Men Are Like

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WARNING: suggestive content ahead! No wonder I was so hesitant to put this one up. But after mangling the likes of that uber revolting magic wish sauce chain to save the environment I guess it's safe enough to put this up now. But I warned you, The meme is dirty.

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📧From: a forwarder

To: "Email" EMailPalsAroundTheWorld@yahoogroups.com; "Snailmail" SnailMailPalsAroundTheWorld@yahoogroups.com

Subject: Men are like............... (Hope i won't regret posting this lol)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Don't count on it. Bleah.

🦍🚺Meme: 1. Men are like .......Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Uhm, that's true of humans as a species in the physical sense, though I'm pretty sure you are talking dirty.

Firmness also has another meaning, personality-wise, and people can remain just as firm their whole life in their beliefs, opinions, being able to tell others no when necessary etc.

🦍🚺Meme: 2. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: True for any human being.

🦍🚺Meme: 3. Men are like .......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Uhm no, speak for yourself. I don't need one, and I know why.

🦍🚺Meme: 4. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Actually chocolate bars usually go from hand to mouth, and I haven't met many men I'd call smooth and sweet. Anyone who makes for my hips is going to get a bad reaction and into my bad books, and once there, it is extremely difficult if not impossible to get out of them again.

🦍🚺Meme: 5. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Golly, you are one deluded chick! I've known monumental liars from both genders.

🦍🚺Meme: 6. Men are like ........Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Like the women who wear hipsters that look as if they'll fall off, or tank tops with all but their boobs and even some of them showing, right.

🦍🚺Meme: 7. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I know of at least four women who not only take too long to mature, they're simply hopeless and never will.

🦍🚺Meme: 8. Men are like .......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's about the most accurate this has been yet.

🦍🚺Meme: 9. Men are like .....Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Erh, Uhm, whatever. TMI I really don't want to know you. Get away!

🦍🚺Meme: 10. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Wince, scowl* Uhm..Erh - well, TMI, dunno, don't care. Just - *twitch, grimace* Get away! Ewww, get a way, you gutter-talking sleaze!

🦍🚺Meme: 11. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: -Actually my lava lamp is quite bright if you're standing close enough and I've known bright and not so bright people coming in either gender. Consider yourself among the not-so-bright. Shoo!

Over and out!


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