😏Meme: A Cannibal walks into a restaurant...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And everybody else either clears out or kicks him out?
😏Meme: A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wait - a restaurant smack dab in the middle of a - jungle?
😏Meme: Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yuck! Okay, so he didn't get kicked out and this is some creepy establishment? Ehem, not going there any time soon.
😏Meme: +Broiled Missionary: $10.00
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gross!
😏Meme: +Fried Explorer: $15.00
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Shudder* Ugh!
😏Meme: +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ewww. So what about the dictators? Why aren't they - oh, wait a moment, THEY are the cannibals!
😏Meme: The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ewwwww… Well, Mr. Cannibal cook, you can add hoax/chain originators to the list of $100 *cough* items too.
Over and out.