Hotness Test Memes

Three of them mangled on one page!

The first hotness test mangled here, was posted on a Whittyprofiles blog.

There are Two mutations I've found so far. One is the 2000 email and the other is the more recent social network profile version from Whittyprofiles.

Mangling time.


🐮User: This is a chain letter if you don't want to read then don't :)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If you want your blog taken seriously, don't repost chain letters. And I pretty much have to read 'em to mangle 'em.

Also, this chain has been around since 2000.

So its death is long overdue.

Date: 12/30/00 11:46:14 PM Central Standard Time

How Sexy Are You? Hot Test

🤤Meme1: Subj: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: how sexy are you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You consider sending chain letters to be sexy. You are messed up.

😜Meme2: THE HOT TEST....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, for the love…


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Considering I came across this in July 2012 at something like 30C/above 80F outside, that would make me pretty hot during the read&mangle.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Forget it. I'll just mangle it via typing on a computer.

🤤😜Memes: 1-11 (NO CHEATING)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: "No cheating" "this is not a joke" I'll cyber-strangle the next chain freak who says any of those things.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No scoring, no sending…

🤤Meme1: 1. Do you have dark or light hair?


a) Dark

b) Light

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Actually, darker colors absorb heat more than lighter collors which do the opposite so if your hair is dark, you're hotter.

🤤Meme1: 2. If you were out on a date, would you want to go to a party or go out to



a) Go to a party

b) Go out to eat

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Doesn't A also include B? There's food at a party to be sure, so if you go out to a party, you're also going out to eat.

🤤😜Memes: 3.

🤤Meme1: What's

😜Meme2: WHAT IS

🤤😜Memes: your favorite color out of

🤤Meme1: Pink, Yellow, Baby Blue,or Sea Green?

😜Meme2:a) Baby-Pink

b) Yellow

c) Baby-Blue

d) Turquoise

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It all depends on what the color is on. Lemons shouldn't be pink or turquoise. Water shouldn't be yellow.

🤤😜Memes: 4. Pick your

🤤Meme1: favorite


🤤😜Memes: hobby out of:

🤤Meme1: Surfing, Skating, or Skiing

😜Meme2: a) Talking

b) Dancing

c) Taking Long Walks

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Actually choice A in mutation 2 can be included in every other choice from both mutations of this chain.

🤤😜Memes: 5. If you could pick a store


🤤Meme1: which one would you pick?


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Probably none. These choices in chain letters are usually boring and/or annoyingly trendy/hipster.

🤤Meme1: between Old Navy, Pacific Sunwear, or Victoria's Secret

😜Meme2: a) Louie Vuitton

b) coach

c) againt all odds?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Never heard of that last one. Pretty much don't care.

🤤😜Memes: 6.

🤤Meme1: What's

😜Meme2: WHAT IS

🤤😜Memes: your

🤤Meme1: favorite


🤤Meme1: state

😜Meme2: PLACE

🤤😜Memes: out of


🤤Meme1: California, Florida, or Ohio

😜Meme2: a) hawaii

b) London

c) florida

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Depends on the time of year and what the weather is doing.



🤤😜Memes: The Beach

🤤Meme1: or go

😜Meme2: b)

🤤😜Memes: Somewhere Cooler

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Either one.

🤤😜Memes: 8.

🤤Meme1: What's

😜Meme2: WHAT IS


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh you got to be kidding.

😜Meme2: a) January

b) February

c) March

d) April

e) May

f) June

g) July

h) August

i) September

j) October

k) November

l) December

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf:Janbruarchaprmajunleyauguseptoctnodember.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Groan*

😜Meme2: a)

🤤😜Memes: Chill at home

🤤Meme1: or

😜Meme2: b)

🤤😜Memes: Go out with friends

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Depends on how I'm feeling.

🤤Meme1: 10. Name a person of the opposite sex.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf:Uh, you know, this is going to torpedo your big attempted tada moment, so here goes. *insert name here.* I'll explain later. Any hoaxer should feel like a complete tool when they find out why their scheme falls particularly flat here.


a) Guitar

b) Bass guitar

c) Drums

d) The Triangle

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? there's really only one that sounds good on its own for any length of time.



🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: See above. If you think I'm going to write down the name of some nonexistent crush, you're wrong. I don't care who thinks I'm hot.

😜Meme2: ====NOW MAKE A WISH!====


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's only the same wish that would cancel your chain letter out and cause it to self-destruct if it really could grant wishes, which it can't.

🤤Meme1: 11. Make a wish.....Before you continue!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I wish you'd jump in the lake, fly a kite, suck a lime, oh, whatever, stop with the chain letter nonsense.

🤤Meme1: *START NOW* (its not that long... hehe...!)








🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Enough with the deluge of *s already.

🤤Meme1: STOP!!!!!

😜Meme2: *****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Didn't I just say that? *Stop* with the chain letters.

🤤Meme1: *ANSWERS*

😜Meme2: **ANSWERS** > > > >

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Prepare for a wave of laughable malarkey coming right up.

🤤😜Memes: 1.

🤤Meme1: dark-- sexy light--fake

😜Meme2: a. dark= sexy [5points]

b. light = sweet [2 points]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So being sexy is more important than being sweet? And being sweet also means being fake? Well, this is a shallow-minded hotness test after all. And according to it,, someone with light hair is always a faker and can't be 5 points sexy and a dark-haired person can't be sweet or a faker Rubbish. Hair color does not determine personality, and sexiness is really so subjective that everyone has their own opinion on what is and what isn't.

🤤😜Memes: 2.

🤤Meme1: go out to eat-- romantic go to a party-- playful

😜Meme2: a. go to a party = playful [2 points]

b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll grant you the playful for the party-goer, but going out to eat meaning romantic? Oh, I get it, you were going for the cliche of a romantic candle-light dinner and fine wine etc. Meh. Not for me. I go out to eat with my parents, sometimes other family members when we can manage to schedule it, I go out to eat on staff luncheons at work. fun, and definitely not romantic.

🤤😜Memes: 3.

🤤Meme1: pink-- cute yellow-- loud baby blue-- cool sea green-- horny

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Don't get vulgar about it.

😜Meme2: a. baby-pink = cute [2]

b. yellow = loud [3]

c. baby-blue = cool [5]

d. turquoise = sexy [5]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I honestly don't get it - except maybe for yellow being a loud color as it shouts for attention, but that doesn't mean everybody who likes yellow is loud, or everybody who likes blue is cool etc.

🤤😜Memes: 4.

🤤Meme1: surfing-- active skating--determined skiing-- daring

😜Meme2: a. Talking = active [2]

b. Dancing = determined [2]

c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Where does daring come in with taking long walks? If you were talking about white water rafting or bungee jumping, that would make sense, but, really? And I would've thought dancing was more active than talking.

🤤😜Memes: 5.

🤤Meme1: old navy- preppy pacific sunwear-fun victoria's secret- sexy

😜Meme2: a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]

b. coach = laid back [2]

c. againt all odds = stylish [5]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Meh. Whatever.

🤤😜Memes: 6.

🤤Meme1: California-- you like being around people. Florida-- party time in the

Heat! Ohio-- quiet, likes the cold.

😜Meme2: a. hawaii = you like being around people [2]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Being around people is only worth 2 points? Oh, right, it doesn't matter as much if you like being around people, the all important thing here is, do people think you're hot, right. *Rolling eyes*

😜Meme2: b. L.. You are quiet, and like the cold [2]

c. florida = You like to party! [5]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I would've thought Florida was more like you're a storm-chaser and London was You like the rain, or something like that. Aw well, same thing goes - this doesn't fit everyone who chose one over the other. And now suddenly the party-goer gets 5 points? Seems to me that was worth only 2 points somewhere above.

🤤😜Memes: 7.

🤤Meme1: beach--tan likes the sun somewhere cooler-- pale and original

😜Meme2: a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]

b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, pretty obvious. And you're hotter if you like the beach, in every sense of the word, apparently.

🤤😜Memes: 8.

