🧝♀️Ocean Elf: This chain letter is so random and it looks like it was written by some guy who flunked the education system but they passed him through just to get him out of their way. Then he grew older, without growing up, and went his own way. Yep, a MGTOW chain letter!
Here goes.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Huh? That's just...
Oh, goodness, I'm takin' a crack at it!
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Last night I coudnt sleep. I wanted your warm against my skin. I wanted you on me. I wanted to feel you alll over my body.. but I ***** find yoU! Where did I put my PYJAMAZ?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh! *Skin crawling* Eww, you creep...! Seriously cringy attempt at a joke, but that's typical MGTOW.
I'm not your pajamas so don't go crying to me about your sleepless nights.
🤦🏽♀️BP: AAAAGH! The spelling and punctuation! It burns!
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Whats the difference between magnet and woman?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You can't stick a woman on a fridge door. Duh. Ask a stupid question…
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Magnet has a positive side
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're positively misogynistic.., and that isn't a good kind of positive.
🤦🏽♀️BP: What's the difference between me and the idiot who started this? I have a brain. And I'll still be alive tomorrow. Meheheh...*evil smile*
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Intelligent Man & Intelligent Woman = Romance
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, that's "in love" not "intelligent". Romance happens to geniuses as well as to idiots. It all depends on a bunch of different stuff, which I won't go into right now.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Stupid Man & Intelligent Woman = Affair
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Argh! No! Affairs are stupid, period. That doesn't stop people of either gender, regardless of IQ, from having them.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Intelligent Man & Stupid Woman = Pregnancy
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* No, you sexist pig, obviously the man was stupid enough to get her pregnant and they weren't planning on having a kid.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Stupid Man & Stupid Woman = Marriage
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl intensifying* Dude, you are seriously screwed up in the head. Needless to say, I wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth. You obviously think it's fine and dandy for men to go around scoring as many as possible and that birth control is only the woman's responsibility. You dirty thing. Typical MGTOW, not wanting marriage or the responsibility of kids. You just want to use women and toss them away like garbage when you're bored of them.
Let's get things straight on smart VS. stupid.
Stupid man wants to sex it up with lots of "beautiful" women.
Smart woman won't give him the time of day.
Stupid man creates chain letters.
Smart woman mangles them.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, come on! *rolls eyes* Give me a bucket, this trash is turning my stomach. Let's try again, shall we?
Intelligent Man & Intelligent Woman=This chain utterly mangled, TWICE.
Stupid Man & Intelligent Woman= This chain forwarded to his dumb friends and mangled by her.
Stupid Woman and Intelligent Man= See above, reverse the genders.
Stupid Man & Stupid Woman= ...great gosh, what have they done? Passed on memes relentlessly, filling up the in-boxes and social networks of countless people.
And back-off on marriage, you freak! My parents are very intelligent, and, uh, NEWSFLASH, THEY'RE MARRIED! Are you trying to say that people who get married are stupid? Well, no one would marry you and you're incredibly stupid, so figure that one out, Sherlock! *withering glare*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's typical MGTOW. They hate marriage. They actually see it as a form of prostitution and entrapment of men. They are that messed up in the head.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: You - cute
🤦🏽♀️BP: You-Creepy
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Buzz off, creep...
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: You = hot
🤦🏽♀️BP: You-Need a restraining order
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Get lost!
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: You = sweet
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: HAH! To you? Hardly!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Hah! Shows what you know. Any sweetness I had was destroyed by the heaps of sarcasm and venomous bluntness.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: You = intelligent
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, I know...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Yeah, quite, but flattery will not change the fact that I still find this chain ridiculously idiotic.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: You = amazing
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You don't even know me, so shut up!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Okay, I accepted intelligent, but don't push your luck, creep.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: You = perfect
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, and the moon swallowed up Mars... Back away, dude, and don't try any more of that ridiculous flattery on me. It won't work.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Yeah, and the little leprechauns kidnapped me and took me to Pluto for my coronation...like I said, sweetness destroyed by the sarcasm.
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Me = liar
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: BRAVO! That's the only accurate and best thing you've ever said! *Applauding with sneer*
🤦🏽♀️BP: You= Finally correct about something! Good job, want a cookie to commemorate this monumental event?
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: A boy goes to seeee a dance.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh???
🤦🏽♀️BP: What? Don't you, you know, dance at a dance? Not "seeee" a dance?
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: His mom angrily asks him: Did yu seeee any thing dere dat U were nt supposed to see?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Put that in English, will you? And why go to "seeee" a dance? Isn't he supposed to go there to, well, like, you know, dance or something?
🤦🏽♀️BP: OH, my eyes! Oh, sheesh, the spelling there makes my eyes hurt! Gosh, I think I can't see out of my left eye...nope, I'm good. Now I can glare at you properly. *glares*
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: Boy: yea, I saw dad there with another woman!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Probably a relative - sister, oldest daughter etc. Sheesh, please, you're not making my jaw drop with that old trick.
🤦🏽♀️BP: ...oh, shoot me now!
🙎♂️MGTOW Meme: A friend would lend you an unbrella n the rain, but a true friend (like me) would take urs & scream run b*tch ur gettin wet!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, since I don't know what an "unbrella" is, you couldn't very well take one from me and run, but you'd do well to run anyway. And I wouldn't let you have my UMBRELLA either.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wha-!? What the heck!? First, the word is "umbrella", you know, with an "m"! And none of my friends would call me that, let alone steal my stuff. Idiot!
