Sesame Street Test


😏Meme: Sesame Street character test

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Heh... *Scoffing*

😏Meme: Don't read the answers, till you've completed the test.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Or what? I'll turn into Super Grover or something?

😏Meme: Ever wondered which cartoon character you are most like?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, actually, I haven't, but I know which ones I like and why.

😏Meme: Well, a team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities of Sesame Street characters, and put the information gathered into this quiz.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, which researchers? None. Somebody just made up this quiz.

😏Meme: Answer each question with the answer that most describes you, then add up the points that correspond with your answer.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Are you sure you really want me to do that?

😏Meme: Then send this to all your friends, including the person who sent it to you with your cartoon character in the subject line.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That, I will NOT do!

😏Meme: Keep track of the question number and your answer. You'll need both to unlock the secret code at the end.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, okay, admittedly, this would be fun to do, the first time one gets it, but I'm still not passing it on to anyone.

😏Meme: 1) What describes your perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner for two b) Amusement park c) Rollerblading in the park d) Rock concert e) See a movie

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Dating? This is supposed to be Sesame Street, right? I like watching movies on my own. I like going to amusement parks and out to eat with family and friends, and would even go out on my own if money and transportation wasn't an issue.

😏Meme: 2) What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll b) Alternative c) Soft Rock d) Classical e) Popular

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I really can't answer that definitively, since my favorites of the moment cover a lot of different styles. Right now my favorites are Tempest's Byker Hill, and the Grade 6 RAD character dance. So try pinning that down will ya?

😏Meme: 3) What is your favorite type of movie? a) Comedy b) Horror c) Musical d) Romance e) Documentary

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It depends on the subject matter. I'd rather watch Sweeney Todd or Friday The 13th than that bullcrap environmental propaganda film Inconvenient Truth, and I'd rather watch Phantom Of The Opera or some film about ancient history than either of them... Romance VS. comedy, well, that depends on how good or bad the comedy is by my standards.

😏Meme: 4) Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices? a) Waiter/Waitress b) Sports Player c) Teacher d) Policeman e) Bartender

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll stick with the one I've got, thanks. And wait, what? Bartender? This is Sesame Street we're talking about, right?

😏Meme: 5) Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste? a) Work out b) Read c) Watch TV d) Listen to the radio e) Sleep

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, it depends on how tired I am, what's on TV, what there is to read, but when I work out, I do listen to my Ipod...

😏Meme: 6) Of the following colors, which do you like the best? a) yellow b) white c) blue d) teal e) red

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Depends on what it is. I like my white laptop and my blue Ipod. I'd be a bit alarmed if my blood ran any color other than red, and the sun would look strange if any other color than yellow.

😏Meme: 7) Which one of the following would you like to eat right now? a) ice cream b) pizza c) sushi d) pasta e) salad

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No-brainer. Ditch the salad and sushi. Since I'm currently quite hungry, I'd go for the pizza if it's a kind I like, and then ice cream, provided again that it's a kind I like. And wait a minute! You forgot to include cookies, for the Cookie Monster!

😏Meme: 8) What is your favorite holiday? a) Halloween b) Christmas c) New Year's d) Valentine's Day e) Thanksgiving

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, I definitely have a straight answer on this one, and my family and friends, and especially my colleagues at work could tell you what my favorite holiday is hands down! But I'll give you a hint. It's the holiday that unfortunately gets the biggest wallop with internet chain letters from stale jokes to religious rants and touching tear-jerking stories.

😏Meme: 9) If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be? a) Paris b) Spain c) Las Vegas d) Hawaii e) Hollywood

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Meh, I guess it would depend on my budget.

😏Meme: 10) Of the following, who would you rather spend time with? a) Someone who is smart b) Someone with good looks c) Someone who is a party animal d) Someone who has fun all the time e) Someone who is very emotional

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wha? I don't care what anyone looks like. What if that smart person was also arrogant as all heck? What if that party animal who just has fun all the time annoys the living heck out of me because they're not smart and can't think a deep thought to save their life? What if that overly emotional person gets on my nerves because they over-react to a bunch of stuff and I've got my own concerns and can't exactly let myself get weighed down unnecessarily with their issues as well? No thanks, I'll pass on all your cardboard cut-out characters.

😏Meme: Now total up your points and find your character below:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Snicker* Right... I'd like to see you try figuring that out with the answers I gave you. Heh, heh, heh...

😏Meme: Q 1 a=4 pts b=2 pts c=5 pts d=1 pt e=3 pts Q 2 a=2 pts b=1 pt c=4 pts d=5 pts e=3 pts Q 3 a=2 pts b=1 pt c=3 pts d=4 pts e=5 pts Q 4 a=4 pts b=5 pts c=3 pts d=2 pts e=1 pt Q 5 a=5 pts b=4 pts c=2 pts d=1 pt e=3 pts Q 6 a=1 pt b=5 pts c=3 pts d=2 pts e=4 pts Q 7 a=3 pts b=2 pts c=1 pt d=4 pts e=5 pts Q 8 a=1 pt b=3 pts c=2 pts d=4 pts e=5 pts Q 9 a=4 pts b=5 pts c=1 pt d=2 pts e=3 pts Q10 a=5 pts b=2 pts c=1 pt d=3 pts e=4 pts

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Snore*

😏Meme: (10-17 points): You are OSCAR. You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how to have fun, but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your wild spirit can lead to hurting yourself and others.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You forgot to mention "You're fond of trash."

😏Meme: (18-26 points) You are ERNIE. You are fun, friendly, and popular. You are a real crowd pleaser. You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and children are important to you, but only after you have fun. Don't let the people you please influence you to stray.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? I haven't watched all episodes, but don't remember Ernie getting married, or even talking about it, much less going out on the town.

😏Meme: (27-34 points) You are ELMO. You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Elmo, calm? Uh, he seems hyper to me.

😏Meme: (35-42 points) You are ZOË.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hmmm, I don't even know who that is. But then, it's been a long time since I've watched the show.

😏Meme: You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to enjoy yourself.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eh, still Sesame Street, right? I didn't know there was a character on there like that. Anyway, it definitely ain't me...

😏Meme: You are serious about all commitments. A family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The only part of that which even remotely matches up with me is the seriousness about commitments and being a family person.

😏Meme: (43-50 points) You are BERT. You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You teach strong family values. Keep your feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not sure I quite get the very last couple statements, but hmmm okay, well I always got a kick out of Bert and Ernie.

But this character roster is far from complete. Where is Kermit? Cookie Monster? Big Bird? Grover?

Over and out.


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