Mad Cow


This immature joke meme was posted on this Islamic blog back in 2010, so if it recycles ever again, it means simple minds are once again amused by something that's incredibly stupid and stale as well.

***WARNING* Off-colour.***



🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because it never took place.

💩Meme: You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programmes.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, why do you think I don't believe in spending good money on bundles that promise you lots of channels when all you get is more of the same rebroadcasted reality TV and bad comedy or other crap?

💩Meme: In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So why is the interviewer's gender so important? Let me guess, she's the "mad cow" right? *Rolling eyes*

💩Meme: The interview was as follows:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, good, now we get treated to some total fabrication that's probably supposed to make people laugh.

💩Meme: The lady reporter:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* There you go again with the freakin' gender thing!

💩Meme: 🤷"I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The farmer's not even the right person to ask, the one to ask would be someone who studies animal diseases. The farmer's job is to keep his own animals healthy, and he does whatever is required by those in the business of disease-prevention.

💩Meme: The farmer stared at the reporter and said: 😈"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Disgusted glare* What a gutter-minded hick.

Look, I don't know how many times they would go at it per year, per month, per day, per hour if cattle were all just let loose to do whatever. But on a farm/ranch, the people are still in charge as to which bulls breed with which cows for healthy bloodlines and all that, so that has nothing to do with Mad Cow AKA BSE, which is thought to come from bad feed. Feed that contains protein rendered from cattle - feeding cattle to cattle is sick, I don't know whoever thought it was a good idea to put livestock into their own feed.

💩Meme: Reporter (obviously embarrassed): 🤷"Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information..

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's not information, it's some farmer with mind-in-pants.

💩Meme: 🤷But what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing. And it's definitely not a phenomenon…

💩Meme: Farmer: 😈"And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh! Wait too long with the milking and the cow could get infection in her utters, at any rate, it would be very uncomfortable. When it's time to milk, cows want to be milked.

And don't call the reporter 'madam' it's condescending, especially coming from the likes of you. Address her by name. Oh, right, this is a chain letter, so she doesn't have one.

💩Meme: Reporter: 🤷"Sir, this is really valuable information,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, cut the niceties. It's not valuable information to you anyway, how is knowing when to milk a cow going to help you break a big story?

💩Meme: 🤷but what about getting to the point?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He has none. None worth considering anyway.

💩Meme: Farmer: 😈"I am getting to the point, madam.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* I said cut that out, sir!

💩Meme: 😈Just imagine, if I was playing with your t**s twice a day. And only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Glare* Gah! Disgusting! And altogether a different kind of mad, you dirty idiot!

1. Only trashy people have a fixation on breasts and use the crude t-word to describe them.

2. this moron has the hots so bad that he's even got cows and people screwed up in his own mind.

3. This idiot thinks a cow can't tell the difference between a bull and a human.

4. The cow doesn't get turned on or violated by being milked. The bull is not the one that milks her.

5. The cow is smarter than the idiot farmer.

6. Mad cow is a brain disease, not a hormone problem.

7. The filthy-minded farmer may not have mad cow disease, but his brain is defective. This revolting 'joke' *cough* does absolutely nothing for the reputation of farmers and is just plain unamusing stupid.

💩Meme: The program was never aired.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because it isn't a program at all, just another dumb off-colour viral joke.

If I was hosting a program, and some slob came on it and talked to me like that, he would be kicked out so fast it would make his head spin, with cameras still rolling.

Over and out.


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