😏Meme: Subject: Fwd: Fw: A laugh for today!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Groan* Once again, my day has been made a little less good.
😏Meme: Inconclusive travel plans 2012
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Or any date, it keeps changing with each year.
😏Meme: I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because that's not a place, you dork, it's a state of communication/working with someone else.
No grin from me.
😏Meme: Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Duh I just explained that, genius…
😏Meme: I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, this is lame. I suppose you're going to think of every word that starts with 'in' and make as if it means some place name and say something droll about each one… *Rolling eyes* Like 'in solent' people are rude and arrogant, or 'in telligent' where people are all smart etc.
😏Meme: I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well that would explain why you wrote this chain letter…
😏Meme: I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Pfft* That jump to conclusions bit was already done in another droll joke chain where it was described as one of the many types of non-exercises the joker did, along with other stuff like stretching the truth and a bunch of others I can't remember right off. Saw that joke too many times from different people in the past, just don't think it's funny any more.
😏Meme: I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
You should've been in doubt about writing this chain letter as being a good idea…
😏Meme: I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* So how about incongruent, ever tried that one on for size? Thatt's what happens when you try to make me smile with chain letters. You get a reaction you don't expect.
😏Meme: Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That was one of the other words I originally thought of, but I see you covered that as well. Yeah, you're incapable of making me laugh with this chain letter. You're probably incapable of understanding why, too.
😏Meme: One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's not a place, it's a mood, also a form of dramatic effect.
😏Meme: I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No it isn't, but you just passed droll 101 with flying colors.
😏Meme: Lastly, I do hope that you haven’t been in Dread of receiving something like this!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How could I before it arrived? Receiving it put me in something near in annoyance, though…
😏Meme: Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There are no designated mental health days, you just take them when you need them. But I didn't need this chain letter, so please just help my mental health and take a hike.
😏Meme: You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not sending this meme on to anyone else, and am not going out of my way to bug someone unstable. Unstable people make me nervous.
😏Meme: My job is done!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh goody, does that mean you'll shut up now?
😏Meme: Life is too short for negative drama and petty things.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Try telling that to the "unstable" people you're on about, but don't expect them to care. You can cut down the negativity by sending your own type-written notes instead of this chain letter.
😏Meme: So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'll laugh insanely at something I find funny enough to cause the mirth. This chain letter doesn't cut it.
I have always loved truly.
Forgive quickly - what the heck? It all depends on what someone did and just how grievous it was. Forgive someone for accidentally shoving me in a crowded area? Sure. Forgive someone for being a sicko sadist, or doing something else to ruin an spect of my life or someone else's who doesn't deserve to get it? Not so much.
😏Meme: From one unstable person to another...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Speak for yourself only… I'd try to avoid you if I knew who you were.
😏Meme: I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Sure, whatever you say, Lady Une…