Cuteness Meme

😏Meme: Im #% cute!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not if you think you are. BTW I nixed the number percentage out since it doesn't matter what score that blogger got.

😏Meme: Appearance

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who…Cares?

😏Meme: [] You have blue/green eyes

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What's it matter what colour eyes I have? Cuteness in appearance is so subjective that maybe blue/green eyes are cute to one person and not so much to another.

😏Meme: [] You have freckles

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: At the beginning of March when I've been indoors for months?

😏Meme: [] You blush a lot

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No actually. And how the heck is that cute?

😏Meme: [] you giggle

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well - I get the giggles, yeah, but let's just put it this way, I'm not giddy about it.

😏Meme: [] You're quiet

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: When I feel like it and/or it's necessary, sure.

😏Meme: [] You say random things

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh! No! Not into randomness. It's annoying, especially as an otaku trend. It's disruptive too, particularly when you're trying to instruct a class and some giddy hyper student just opens their mouth and bursts out with some random nonsense.

😏Meme: [] You have a baby face

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't know how i look to other people and don't care.

😏Meme: [] You wear more "down-to-earth" kind of clothing

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So?

😏Meme: [] You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why would I? I don't want to get people's attention unless I have a specific message for them and then what I look like doesn't come into things at all.

😏Meme: [] You're under 5 feet 6 inches

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And you can't be cute if you're over? Bollox.

😏Meme: Innocence:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Are you talking about being 'not guilty' or about naivety or - ahem - never mind…?

😏Meme: [] You're a virgin

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Stern scowl* That would be a never mind!

and I'll add - how rude! Excuse you!

😏Meme: [] Just thinking of sexual things make you blush

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: and if you don't think of such things as a rule? I mean - I pretty much can figure out when to suspect someone else of heading that way, and then I roll my eyes.

😏Meme: [] You're idea of a date is really romantic

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Forget it, who needs it?

😏Meme: [] You sleep with a stuffed animal

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: uh, not lately. Nothing against it, don't get me wrong. I just find they get in the way. Even as a kid I always ended up pushing any out of bed.

😏Meme: [] You like to cuddle

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: if you're talking pets, sure. Holding infants, certainly. Otherwise, bleh, no.

😏Meme: [] You never played the nervous game

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't play emotion games. I'm either nervous or I'm not.

😏Meme: [] You don't even know what the nervous game is

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Pretty much, but I can guess, and be quite sure it's nothing I would ever stoop to doing.

*Disgusted expression* Aaaaaaaaagh!

Wow, I was way off about it, but my statement still stands, even more firmly than ever. I would never participate in that!

😏Meme: [] You cry easily

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No. Not unless you want to count crying laughing, and even that isn't giddy giggling coming from me.

😏Meme: Colors:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* Oh brother.

😏Meme: [] You like the color pink

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I couldn't care less.

😏Meme: [] You tend to wear bright girly colors

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bright, sure, in the summer time? But girly? Nah…

😏Meme: [] You CAN be ignorant/ oblivious

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Isn't everyone occasionally? What does this have to do with colour anyway?

😏Meme: [] You consider yourself shy

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hardly.

😏Meme: [] You like happy, upbeat music

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Sure, when I'm feeling happy. Who wouldn't?

😏Meme: [] You like "cutesy'' music

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: of course.

😏Meme: [] You like small animals

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Definitely - as long as they don't bite.

😏Meme: [] You like babies a lot

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: but of course.

😏Meme: [] Mini versions of things make you go nuts.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Certainly not to that extreme, and it also depends on what's being scaled down.

😏Meme: Now multiply your number by 5.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I wasn't even keeping track...


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