🤤Meme1: January: popular February: lovely March: loud April: playful May:

chills a lot June: happy July: smooth August: fun September: quiet

October: out going November: pimpin it December: warm

😜Meme2: a. January = popular [5]

b. February = lovely [2]

c. March = rebellious [5]

d. April = playful [5]

e. May = happy [5]

f.. june = chills a lot [5]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You should've put that one for January. And it seems neither of you twerps can decide if March is loud or rebellious or if May and June are happy or chilling,

😜Meme2: g. July = smooth [3]

h. August = fun [5]

i. September = quiet [2]

j. October = out-going [3]

k. November = pimpin' it [5]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* How I hate that expression!

😜Meme2: l.. December = warm [3]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: WHAT!?!? Um, dude, chick, that belongs with July or August!

🤤😜Memes: 9.

🤤Meme1: home: boring go out with friends: crazy

😜Meme2: a. home = quiet, romantic [5]

b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And if you're not a romantic, home = peaceful, contented, or maybe you just don't like to be in crowds. Going out with friends meaning crazy? Uh I don't think so. Is there no happy medium with you? And what happened to quiet being worth 2 points? Oh, right, it has to be paired with romantic to get a 5. Bleh.

🤤😜Memes: 10.

🤤Meme1: That person will fall in love with you!!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And this is where you utterly fail at your scheme. The person of the opposite sex I named was a relative. See how your idea just squicks out? Well, you only said name someone from the opposite gender, you didn't say "name somebody you have a crush on" and even if you had, you would've got what basically amounts to a cyber kick in the face from me anyway.

😜Meme2: a. guitar = eye-catching [5]

b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]

c. Drums = crazy [5]

d. Triangle = simple [2]

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The descriptions of the instruments themselves are accurate but for the guitar, but again, not applicable to personality or hotness.

😜Meme2: 11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: how predictable can you get? Yeah, if I had named one of my relatives, well, can you say 'SQUICK'?

😜Meme2: SCORES!!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Meh, as if I'd even keep track…

UP TO 17= You can do better than that!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: How judgemental and shallow. I knew this thing was rigged by the irrational point system. So what do you expect someone to do if their birthday is in a month that you rate as only 2 points? Get born again in a hotter month? Decide to get a different favourite color, musical instrument, place to go etc.? Change their hair color?

😜Meme2: 18-20= Okay...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: As if you'd know anything about okay, please. Coming from a hotness test chain letter? Ha ha ha ha ha!

😜Meme2: 21-35 = Rather HOT...!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatevs.

😜Meme2: 36+ = OWWW, YOU BURN!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So should this chain letter.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull…Crap…

😜Meme2: REPOST AS: HOT TEST & then write your score at the bottom.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. No scores, no belief in this silly magic number points crush stuff. Just a mangling.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody, I'll stay smart, you'll remain as you are.

🤤Meme1: 0-5 people,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If I sent it to five people, I'd be showing five people I was a spamming jerk.

🤤Meme1: your wish will

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: NOT

🤤Meme1: come true

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because chain letters are not magic and they can't grant wishes, you fool.

🤤Meme1: 6-9 people,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I would only be showing more people I was an idiot.

🤤Meme1: your wish will

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: NOT

🤤Meme1: come true within 6 months

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because chain letters don't grant wishes, ever. And not within any time period. And not based on how many people get spammed with this dumb dreck.

🤤Meme1: 10-15 people, it will

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: NOT

🤤Meme1: come true within 2 weeks

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I would only end up ticking off people and losing at least a few friends if I sent them this junk.

🤤Meme1: 16-20 people, in a day or 2 it will

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: NOT

🤤Meme1: come true

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I might end up getting a few requests from people who are honest and bold enough to ask that I stop with the ridiculous chain letters, with the rest secretly hating me.

🤤Meme1: 21-30, sooooooo soon

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: if I spammed that many people with this stupid chain letter, it is very likely I would soon get and deserve a negative reaction from one or more of them.

I know better. No sending to anyone else.

🤤Meme1: send within 1 hour or you will have a bad love life

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: nope. this chain is mangled, and I don't give a hoot about having a love life anyway. I wouldn't want some guy who fell in love with me for spamming up the net. he would either be a frightful idiot or else a con man.

