Marry A Dog, Adopt A Cat, own A Spouse And Kids and try to kill your owner "staff" if you're a cat who thinks he's a god or an inmate, love and worship your owners as gods if you're a dog, dog&cat diaries, Whatever! Dogs thinking their owners are gods/masters, cats thinking they themselves are masters/gods with "staff" or "slaves/servants" or "wardens" instead of owners, you know - all that anthropomorphic not to mention overkilled cliche crud. The marriage angle in one of these stupid joke memes does the gender thing as well.
So, a whole lot of bLECK!
From bad youtube video memes to email memes and social network/blog/web forum reposting/sharing memes, AKA chain letters, this junk gets mangled here.
Yes, some of us are sick of the whole dog VS. cattitude thing, and yes, even the word cattitude is annoying, but it fits all the stinking cats in every appearance of this tired old cliche.
Oh, and we really don't like any of those sickly cute puppy/kitten or supposedly funny cat pictures/animations/video memes either! They are as annoying as the stale old email dog/cat joke memes.
Let's start with one of the oldest chain letters in this lot of dog&cat tripe.
A stale old joke meme that gets as stinky with age as the rest is the dogs VS. cats thing.
It's been around since the 90s, wasn't funny then, and is utterly facepalm-inducing now since it's still going around!
What's worse than the idea that dogs have owners and cats have staff, or that we should be considered slaves to either? The same basic idea that stoops even lower by dragging God's name and the concept of worship into it.
AntiTeemo reposted a stripped down version of this stupid old dog VS. cat chain letter as a Youtube comment in 2016.
🐕💖Meme Dogs: Humans gave me food, they must be Gods..
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. Humans gave you food because you're a pet and your species started out as opportunistic moochers. Dogs don't have a religion.
😾Meme Cat😼s: Humans gave me food, I must be God..
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. Humans gave you food because you're a pet and your species started out as opportunistic moochers. Cats don't have a religion nor care about being worshiped.
And you're an un-funny, sacrilegious twit.
Pe-EWWWW! this whole cats VS. dogs meme idiocy is so anthropomorphically stereotypical and wrong-headed and utterly annoying!
Neither animal has any concept of religion and what gods are. That's a human thought process, and by pinning these stupid anthropomorphiisms on animals, we are hoaxing ourselves, big time and embracing the dangerous idiology of animal welfare/rights, whether we realize it or not. Our pets have preferences and they act differently according to what their own species is and what each animal within that species is like. But dogs don't worship their owners, they depend on them. Ditto for cats. But there are things that make a dog a dog, and a cat a cat, that have nothing to do with gods, or any silly notions we project onto our animals.
I personally find dogs to be a lot more pushy, demanding and in-your-face than cats, but cats can be annoyingly stubborn, if generally quieter about it. Siamese cats are known to be very vocal.
🙎Meme: The difference between cats and dogs
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, brother, do these things never die?
🙎Meme: Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And a cat's diary as well, can hardly wait...
Anyway, this meme had the dog's "diary" in full, followed by the cat's.
I'm going to rearrange it so they take turns.
Let's mangle this schlock!
🙎Meme: Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* This will be a fun trip, not...All chain letter cats are really annoying. Like chain letter puppies, they look so cute you want to throttle them. In addition, meme cats are so disagreeable and arrogant, you want to toss them.
You know animals don't write, right?
🐕💖Meme Dog: 8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yuck... But you're a dog, you'll eat anything.
Chow time is my rabbit's favorite thing too, but she's a lot cuter about eating and doesn't like gross things apart from her cecotropes, which is an unappealing but natural and necessary part of her digestion and other animals with a similar system.
😾Meme Cat😼: Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Your owners are not your captors.
2. You and the other pets are not inmates.
3. Those dangly things are called toys, you nitwit.
4. You seem to be the only one making a huge show of disliking your food. Give it up already, no one cares or believes you. As if you haven't been chowing down on the dog kibble when you thought nobody was looking.
5. If you want to "escape" so badly, there's the door, out you go, and don't bother coming back. Make yourself useful and go live on small rodent pests. There are lots of other, better behaved kittens around to replace you, cuter ones too, I might add.
6. Cat vomit? Seriously? Maybe you wouldn't have that problem if you didn't try to outdo the dog in prodigious eating when you think nobody's looking. As if that's any worse than the dog's vomit or your own stinky litter box anyway.
🐕💖Meme Dog: 9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Of course it is... Just like everything else you go bonkers over on this stupid list.
