This chain letter makes fun of people from two different US states, makes fun of people's jobs, and promotes police brutality.
I'm not the only one who detests it.
Let's mangle this meme. It is awful!
😏Meme: TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF VS. NEW YORK LAWYER
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Here we go. I can just see where this is going. Once again, another stupid meme designed to trott out bad stereotypes about people based on where they live. Not to mention the idea of a lawyer getting in trouble with the law.
😏Meme: Only in Texas my friends..Only in Texas …..Too bad…
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not your friend. And when you make a claim like "Only in (insert place name)" that's a dead giveaway you're leading up to a really stupid joke that does nothing but try to perpetuate either the worst or the most irrelevant stereotypes that should've died off long ago.
😏Meme: A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: People run red lights all the time without getting pulled over. So what gives with this sheriff? Has s/he nothing to do but stand around twiddling his/her thumbs in the street?
😏Meme: He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX .
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother, this is not starting out well at all. People from both places should be insulted by this crap.
😏Meme: He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy’s expense.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well what else would he do in the plot of a stupid chain letter? In the real world it would be another thing.
😏Meme: The deputy says, ‘License and registration, please.’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, why the big fuss for just running a stop sign? Stupid. makes no sense.
‘😏Meme: What for?’ says the lawyer…
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If I was the deputy, I'd be thinking right about now that this guy was either drunk or high, or a few bricks short.
😏Meme: The deputy says, ‘You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Duh, oh, the obviousness!
😏Meme: Then the lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What!? So there was no one around, and this deputy stopped the guy for slowing down when running a stop sign!? Methinks this deputy must've been extremely bored and lonely! Wow, it must stink to be a chain letter cop.
😏Meme: ‘You still didn’t come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Mr. or Ms. Deputy, why don't you just admit you're keeping this guy held up because you don't have a life?
😏Meme: The lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Difference between what? Slowing, or not slowing down? if you can't figure that out, dude, you're beyond hope.
😏Meme: ‘The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!’ the Deputy repeats..
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Forget about it, Deputy, just let him go and get yourself an Ipod to help you pass the time.
😏Meme: Lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket… If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Mouthing off to a cop - dude, isn't that sort of illegal? If you were only guilty of slowing and running a light, I'd let you go if I was the deputy - unless you pull this attitude. You're acting suspicious, like, possibly becoming aggressive and then resisting arrest later. Are you normally this belligerent or are you under the influence of something?
😏Meme: ‘That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,’ the deputy says.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So far that's the only smart thing you've done and said, Deputy.
😏Meme: At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
!!! Police brutality!
Deputy, surrender your badge, *IMMEDIATELY!* You are a disgrace and you certainly haven't got what it takes to be in this line of work!
And this is not at all a fair representation of Texas police. This chain letter stinks to high heaven. if you are from Texas and you are a cop, you should be offended by this pile of stereotype-ridden dreck!
😏Meme: and says, ‘Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Screams and scowls!*
What the heck kind of puerile, stupidity - this is so awful it defies description!
😏Meme: God Bless Texas …….
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: SILENCE!
Don't you DARE - don't - you - DARE - talk about God after promoting the idea of a cop using brutality on another living being!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! Just - ARGH!
So let's do something about this and wrap it up, shall we?
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During this beating, a school buss full of little children came by. The children were traumatized by what they saw, and the bus driver called emergency, reporting the crime in progress.
The lawyer was taken by ambulance to the hospital, barely alive.
The deputy was arrested for excessive use of force, police brutality, abuse of power. He was never able to get a job with the police department again. The only job he could get was being a stupid jerk in a stupid chain letter story.
—The end… —
Over and out.