😜Meme2: If you don't repost this you will have the following:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: A reputation in tact for not being a gullible and shallow drongo.

😜Meme2: ~ You will fail your tests

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Tests? This was only one test, and I gave snarky answers on purpose.

😜Meme2: ~ You will cut your finger

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull. No text can just zap, force me to cut my finger no matter what I don't do with it.

😜Meme2: ~ You will lose someone close to you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Liar. Very stupid liar. Maybe you'd like to have those consequences turned back on you for starting this piece of garbage? I won't threaten you with that, because I'm more human than you, and it wouldn't be within my power anyway. And recognizing that fact also makes me a great deal smarter than you.

😜Meme2: ~ You will not have a good day for the next 12 years

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bollox. what are you going to do, send me to some developing country and try to put me in one of their jails for not reposting your stupid little chain letter? Didn't think so.

😜Meme2: --And if you do repost this you will:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I would be a spamming idiot who probably should get locked up for being dangerously gullible.

😜Meme2: ~ be kissed by your crush before next month

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, not with the instant crush again.

😜Meme2: ~ have good luck

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Good luck trying to be an idiot? No thanks.

😜Meme2: ~ have someone fall in love with you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bleck. So first comes the kissing crush, then the dude who falls in love? Ewww, no thanks!

😜Meme2: ~ have your biggest dream come true

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Newsflash: You and your chain letter are no miracle worker, and my biggest dreams would take nothing short of a miracle. The one dream you could help make come true, though, is to stop with the memes.


Hottie Test

😏Meme: hey hey Everyone please do this!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: no amount of enthusiasm or use of the magic word from you is going to work on me. Consider your request flatly denied. This chain is getting mangled.

😏Meme: Just try it out~

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: There is no reason to.

😏Meme: Number your paper 1-10

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: This is on the internet, silly, we're not using papers here.

😏Meme: You are about to take THE HOTTIE QUIZ!!!!!!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, please! I'm not so shallow.

😏Meme: 1. Are you Tall/Short

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That depends on whether you're a toddler or a basketball player.

😏Meme: 2. Are you Skinny/Chunky

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Only a stupid food-cop would care about that.

😏Meme: 3. Is your hair Long/Short

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Doesn't matter. I'm not going to you to get it trimmed/styled.

😏Meme: 4. Are you Tan/Pale

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That depends on the time of year.

😏Meme: 5. Are you Smart/Dumb*ss

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: ROTF! If I was dumb, I'd be resharing this chain letter, checking off the answers and hoping friends would follow suit. But I'm not doing that. I'm mangling this stupid piece of shallow.

😏Meme: 6. Are you from the North/East/South/West

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What's that got to do with being hot? not that I'm interested, really. Unless you're talking hot literally, which would mean people living in warmer southern climates would be hotter.

😏Meme: 7. Are you a Party animal/Home loner

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That depends. But I wouldn't want to be stuck at home or go to a party with you.

😏Meme: 8. Favorite color out ofBlue/Yellow/Green/Red/Orange

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That all depends on the items in question. For example, blueberries should be blue, not orange.

😏Meme: 9. Which store do u prefer out of AmericanEagle/Abercrombie & Fitch

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Meh. Neither.

😏Meme: 10. Who do u have the hots for

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* No one! i'm not a silly fangirl.

😏Meme: ??MAKE A WISH!!!!!!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: As in, I wish everybody would stop replicating this kind of dreck. You see how your claims of wishes coming true just wouldn't work here? Besides that you just don't have that kind of power.

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🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What the heck is this crap:


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: or what? You'll eat me?

😏Meme: RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Besides my usual wish, here's another, I wish you'd stop yelling! It's making my screen melt and my ears bleed!

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🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Again with the garbage.

😏Meme: KEEP WISHING!!!!!!!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why? You show no signs of stopping being obnoxious.

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🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, take your own advice and stop!

😏Meme: 1. Tall-hot Short-cute

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever. *Yawn* I don't consider Slender Man hot, though there are sick fangirls who would. I've known short people in real life who were anything but cute.