😾Meme Cat😼: Day 684 of my captivity: Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of allergies. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Must I repeat the fact you are not an inmate and your owners are not captors again?
2. So you caught a mouse, big deal, that's what cats do. You really thought you'd make a human ten times bigger than you afraid of you over that? Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Stupid, stupid cat!
You can't even think cat. The reason cats bring dead little critters and birds back to their owners is because it's one way they tell their owners they like them.
You wouldn't get condescending comments from me for that. You'd get a grossed out reaction. So consider yourself lucky your owners didn't do that!
3. Allergies - well, guess that means you'll just have to leave since you want to so badly. They are of no advantage to you or your owners. Oh, and there are people who are allergic to dogs as well.
I wouldn't put up with you as a pet cat for long.
🐕💖Meme Dog: 9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, just like everything else in the world... Blah blah blah blah... Shut it!
😾Meme Cat😼: Day 685 of my captivity: Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Assassinate? Cat, you can't assassinate a human. The president of the mouse club, sure, but not a human.
2. Again, you don't think cat. Cats get underfoot for the same reason dogs and rabbits do. They want attention, and to hang out with their owners.
You're not a cat. You're a faux cat, a fraud, a meme.
2. Let me tell you a bit about what a tormentor is. That would be YOU, not your owners. So why on earth they'd want to keep you is beyond me. You're exactly the kind of little monster that qualifies for snake food.
😾Meme Cat😼: I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh I see, you want to trip your owner so he falls and kills himself. So, you took a page from Twilight Zone's "Talky Tina". She's my prisoner now. And if you succeed in copycatting her, I hope your owner lands on you.
🐕💖Meme Dog: 10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, well, you didn't get it from me. I prefer to stroke my rabbit.
😾Meme Cat😼: Day 686 of my captivity: I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. There is custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ... for now ...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, you're jealous of the dog and you have your sites set on the bird, and you can't tell the difference between birdie mimicry and real human communication.
And did I not already tell you that your owners aren't your captors?
Oh, right, you're stupid.
The dog's drivel goes on longer, well, it's a dog, so that explains it...
🐕💖Meme Dog: 12:00 pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Of course, you're a dog... Not that dogs get three squares a day, but you know that same old scenario played out in movies and commercials, as well as real life where the dog sits and waits to slurp and smack up anything that gets dropped from the dinner table. Bleh... Come on. You're just as opportunistic as any other beast.
🐕💖Meme Dog: 1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...Shut up.
🐕💖Meme Dog: 3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, whatever, stupid dog, calm down already...
🐕💖Meme Dog: 5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But of course...Sing a different tune - aw heck, that's right, you can't, you're a dog.
🐕💖Meme Dog: 7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Argh! Shut up!
🐕💖Meme Dog: 8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, have you tried chasing the dog in the mirror yet too?
🐕💖Meme Dog: 11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh-huh, now will you finally shut up?
Yes, meme dogs and cats are truly thick-witted irritants.
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🙎Meme: How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* This translates to: Let's put the all important light bulb question to as many dog stereotypes as we possibly can, ain't that hilarious? And let's trot out the silly notion that dogs are more or less cute in the tude department while cats think they're too good for the rest of all creation! Ain't that just so cute and original!?
Uh, hardly.
🙎Meme: Golden Retriever The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, unlike you, we humans do a lot of stuff inside that require light…
🙎Meme: Border Collie Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, I'd like to see you try it, Poochie.
🙎Meme: Dachshund You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody expects you to, Toots.
🙎Meme: Rottweiler Make me!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Make you a dunce? you got it. *Puts dunce cap on rottweiler* there… You're nowhere near coordinated enough to change a light bulb anyway, you big lummox.
🙎Meme: Boxer Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And I say to you, who cares? Go squeak somewhere else.
🙎Meme: Lab Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Aw shad up and get outa here, you're about as graceful as your Rottweiler pal.
🙎Meme: German Shepherd I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Do you even have a clue what the situation is, Bozo?
🙎Meme: Jack Russell Terrier I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Good luck with that, the light bulb surely knows enough to screw itself in…
🙎Meme: Old English Sheep Dog Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Cut a bit of that mop off your face and - nah, you still wouldn't, you're too thick.
🙎Meme: Cocker Spaniel Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww. I'm not letting you in my house any time soon. And we humans need the light on in that special little room where we do our thing among other stuff. So… Go outside to join your golden retriever pal.
🙎Meme: Chihuahua Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Translation: "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bleah. I'm pretty sure that's a wrong and cliche translation of the cliche that says all chihuahuas are the Taco Bell dancing dog. Put it this way, the next cretin who uses the stale old "(insert thing?) We don't need no stinking (insert thing) is going to get a stinking wallop to the snout!
