This meme has been around since at least as far back as January 28, 2008.
🙃Naomi: The old "wisdom of shuffle" - metal style
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh. The shuffle songs meme, where you complete a sentence with a song title according to which song you listen to on your iPod. Blah.
🙃Naomi: So, since I listen to a rather distinct mix of music, so this might actually be worth doing...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not so much, but whatever floats your boat, I guess. People don't need much excuse to perpetuate a meme.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, please...
😏Meme: Put your music player on shuffle.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
😏Meme: For each question, press the "next" button to get your answer.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
😏Meme: YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: that's one of the reasons why I'm not doing that. The other reason is I don't obey meme rules.
Chain/Naomi: (non-english band names excluded, I listen to too much European music)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever.
😏Meme: 001. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That all depends on what they want an okay on.
🙃Naomi: Bloodshedding Horror - Tsjuder
😏Meme: 002. WHAT WOULD DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me, you could come up with something.
🙃Naomi: The day Burzum Killed Mayhem - Nargaroth (BAHAHAHAHA)
😏Meme: 003. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, what I like in people doesn't apply to you since you're a chain letter meme, so you'll just have to be satisfied with no information.
🙃Naomi: Bloodlust - Chimaira
😏Meme: 004. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Great.
🙃Naomi: No Dreams Breed in Restless Sleep [alternative mix '95] - Dissection
😏Meme: 005. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not authorized to answer that question.
🙃Naomi: Vatican in Flames - Darkthrone & Burzum (better than a previous time I did one of these... that time, this question got "Pierced Genitalia" by Carp Forest)
😏Meme: 006. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I actually can't just choose one.
🙃Naomi: Give it All - Rise Against (nice one there...)
😏Meme: 007. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh - well, they are friends, so I'd think they might like me a little. Otherwise, they'd be enemies or strangers. Duh.
🙃Naomi: This Glorious Nightmare - Unearth
😏Meme: 008. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU ?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: They love me of course.
🙃Naomi: A Warning - Lamb of God
😏Meme: 009. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Laughter. No really. I often shed tears when I laugh.
🙃Naomi: Lunar Poetry - Nokturnal Mortum (sounds emo until you realize it's a black metal band)
😏Meme: 010. HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, really? Get out of here with that.
🙃Naomi: Through Self-mutilation - Carpathian Forest (BAHAHAHAHA)
😏Meme: 011. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Probably nothing that would interest you very much.
🙃Naomi: Pure Hatred - Chimaira (no comment necessary)
😏Meme: 012. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That all depends on a bunch of factors, my mood, what I have or haven't done lately, how my actions effect other people or myself, so you're not getting a straight answer here either. Nice try.
🙃Naomi: Left Unfinished - Machine Head
😏Meme: 013. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, please. Next?
🙃Naomi: Paid in Full - Sonata Arctica (title only... bahahaha)
😏Meme: 014. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh-uh. You're not getting that out of me.
🙃Naomi: Burnt Infant - I am Depressed (BAHAHAHAHA, as well as "most obscure artist" award winner)
😏Meme: 015. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Um... I sort of am already grown up.
🙃Naomi: Empress - Nemesea (lol)
😏Meme: 016. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, seriously? You assume way too much.
🙃Naomi: Awaken - Dethklok (it's a song about a giant troll)
😏Meme: 017. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS ?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I love them.
🙃Naomi: Angel of Death - Slayer
😏Meme: 018. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You know that question somewhere above where you asked what my friends thought of me? Well, same answer applies here.
🙃Naomi: Dead and Gone - Motorhead
😏Meme: 019. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ackh! Like I said, you assume way too much.
🙃Naomi: 10 Seconds to the End - Kataklysm (well, looks like I'm screwed)
😏Meme: 020. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How would I know. I'll be dead then. Next?
🙃Naomi: Laid to Rest - Lamb of God (Fitting... but not exactly flattering)
😏Meme: 021. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Besides smashing chain letter memes, that info is not available to you.
🙃Naomi: To Reign Again - Kataklysm (To defy this/ is suicide/ TO REIGN AGAIN)
😏Meme: 022. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It doesn't matter how many memes ask me this, I'm not giving out any info on that.
🙃Naomi: Lost Reality - Mercenary
😏Meme: 023.WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If I even have one, it wouldn't be secret any more if I told you.
🙃Naomi: The Beheading of a King - Amon Amarth (that's right, I'm a political assassin)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Over and out.