😏Meme: 2. Skinny-sexy Chunky-adorable

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: When people are skinny due to illness or malnutrition, that's not sexy. And I've known chunky people who are anything but adorable.

😏Meme: 3. Long-hot Short-pretty

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Unless the person's hair had a horrible dye job or bad haircut, or is just full of dandruff or oil. either way, without proper hygiene, hair, long or short can look pretty nasty.

😏Meme: 4. Tan-naughty Pale-sweet

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? I don't change personality from sweet to naughty and back again with the change in weather. You see how that just doesn't work, right? NM, it probably sailed right over your head.

😏Meme: 5. Smart-good 4 u

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh! And good for the internet since I won't be hitting anybody with this ridiculous chain letter.

😏Meme: Dumb*ss-funny

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Well, it's hard not to laugh at idiocy sometimes, but if I've managed to make anyone laugh with any of these meme-manglings, that doesn't suddenly, blip, turn me from smart to dumb. :p

😏Meme: 6. North-ok East-cutie South-beautifulWest-old fashioned

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: well you'll never know which or where I might be according to your silly hotness map. Doofus.

😏Meme: 7. Party animal-popular Home loner-boring

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Judgmental much? So now I have to ask, if you want to be a popular party animal, when and how is it you found the time to start this chain letter?

😏Meme: 8. Blue-innocent Yellow-energeticGreen-freaky Red-out thereOrange-radiant

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Colors may give off those vibes when you're looking at stuff, but somebody's favourite colour doesn't determine them to be what your silly little graph thingie suggests.

😏Meme: 9. Amaerican Eagle-hot Abercrombie &Fitch-popular

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, yeah, sure, real big difference between the two, there. *Sarcasm*

😏Meme: 10. He/She will be your first!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ewww! I don't want "a first"…

😏Meme: (if ya know what I mean )

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If it's what I think you're implying, a definite NO THANKS! Not even a kiss. Just, so much no.

😏Meme: haha.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not funny, you immature twerp.

😏Meme: But only if u send this to 10 people!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! I definitely wouldn't want some idiot who would do "you know what I mean" just because some girl passed on a chain letter! Gah, how sleazy is that?

😏Meme: 9- he will ask u out

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No he won't because he doesn't exist, and I wouldn't go out with some clod who acted as a slave to your chain letter.

😏Meme: 8- he will think ur hot

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So let me get this straight. This idiot would think I was hot for spamming 8 people with this dreck. What a loser.

😏Meme: 7- he will think ur a goodfriend

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If he thinks being a good friend means sending out chain letters, then I for sure don't want him anywhere near me.

😏Meme: 6- they will not like u as afriend

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Same would go for the other five people who get this chain letter, I totally would understand why they'd start disliking me for being such a spamming jerk.

😏Meme: 5- they will not talk to u

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Their loss, not mine.

😏Meme: 4- they will tell everyone ur a loser

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which would be true if I sent this chain letter to even one other person, ten times over if I stupidly spammed ten people with this tripe.

😏Meme: 3- you will lose urreputation

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: With three people, anyway. But I won't lose my good reputation if I don't send this chain to anyone else.

😏Meme: 2- no one will like u but ur parents

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: ROTF You are a real nimrod, you know that? You actually believe not sending this chain letter to more than two people would agra cadabra turn the rest of my family and relatives and friends against me. Your stupid chain doesn't have that power, nor would anyone beyond the two people it was sent to even have a clue if I had a severe enough brain-belch to actually send this chain to two people!

😏Meme: 1- might as well die

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Throws dart at chain originator* And same to you, spam head!

😏Meme: u have nothing to live for

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hey idiot! Unlike you, I don't spend my time starting dumb chain letters and trying to bully/con people into spreading them. So it looks like I have a lot more to live for than you simply by way of not being such a pathetic power-tripping jerk.

😏Meme: *If I were you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You're not me, thank goodness.

😏Meme: I would send this to as many people as u can

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Like I said, you're not me, thank goodness.

Over and out.


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