🙎Meme: Greyhound It isn't moving. Who cares?🧝♀️Ocean Elf:You might care about this moving object! *squirts greyhound with super soaker*
🙎Meme: Australian Cattle Dog First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Try that with the sockets as well and just maybe I might be a bit impressed…
🙎Meme: Poodle I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Just go back to playing in that mud puddle. You're as useless as all the other dogs.
🙎Meme: How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Doesn't matter, they're all equally clueless at it.
🙎Meme: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, REALLY!? DUH!!
🙎Meme: So, the real question is:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What idiot came up with this junk and how on earth is it that people find it so amusing?
🙎Meme: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Go outside, find some bowl of food that's bound to be sitting out there somewhere, and a good hail storm ought do you pretty well for a massage. *Pushes lazy good-for-nothing cat out the door, slam* Quit trying to come into the wrong house, Pussums!
🙎Meme: ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowls* WRONG! "Proves" nothing. Don't give me that stupid anthropomorphic idea of dogs worshiping people while cats expect to be waited on hand and foot because they think they're so incredibly special, crap again!
If anything, dogs are more demanding, and in-your-face about it. And there are a lot of people out there who coddle and even worship dogs.
🙎Meme: Warning To All Dog Owners (Joke)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Since I'm not a dog owner…
🙎Meme: Subject: FW: ***WARNING*** TO ALL DOG OWNERS!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Warning, something typically cheesy about cats coming up.
🙎Meme: WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Repetitive like the constant irritating "woof woof!" of some dog that won't shut up.
🙎Meme: Warning to all dog owners:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Tosses bone* Here, now stop barking!
🙎Meme: Watch your dog!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I can't watch something I don't own.
🙎Meme: The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Since when did the State Highway Patrol and FBI take over the animal patrol business?
🙎Meme: Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And yet State Patrol the FBI are involved?Hah!
🙎Meme: They are falling in great numbers.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: As in falling for some cats they want to chase, no doubt.
🙎Meme: Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs - KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You already said that.
🙎Meme: Commentary: I'm writing this in a hurry while my owner, Chancy the Wonder Cat is outside.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, pass the bucket, I'm gonna be sick!
Look, you own the cat, it does not own you! These anthrophomorphic human-subservience to their pets is a bunch of indulgent claptrap. this one is double-strength nausea in that it does the "I'm owned by my pet" thing, plus perpetuating that stinky old stereotype that says "You own your dogs, but your cats own you, or they think they do and you should too." Bull! Get real!
🙎Meme: A lot of dogs live in my street, and I don't want her getting any ideas…
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: she's a cat. A dang cat! She doesn't get "ideas"… Probably the same stupid cat that tried to get into my house when the light bulb burned out at her owner's. So how about keeping that beast indoors? Oh and, get those mutts off the street. Dog problem solved!
😏Meme: A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm pretty sure this is leading to something droll.
😏Meme: A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Since when do offices just have their doors open and have dogs just walking in and out? Something is wrong here.
😏Meme: Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So first, this dog whines, then somehow manages to look so determined that these people just think "Oh, he's actually here for a job!" This really isn't adding up.
😏Meme: Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A tad rude, if you ask me. But then, he's a dog.
😏Meme: The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So next the dog probably stares at the computer and whines.
😏Meme: The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A typewriter? This must be in a different time period. though I thought something was said above about a computer. I'm confused. Anyway, it remains to be seen just how perfect this letter is.
😏Meme: The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey doofus. Hey dog. Ever heard of typing on the computer?
😏Meme: The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh sure.
😏Meme: By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Is there a punchline coming up at some point? Sooner than later, I hope.
😏Meme: The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well if they hired all dogs, that might work, but oh sheesh, this is droll.
😏Meme: The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Let me guess, the dog does something that's supposed to be smart and hilarious,. Like a meow, since chain letters of this type are almost always doing the dog VS. cat thing. And I have actually heard dog whining that sounds remarkably like a meow. So that's not impossible.
So, am I right?
😏Meme: The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bingo! *Gets gold star off shelf and puts it with rest of collection* typical, so predictable, droll...
😏Meme: Daily Thoughts
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, really? I thought we were finished. Oh well...
😏Meme: The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. --Samuel Butler
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which one? There are two. The American, and the Brit who wrote "Spare the rod and spoil the child". I have no idea if either one actually said/wrote this. If so, who cares? If not, stop lying!
