Which Baby Are You?

Each meme claims something different about being born in any given month. They cut and paste bits and pieces from description to description, and many are full of laughable contradictions.

Here goes a mangling! *Impish grin*


😏Meme1: Which baby are you?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, I'm actually not a baby, but if you want to get technical about the kind of baby I was born as, that would be human.

😼Meme2: Born the - est

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother.


😼Meme2: January- Born the Funniest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: so a month determines if you're funny? It decides for everybody else they should laugh more when you make wisecracks than anybody else? Oh, pshaw!

Whoever made up this chain is among the lamest born IMO.

😏Meme1: Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bollox. I know people born in January who don't fit this generic description.

😏Meme1: Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet n 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ridiculous. No stupid little status will cause me to meet some magical personality balancer…


😼Meme2: February- Born the Craziest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull. I know from firsthand experience with people this just isn't true. My grandpa on my dad's side was a miserable old fart but he definitely wasn't crazy.

😏Meme1: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: wow, you must've tried to cram just about every personality trait into one description in order to avoid being wrong about anyone. This is so full of contradictions it sounds more like a personality disorder or identity crisis than any real person. Quiet but likes aggression? Huh? Romantic but 'horny'? I hate that word by the way.

Anyhow, I know people born in February and they don't fit your crazy cookie cutter February profile.

😏Meme1: Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull. If you believe that, you really do fit part of your February description, superstitious and ludicrous. Reposting this stupid chain won't blip a personality balancer or a perfect match into anyone's life.


😼Meme2: March- Born the Perfectionests

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The - what? You can't even spell 'perfectionist' and you're wrong again. I know people who were born in March and that description doesn't fit them.

😏Meme1: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: which of these don't fit? If you said "easily angered" "Bottles things up" "affectionate" and "Great kisser" give yourself a gold star.

😏Meme1: If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Malarkey. This chain won't blip a personality balancer perfect love match into existence for anyone in eight days or any amount of time. Nor will it cause you to fall in love with someone in eight days. if you base your love on a chain letter, you are truly sad. "I love you because one of us forwarded a chain letter and because I ran into you today being the eighth day after the chain was sent, you are my truest perfectest love match personality balancer!" Balderdash.


😼Meme2: April- Born the Sweetest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You might want to get a look at a list of notorious people born in April, I'm sure you'll find at least a few to soundly debunk this for you.

😏Meme1: Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Redundancy… Humorous and funny are basically the same thing.

😏Meme1: Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Secretive yet boy/girl-crazy? Uh-uh, those two cancel each other out.

😏Meme1: If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Rubbish. "Hi, I'm the cutie you've been gawking at lately and I see you reposted a chain letter, guess what, we're a lot alike because 've been watching you for the past two days since you drew me to you with this chain letter." Uh, who is this creep?

No repost is going to get me a 'cutie' stalker who's a perfect love match and personality balancer in 2, 8, or 10 days or at any time.

😏Meme1: MAY BABY

😼Meme2: May- Born the Kindest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Lol - um! No. I know, or rather, used to know some people born in May who can be anything but.

😏Meme1: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Same as with the February description, this is so full of crazy contradictions and just plain nonsense. 'understanding usually in the ear and neck' HUH!? Left-brained but loves to dream and is clairvoyant? Uh, methinks that's right-brain. 'Hard-hearted' and 'deep feeling' well which is it? You can't be both. Oh, wait, this is a chain letter, and they tend to judge everyone as hard-hearted for actually having deep enough feeling not to pass them on. 'Loves travel, hates staying at home' uh, no. Let's just say I know people who were born in May who go both ways. Some love staying home and others love to travel. I also remember people with May birthdays from when I was a kid, and they were anything but shy around the opposite sex.

😏Meme1: If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? How would that work? "Excuse me, but I reposted a chain letter 4 days ago and that's why I've been avoiding talking to you. Now I feel real close to you because you are a cutie, we're alike, I love you and you are my perfect personality balancer love match and now I can start talking to you." Lol!


😼Meme2: June- Born the Serious

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, boy, you don't know my aunt.

😏Meme1: You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So why the extra exclamation marks. Do you believe you are that June baby or do you just desperately want to be? i know June babies who don't fit your description and I'll just bet you, the chain-originator are a June baby, so you made sure to give this description a lot of extra points you want to have.

So how does having a massive record collection and a fantasy-crush/date/lover, and being an actor make the best personality? Have any idea how many celebrities who seem to have it all turn out to have seriously messed up lives and personalities?

😏Meme1: IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, right, "Excuse me, but you reposted a chain letter 6 days ago, I really think your lover is super hot and love your record collection. Let's be bestest friends!" Please…


😼Meme2: July- Born the Sexiest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* I expected some poor month to get this descriptor.

😏Meme1: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, So, 'difficult to predict and understand' and 'moody' yet 'approachable' and 'fun to be with' and 'doesn't seek out friends' yet 'broods' over past friendships? More descriptors that seem pretty contradictory.