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Reply by Capri
LOL! You mangled that one even better than I did! I love how you came back with the "stupid = you" type things when this chain was pulling that flattery and "Smart/stupid man/woman =" rubbish! It was just asking to be thoroughly mangled! The typing in it was absolutely horrendous, txt-speak and random upper case, extra letters, ugh! That alone was painful by itself!
Reply by Beth
Hahaha! *grin* Thanks!
Ugh, chain letters in general tick me off, but this one was particularly odious. Gah! When I finally finished deciphering that gibberish, what I found seriously annoyed me. This chain practically had a bright red neon sign above it that said "Please, mangle ME! I'm incredibly moronic!" And seriously, the typing...? AAAAAAGGH! What in the heck was that supposed to be? Good gosh, that one was frustrating...! Like to hit the originator with my keyboard! Repeatedly! H'm!
🙃Chain-starter: *typing more of this unintelligible gibberish* Meh heh heh...
M🤦🏽♀️e: *Bursts into room* Ha! Got ya now, creep!
🙃Chain-starter: HUH!? What the-who are you?
🤦🏽♀️🙃Me: A seriously ticked-off person who has a keyboard with YOUR name on it!
🙃Starter: What!? Hey, can't we work this out?
🤦🏽♀️Me: Yep. Hold still.
🙃Starter: Huh? Why should I-hey, ouch! Aaaack! What the-ouch! Stop it!
🤦🏽♀️Me: Nope. *Continues hitting starter repeatedly with keyboard* WHAM! POW! Take that, lame-brain!
🙃Starter: AAAAAaaaiiiiieeeeee! Someone, help m-ouch! Will you stop-ouch! Hey-ouch! Ouch! AAAACK! *Attempts to flee*
🤦🏽♀️Me: *trips him on way out* That'll teach ya to send out this kind of drivel! *Chucks keyboard at starter's computer and leaves*
Heheh! Well, that post was longer than anticipated...*smile*
Reply by Capri
ROTF *cough choke recovers* LOL!!!
Yes! I liked that! Hilarious! That chain was so full of everything idiotic, moronic ideas, leet-sspeak, txt-speak, simply bad spelling, the whole nine yards, and like you, I found his judging marriage as stupid to be in very bad taste. And calling anybody smart for being in an affair, man or woman, is, well, stupid! And calling it stupid when a woman gets pregnant - uh, it takes two to make that happen, stupid chain-originator!
Your mangle of the chain, and then whamming the chain originator is great! Hehe!
🙃Chain starter: Oh, no, not another one!
🧝♀️Me: Oh, yes, another one or twenty! *Grabs the nearest thing that can be used to hit or throw on hand. A cyber shooter! Starts shooting*
🙃Starter: No! Don't come at me with that! I was only - AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH What did I ever - OOOOOOUUUUUUUUWWWWW! You're gonna kill - AAAAAAAAAGH! Stop that!
🧝♀️Me: *continues shooting at chain originator with pixels* Hehehehehe! You got it coming!
Reply by Beth
Hahahahahah! Yeah! *grin* You get 'im!
Whoop! Oh, if only we could actually do this! Heheh!
Reply by Capri
Lololol Yes! Oh, that would be a hoot!
Reply by Beth
Hahaha! Indeed. *smile*
But, until a day when such a thing can happen, we'll just have to be content with this.
🙃Starter: Oh, come on, as if this isn't bad enough!
🤦🏽♀️Me: Shut up! *Goes after him with a keyboard*
🙃Starter: Noooooooo! Ouch! Ow! Ack! Hey, back off you-oooouuuuuccchh!
🤦🏽♀️Me: Mwhahahaha!
Reply by Capri
Yeah! For you, stupid chain originator, it's about to get a heckuvalot worse!
🙃Starter: Oh, no, not you too!
🧝♀️Me: Oh, yes, me! And I've just got rid of some spammers and mangled another wonky chain letter and the egos of the dealive schmuck and cast of characters in it. So look out! *hurls cage pan at chain orginator* Well, that's one way to get it done. *Wicked grin*
🙃Starter: EWWWWW! *Runs like heck*
Reply by Beth
Hahahahaha! *smile* That's what ya get, lackwit!
🙃Starter: Ah, leave me alone already! Haven't I been through enough?
🤦🏽♀️Me: NO. *chases with rolled-up newspaper* Smack! Whap! How d'ya like me now!?
🙃Starter: Ouch! Ack, ow! Hey, stop it-oowwww! What did I ever do to you?
🤦🏽♀️Me: Plenty! *Smacks harder with newspaper*
🙃Starter: Aaaaaaaggghhh! Get me out of here!
🤦🏽♀️Me: Mwahahaha! I wouldn't hold my breath!
Reply by Capri
Hehehehehehehehe! "Lackwit" I like that, will have to remember that one! ROTF! Ooooh, man, the chains that crossed my screen yesterday - just - ARGH!
Reply by Beth
*smile* Heh! Thanks.
Ugh-well, I bet ya gave 'em the proper chain treatment! Heheh!
Reply by Capri
Lol You're welcome. And yes, I did. Hehe! And as usual, there are more just waiting to get what's coming to them. :)
Reply by Beth
Heh! Sad but true. *smile* No matter how many we bash, more will be waiting.
Yes, that is very sad. And some of them are stupid and disturbing off the charts as well.
Reply by Beth
Gah...indeed. *frown*
H'm! Well, that just motivates me even more to mangle 'em!
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