Yes, I know dogs make fools of themselves. That is hardly profound knowledge.
😏Meme: Dogs are miracles with paws. --Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above about quotes... It applies here as well. And I don't go in for this new-age self-help spiritualism stuff, so don't care what she writes or says.
"Miracles with paws" *cringe&gag* Oh, please. Dogs are dogs, and that is that.
😏Meme: If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. --Phil Pastoret
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again with the quotes, see above.
Even the wild birds and squirrels know which is the bigger dish/pile of food I put out for them...
Come on, people, who actually names their dog Fido?
😏Meme: Last Laugh
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, yay. I didn't even get a first laugh, so doubt this will do it.
🙎Meme: Subject: FW: Marriage
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Groans* Here we go again. BTW, the person who sent this one was an animal welfarist/rights democrat, and loved those stereotypical gender joke memes.
🙎Meme: Marriage
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
..then adopt a dog.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah! NO! Dogs are not children, they are not "adopted". By all means, buy a dog or get one for free if you want one and don't mind the barking, shedding, the whizz&crap on the floor which is not a probability, it *will* happen, having to let the dog out, the sloppiness of a dog's eating and drinking, and getting drooled on, and let's not forget the doggy smell and how dogs tend to lick themselves loudly whenever you have company over.
🙎Meme: If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...
..then adopt a dog.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, that's your answer for everything isn't it? Again, no! Dogs are not children! They are not "adopted! Dogs can go crazy when you go out and leave them at home for too long, Some won't, but some don't like being left alone, and a lot of public places wouldn't appreciate you taking your dog everywhere with you. And again, there's the same potential for the dog to well, act like a dog in public.
I'm going to snip out all repetitions of "adopt a dog" from here on out.
🙎Meme: If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh yeah? As if a puppy wouldn't try to chew up a remote and anything it can get its teeth into. Romantic movies generally don't interest me. Please, cut the whole "chick flick" thing. I'm so not into that.
🙎Meme: If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, NO! Shut it already! no one in the family, that is kids, husband, wife, etc. should be relligated to the status of a foot warmer. And if your feet are stinky enough you probably shouldn't even expect your pet to do it, unless it's a dog. They love stinky!
🙎Meme: If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Dog love is just as selfish as that of any other animal, people, please, don't kid yourselves. Humans love unconditionally, or at least, they do if they are very close. Dogs benefit from being our pets and they are simply not as independent in nature as some other animals, and are extremely reward-oriented. They are social and like to be around other living things they grow up with.
But for me they are too smelly, sloppy, needy, clingy, demanding and high maintenance. Some shed as bad as cats or worse and the ones that don't shed a lot require extensive and expensive grooming.
🙎Meme: BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, now you're going to say "adopt a cat" *starts tearing hair out*
🙎Meme: . ..then adopt a cat!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Huge eye-roll* I just knew that was coming, gah! See freaking above!
And I've known cats that came when called, been possessive enough about their homes that they've growled at strange people coming in, never got enough cuddling, ate whatever was put before them etc. And I have been walked all over, jumped on and licked by dogs, wished they would leave me alone when I got home, seen a cat excited when her owner got home, been around dogs enough to get the feeling they expect me to make them happy and answer to their many non-verbal&; and sometimes very persistent and loud demands at the most inconvenient times. A cat isn't necessarily as aloof as all that, some are and some aren't, but I haven't met one that is as pushy as dogs seem to be in general, in fact, most other animals I've had contact with, aren't.
🙎Meme: Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say...... marry a man, didn't you?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, I figured you were going to say "adopt a cat" because 1. you've been chanting "Adopt a dog!" throughout this whole sorry thing! And 2. I've seen far too many stupid dog VS. cat memes before that the whole thing is utterly and pathetically predictable. Just because you put "marriage" somewhere above didn't make me fall for this one since you went on and on promoting the animal rights welfarist "adopt a dog" thing.
🙎Meme: Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No way in heck! It didn't brighten mine, why would I send it and promote the anthropomorphic ideology I don't believe in?
🙎Meme: Send this to all the men just to annoy them!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, no way! I've got better things to do and I'm not interested in annoying a particular gender with a stupid meme that has already seriously annoyed me! Memes that pit people against each other based on gender, even as a joke, are annoying and stupid. They don't get sent/posted without a good dressing-down by me.
🙎Meme: You...
......have a GREAT Day!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Thanks to getting this idiotic chain letter from someone who thought it was so incredibly kewl, the day I received it, did not go as well as I would've liked!
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