😏Meme1: Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, boy, that's a hot one! "Hey, I just heard about your fabulous reputation as a great friend/worker/whatever because you reposted a nonsense chain letter 12 days ago! That must automatically mean you're great!" Buttkiss.


😼Meme2: August- Born the Romantic

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Um… How to say this?


You don't know my Dad. You don't know my bro-in-law.

😏Meme1: Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 'Kind-hearted' 'very revengeful' I just don't see those going together. Again, such a mix of traits that's so generic as to be full of contradictions, and again, I know some august babies who definitely don't fit a good deal of these.

😏Meme1: Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: "Excuse me, but I'm the love of your life if you were born in august. I saw you posted a chain letter a month ago and I find you irresistibly charming because of it!" Not.


😼Meme2: September- Born the Beautiful

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I can't disagree with that but I can still debunk it. Everybody's beautiful provided they aren't sadists or cruel in some other way. No, I'm not talking outer beauty, which doesn't matter anyway.

😏Meme1: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: TMI with the weird sexy stuff already. 'fearless and brave' argh, the redundancy. And I know people born in September who don't fit all these descriptors, though I really have no idea about the love-making stuff and we will not go there…

😏Meme1: If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You won't have made a dupe of yourself within 5 minutes…

😏Meme1: someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother! So you just called September hasty and regretful, and use those very character traits against him/her to blackmail into being hasty and reposting this stupid chain letter, with the threat that they will regret it when someone gets mad at them after 8 days.

How does that work?

Eight days after September baby doesn't post this stupid chain letter, someone just out of the blue flies off the handle for no reason at them.

Angry person yells out "You stupid worthless dud I am so mad at you!"

September says "Huh? Why?"

Angry idiot says "Because you didn't repost that stupid chain letter 8 days ago and now my blood is boiling over and I want to kill you!"

September says "What? But you weren't mad at me 8 days ago and how did you know I even got the chain letter at all if I didn't repost it?"

Angry person foams, "Uh, huh, well uh, duh… Well, I was the one who sent you the chain letter and I was supposed to wait 8 days before getting angry. It's been 8 days and now I'm madder than heck!"

Yeah, no, stupid.


😼Meme2: October- Born the Cutest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh good gosh, now you're just getting shallow.

😏Meme1: Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, again with the hot and sexy thing. And what's this 'lies but doesn't pretend' stuff? Contradiction 'easily hurt but recovers easily' uh, not so much. I know some October born people who don't fit this and many other descriptors in this chain.

😏Meme1: repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Most of the October babies I know already have the love of their lives, so that threat is not only bogus, it's stupidly assuming to boot.


😼Meme2: November- Born the Nicest

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, you're confusing the heck out of me. Sweet is nice, kind is nice, and being all of these is beautiful. So which was which again? I mean, you can be the sweetest or the kindest and still somehow manage not to be the nicest? HUH!? *Taps head* No really, you've got me completely confounded!

😏Meme1: Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What a laugh! Look at the bios of many so-called 'great' people and you'll find birthdays all over the calendar. And I know at least one November person who definitely doesn't fit some of your wildly exaggerated descriptors here.

😏Meme1: If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, I have news for you, and it just might short-circuit your circuits. Everyone, no matter what month they were born in, is one of a kind! That's just one of the reasons your card-board cut-out personality chart chain letter fails.

😏Meme1: Re-post in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh really. Since I saw this chain in late December 2011 and had no big events coming up until January if you count work, and birthday parties coming up in February, just what sort of accomplishment will I have? An exceptionally great work day? I can just see it now.

Colleague or instructor or employer comes up to me and says "Capri, you did such an awesome job today! Better than usual? What happened?" To which I reply "A chain letter I got a month ago and reposted suddenly made me better at it!"

Bull crap!


😼Meme2: December- Born the Lovers

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, that kinda like conflicts with the august description doesn't it? I mean, you can be lovers or you can be romantic but you can't be the most romantic and be the best lovers - what the…?

😏Meme1: This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hey hold up, what about June and October? I thought you said June was the best looking and October was the sexiest of them all. But then, this is a bollox chain letter, trying to flatter the heck out of everyone no matter what month they were born in, right…

😏Meme1: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Shades of July in there perhaps?

😏Meme1: Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: ah-hah, a copy and paste from part of the January description as well. This thing gets even more ridiculous as it goes along. A card-board cut-out of a card-board cut-out, wow.

Anyway, 'soft-spoken and polite' and all the more timid sorts of characteristics, how does that mesh with 'competitive in everything' and 'patriotic' 'loves to talk, joke, debate' and 'impatient' etc?

And wow, no "repost if" this time? Interesting.

I suppose you don't want some December baby debating with you why reposting this chain letter won't get you a good job done at some big event in a month, a lover in 10 years or 10/12/8/2 days who is just like you and is a perfect love match personality balancer, and why not reposting won't get that love match suddenly mad at you in 8 days.

Yeah, these chain letters are laughably ridiculous!

Over and out.


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