Who Are You - Survey Meme



🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf...

😏Meme: 1. Where were you born?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You don't need to know. It would have no impact on your life whatsoever.

😏Meme: 2. Were you named after someone?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Once again, that would have no impact on your life. All you need to know is that you may refer to me as Ocean Elf.

😏Meme: 3. How many children do you have?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Once again, none of your concern.

😏Meme: 4. How many pets?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's a bit open-ended. The number of pets I have had throughout my whole life, the number I currently have or have not, has nothing to do with you.

😏Meme: 5. What’s the worst injury you ever sustained?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I will not satisfy your morbid curiosity with an answer.

😏Meme: 6. Do you have any special talents?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: As opposed to un-special talents?

😏Meme: 7. Favorite thing to bake?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever's easy, tasty, and not a big hassle to clean up...

😏Meme: 8. Favorite food?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered, over and over again...

😏Meme: 9. Would you bungee jump?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What's with some of you memes and bungee jumping? Why don't you give it a go yourself and stop starting memes?

😏Meme: 10. What is the first thing you notice about people?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Depends on the people...

😏Meme: 11. When was the last time you cried?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered. You'll never find out, so stop asking.

😏Meme: 12. Any current worries?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why in the world would I confide anything like that to a meme?

😏Meme: 13. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No.

😏Meme: 14. What’s your favorite book?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.

😏Meme: 15. Would you like to be a pirate?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'd rather scare a pirate.

😏Meme: 16. Favorite smells?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.

😏Meme: 17. Why do you blog?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You assume too much. I'm just mangling this meme.

😏Meme: 18. What song do you want played at your funeral?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That, pal, is none of your business.

😏Meme: 19. What is your favorite thing about yourself.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why? Seriously, just why?

😏Meme: 20. What is your favorite hobby?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered. If you knew me, you'd know.

😏Meme: 21. Name something you’ve done that you never though you would do.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: no.

😏Meme: 22. What do you look for in a friend?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Among other things that they don't start or spread memes.

😏Meme: 23. What are your favorite fun things to do?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me, you would know.

😏Meme: 24. What are your pet peeves?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered...

😏Meme: 25. What’s the last thing that made you laugh?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered...

Over and out.


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