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Gross!

😏Meme: +Fried Explorer: $15.00

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Shudder* Ugh!

😏Meme: +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ewww. So what about the dictators? Why aren't they - oh, wait a moment, THEY are the cannibals!

😏Meme: The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ewwwww… Well, Mr. Cannibal cook, you can add hoax/chain originators to the list of $100 *cough* items too.

Over and out.


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