Truck Joke

Mangling of a Stupid Joke Chain Got this in my email. *Rolling eyes* --
😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Subject: Love my new truck 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But are you any good at driving the thing? 😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Love my new truck...bought a new GMC Sierra and returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? I thought you said you loved it? 😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: "Nelson" the salesman said to the radio. 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So? 😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You either have a possessed truck or somebody rigged up a super computer program that surfs the net for famous entertainers at voice-prompting. 😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: "Willie" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers. 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Sure he wasn't working an mp3 player with a remote you couldn't see? 😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Then he said "Ray Charles" and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Better song selection anyway. 😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I said "Beethoven" I'd get beautiful classical music and if I said "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs. 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yep, voice-activated mp3 play technology in there somewhere... So how come they haven't been advertising this nifty difty handy dandy feature on their TV ads? Because you're just handing me a pile of malarkey, right? Nah, really!? 😏Me🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled "Asshole!!" and immediately the radio responded..... "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States". 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Boo-hiss! I'll bet this thing was around back in the days when the GMC sierra first came out and when whoever was US president then... (THUMBS DOWN, groans, boos and hisses!) Lame as any other dumb joke chain that insults the US president, whoever he happens to be, and US president bashing was really popular under GW bush and Clinton before him. Talk about unoriginal. What a let-down of a joke. Over and out.


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