Deathbed Story, Jake And Becky

This meme is simply called Deathbed. This Becky even says "Go to sleep!" Lol! Talk about your coincidences!


😏Meme: Jake was on his deathbed.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He did a lot to get himself there. Another Jake Jerk, believe me.

😏Meme: His wife, Becky, was maintaining a vigil by his side.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And she's no better. *Shudder* She's just waiting for him to kick the bucket, it can't happen fast enough for her.

😏Meme: She held his fragile hand; tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll just bet. "Please, o' great Hamgod, hurry it up, I don't want this louse hanging around forever. And help me to turn on the big tears so everyone'll think I'm a grieving widow when all's said and done."

😏Meme: He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh. He's definitely not an innocent victim, but not even he deserves this suffering.

😏Meme: “My darling Becky,” he whispered.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He feels his number's up and he's desperate. But sweet-talk's not getting him out of this.

😏Meme: “Hush, my love,” she said. “Rest. Shhh…. don’t talk.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Boy, Becky can sure put on an act.

😏Meme: He was insistent. “Becky,” he said in his tired voice. “I have something I must confess to you.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, Jake, I'm sure that this is enough to scare any confession out of you.

😏Meme: “There’s nothing to confess,” replied the weeping Becky. “Everything’s all right, go to sleep.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hahahahahahahaha! "Go to sleep" How coincidental you would use those words, Bex! Yeah, I'm liking you for a part in the Jeff/Jane/Slendy take-down, I just don't know the details yet. It just fits all too well - Jeff did mention a Becky in one of his internet rambles that didn't scare me. But - you could scare him. *Wicked grin* Heck, you scare me!

😏Meme: “No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* With a husband like you and these lice passing for *cough* family and friends, Becky's got pretty much nothing left to lose. Really, talk about overkill. Even for a soap, this is too much.

😏Meme: “I know,” answered Becky, “that’s why I poisoned you.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And that's why you scare me. You got a long hit list, Becky, if I was your mother, sister, or supposed best friend, I would be dead by now, or very worried about my life being in danger.

But then again, I'd never act like them. How on earth did Jake manage to get all the women in your life betraying you, and how in heck did you find out? I mean, I'll grant you the supposed best friend thing, but your sister, and your own mother? *Repulsed expression* I just can't wrap my head around that one. And, really, what are the odds? This story adds up to pretty underwhelming tasteless bull. All of one family sleeping with the same guy? Oh please. Not buying it.

However, if your best friend is Killer Jane, also the same Jane who has a history of being a home wrecker anyway, well, this could get interesting. Maybe it was you and Jane who were college room mates, and Jeff's little jibe was directed at her.

He and Jane are so busted, as are you. And Jake's dead, so no further concern.

Over and out.


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