Pedant Test

❔Test: Can You Control Your Inner Pedant?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: We'll find out.

❔Test: We'll show you some sentences. All you have to do is agree that there's nothing wrong with them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Heh, I should try that and see what the result is. For now, I answered honestly.

The choices you have for each sentence are:

❔Test: 1. “It's technically wrong… …but I'm OK with that.”

2. “It's technically wrong… …and I can't tolerate that.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, in my usual fashion, I'll make my choices of 1 or 2 for each sentence, and do a little yacking back as well. :)

❔Test: Start the test

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay! Here we go!

❔Test: “I forgot my PIN number.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Well, that's no good, you'll have to get a new one. Good luck.

❔Test: “Who can we turn to?”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Gosh, I have no clue, sorry. If I knew more about your situation, I might, or might not be able to make a suggestion.

❔Test: “To boldly go where no-one has gone before.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Heh! Story of my life it seems. at least where the internet is concerned. I have to blaze my own trail, wander on my own because I seriously just don't fit in anywhere when it comes to internet communities.

❔Test: “I'm good. How's you?”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Urgh! *wince* I was fine until this sentence stabbed me in the ear. I'm not so sure you are good, actually, not at grammar anyway. :p

❔Test: “10 items or less”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. No problem.

❔Test: “I ordered a double expresso.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Ack! It's 'espresso'.

❔Test: “Take one dice and roll it.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Hmm, I used to have a few of these kicking around somewhere.

❔Test: “I'll see you in Febuary.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Ugh! Maybe by then you'll figure out how to spell it.

❔Test: “Me and my friends”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Hey, don't stop now, what did you guys do? Tell me all about it. I haven't heard a good story in a while.

❔Test: “9am in the morning”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Urgh! Redundant.

❔Test: “It's very unique.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Eckh! It is unique or it isn't. Uniqueness doesn't come in 'very' or 'a little bit'.

❔Test: “I literally exploded with anger.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Lol! *gets a funny mental image* I don't think so! You wouldn't be in any condition to make this test if you had. What was it that made you so angry? Hey, I'm curious. Please don't leave me hanging.

❔Test: “how ru doing?”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Argh! The leet-speak or txt-speak burns. It burns all the way out my screen and in my eyes and ears.

❔Test: “I lolled out loud”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 2. Eh? Redundant. That's the whole point of lol isn't it? :p

❔Test: “Your a di*k.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Watch your mouth, pal! The insult was even worse than the wrong 'your' it was supposed to be 'you're'.

❔Test: The results are in! Your inner pedant is

15% under control

You're a bearly contained ball of rage.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Heh! 'Bearly'? Hahahaha! I wonder what would've happened if I slapped choice 2 on the whole lot.


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