Well, I thought I was finally done with this stupid chain creep, and his anti-chains, but even after getting chalked, egged, outwitted, knocked flying silly (and not by me), he turned up again!
This stupid meme is yet another in a long line of viral drivel designed to cause more fighting between Christians and atheists. It was reposted with the typical reactionary rant&lulz on where else but that illustrious site known as *cough* Reddit. *Rolling eyes*
Brace yourself for totally contrived scripted little kiddy cuteness written by some adult trying to make a point.
Let's mangle!
💩Meme: An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, absolutely gotta make sure this doofus is an atheist, right off the bat, And he just goes talking to little girls who are inexplicably alone on airplanes. See anything wrong with this picture yet? Like where are the little girl's folks, and is this guy some kind of pedophile creep? Yeah, this chain is not starting out well at all. But then, none of them do.
💩 The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
🧝♀️ Okay, so this guy is so drawn to this kid, and so out of it that he's not observant enough to see that maybe she's busy reading? oh, sure, he's an atheist after all, so like my gosh, gotta totally make sure to point out that he's clued out as well as a creep. Know what happens as a result? anti-Christians lash right back with their own stupid stories and wish-fulfilling fantasies about Christians acting similarly, like dumb dorks...
I'm so sick of these memes and how Christians fall for them like people go fan brat for Justin Bieber, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Star Wars, Ed Cullen, anime and MLP.
💩 "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
🧝♀️ Gah, does this dude never give it a freaking' rest? he obviously didn't learn a single blasted thing from his colliversity experience. And like OMG, gotta get that smugness in there...
I've pointed out before that this freak was not acting anything like a real college professor. He's not acting like a real person at all. I mean, seriously, what guy just gets on a plane, and is hit with such an overwhelming compulsion to bully a little girl to stop believing in God? No one does that. It would be one thing if this dude got into a heated exchange on that plane with some Muslim, Jewish, Mormon, Jehova's Witness, even Catholic adults, especially if they had somehow indicated they were part of a religious group. Heck, even him having it out with adult Sikhs or Hindus would make more sense. But an innocent little girl who was just minding her own business? oh, but that was the point, wasn't it? Bleck!
💩 "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first."
🧝♀️ Hold it! HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIITTTTT!
This is a *little girl* you're talking about here. But she's on a plane by herself, and she's not even talking like a little girl. she's talking like an adult who loves to debate and has probably been at it a while. an adult who would be well into her twenties or more likely, well past them.
Little girls wouldn't respond to that creep this way. A little girl would probably tell the guy something like "Yes there is a God, now leave me alone." and that would be the end of it, assuming she believed in God. if she was an atheist herself, she would probably smile back and agree with everything else the guy had to say, and they'd have an absolutely swell time bantering back and forth, topic eventually getting away from religion altogether.
💩 "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps."
🧝♀️ Eh? Okay, I guess weird attracts weird. I mean, really? I was a little girl once, and I had pets. I used to get information about animal life from books and TV shows, but quite honestly never studied animal poop. It is just something you have to learn to put up with when you're around animals a lot.
Yes I'm aware that different species produce different types of it because every species is different. But what the heck does that have to do with anything other than really bringing home the point that this whole genre of memes is utter stinking crap?
💩 "Why do you suppose that is?"
🧝♀️ I just answered you, twerp, *sigh* different species, different sizes, different digestive systems, different metabolisms, different organ structures, different hormone balances, different bi-products getting made during the production of waste, yknow.
By the way, girly, grass isn't the only thing cows, horses and deer eat. They eat other vegetation too.
Oh, but this meme is probably going to have the girl say that, plus, "God made them all different" which no Christian is going to disagree with. But for the love of all things good, nobody needs memes telling them this and it certainly won't convince any atheist lickety-split dong that "Oh, yes, there really must be a God because animal poop is all different!" 🤦♀️ Gah!
💩 The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
🧝♀️ Oh, you have got to be kidding! Intelligent because she apparently knows so much about animal poop and this guy's so stupid that he can't even come up with a coherent reason animals crap differently? Give me a picking' break. You're really going all out trying to convince me this guy is stupid beyond belief and has a hopelessly sucky personality, all because he's a freaking' atheist.
The girl hasn't said anything that shows off her intelligence. Only her little boyish preoccupation with poopies.
💩 thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
🧝♀️ Oh c'mon, this guy can't really be this thick - on second thought, maybe he can. Boo-hiss to the mook(s) who originated all of these stinking memes. Honestly, you are so full of it!
💩 To which the little girl replies,
🧝♀️ And here it comes, the big TADA moment, where she probably says "God made da animals diffwent!"
💩 "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"
🧝♀️ I was apparently quite wrong in expecting sickly overly cute kiddy sap preaching, but this is just as underwhelming and dumb.
1. So this girl thinks you have to really know about poop to believe in God. Epic fail.
2. What's one got to do with the other?
3. Since when do little girls argue that the next person isn't 'qualified to discuss' topics with them? Considering her screwed up thought process, it doesn't even make sense she would use such complex words.
4. Same question with the basing one's "qualification" on how much they know about crap?
5. That little brat did nothing to prove God's existence. All she did was display a preoccupation with poop, and shoot off her mouth. She tried to win a battle of wits, and came out tying with him for epic fail.
💩 And then she went back to reading her book.
🧝♀️ Yeah, she was probably more annoyed with the creep interrupting her reading than anything else...
Okay, I can think of a debate where this joke would work, and be a lot funnier.
Two people talking about producing a reality TV show, they are producing, directing, looking for cast, you name it. They have a heated disagreement, and it could be on a plane, at a studio, over lunch, anywhere really, and one of these people brings up the animal poop thing, with the other going "Huh? I dunno." and the first person's punchline being the same, "You aren't qualified to make this important decision about our up and coming fabulous show because you don't know crap."
No need to bring religion into it at all, much less put it in a meme, duping Christians into spreading it for a bunch of freaking anti-Christian twits to lulz and use as an excuse to spew "Stupid Christians spreading chain letter jokes!" again.
So let's wrap it up nicely and bring this rotten atheist VS believer meme franchise to a grinding screeching halt and close.
The Folly Of Jeremy Townsen has things not working out for either passenger on that plane.
Over and out!
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