Death Of Hostess



😏Meme: This is cute!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You've just insured it to be suckish in my opinion. I rarely if ever, crack up laughing at anything hyped as the most hilarious thing to hit whatever decade we're in, and am almost always let down by anything promoted as uber cute, cool, etc. because it turns out not to be.

And because this is a meme, well, that already makes it uncool.

😏Meme: Hostess Bakery and the State of the Union

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes*

There is a reason I left the Chocoholics list. Big hint - chain letters!

😏Meme: Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers' strike.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Was true, is now out of date.

But this should be a lesson for employers - don't hire people who belong to unions.

However, don't use memes to get that message out…

😏Meme: The bad news is

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: There was no good news at the time this horrid joke splatted into my inbox. Then, the bad news was that a bunch of good products as well as jobs were snuffed out by selfish unions, the food-cops were all happy happy joy joy, and some doofus decided to make a meme about it.

The good news is that the situation didn't last, and Hostess was back.

😏Meme: that we cannot eat all of their products we grew up with.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah I know, it really sucked. No point dwelling on it. Other bakeries should come up with as close to these products as they can in case this happens again, and be careful of the unions.

😏Meme: The good news is

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing other than the world goes on turning… Yeah, no kidding. How does everybody who fell for that 2012 world-end hoax feel now?

😏Meme: that no one lost their jobs:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because they went back to work when the strike was over.!

😏Meme: The State Department hired all the Twinkies,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, please! The word is 'twink'…

Now this Mensa-worthy drip is going to toss out a number of half-baked derogatory terms for the trouble-makers who tried to kill the company I suppose… *Scowl* How infantile and useless.

😏Meme: the Secret Service hired all the HoHos,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I believe the term is supposed to be "yo-yos" and I've never heard of either as a snack food… 'hoho' is Santa's laugh.

😏Meme: the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Cupcake is not a term for a person, or it sure shouldn't be, especially in this context. *Scowl*. so if these "generals" want to put cake and icing in their beds, well, that's their thing. Next?

😏Meme: and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's 'dingbats' not 'dingdongs'

So you failed at being cute.

*Thumbs down and scowling*

If you were hoping to make light of that one-time rotten turn of events and be cute with this meme, you only managed to make my scowl intensify.

But I can leave you on a good note.

If twinkies were discontinued at one time, they are back. I found some on a shopping trip in the summer of 2015.

Over and out!


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