Yearbook Questions Meme

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👧🏻❓Meme: 1. Not ur type

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh, no kidding!

👧🏻❓Meme: 2. Okay

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay to what? Mangle? Sure. Got it.

👧🏻❓Meme: 3. Pretty

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Barely into this and already your shallowness is glaring. And that is not okay...

👧🏻❓Meme: 4. Beautiful

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, knock it off!

👧🏻❓Meme: 5. Hot

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: As in, so hot this thing literally burns. Cut it out! Gah, you're annoying!

👧🏻❓Meme: 6. Number?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh??? Oh, you want me to give you a number? Forget it. I'm not into this rating people stupidity, especially based on appearance, and sure as heck won't give you my phone number, either…

👧🏻❓Meme: 7. Hug?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: NO!! Step away!

👧🏻❓Meme: 8. Be my gf/bf

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eww, no!!

👧🏻❓Meme: 9. Kiss?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eww, eww, no, GET AWAY! *Recoils*

👧🏻❓Meme: 10. Lets talk --------------------------------

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If you wanted to talk, you wouldn't be taking the lazy tacky route via spreading, perhaps even creating tacky memes.

👧🏻❓Meme:Give me..

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: A good mangling. A bunch of sassy answers? You got it.

👧🏻❓Meme: One complement.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother! *Rolling eyes* No compliments from me!

👧🏻❓Meme: One flaw.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: In two words, shallow meme.

👧🏻❓Meme: One thing you'd do with me.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing.

👧🏻❓Meme: One thing you thought when you saw my picture

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, you assume way too much. I never saw your picture. And I'm not interested.

👧🏻❓Meme: etc…. ---------------------------------

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eh? Look, I'm not going to rate, compliment, flatter, or try to be genuinely nice to you. If you were hoping for a big butter-up, move along. You're not getting it here.

👧🏻❓Meme: Orange - Ugly:(

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? You turn orange when you frown? Lose the whole "ugly" thing. It's shallow and trollish.

Yellow - Okay

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hmmm, seems a bit like jaundice to me.

👧🏻❓Meme: Green - Cute

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, you turn green when you think you feel cute? Lol. Next thing you'll probably assign more colours for your other favourite words "pretty" "hot" "beautiful" too.

👧🏻❓Meme: Blue - Adorable

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You turn blue when encountering the word "adorable" whether you're saying it, or someone is saying it about you? There's nothing adorable about this meme.

👧🏻❓Meme: Purple - Hottie

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I figured you would eventually crawl back to "hot" again. So, I guess when you dress in purple, you're hoping the world thinks you're hot…Right. *Rolling eyes*

👧🏻❓Meme: Pink-Id tap that ---------------

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Erm, I have NO idea what that's supposed to mean.

So... You wear green and blue and purple and pink so people will know you're cute, beautiful, adorable and hot, oh and that tap that thing, you turn orange when you're unhappy, turn yellow when you're okay, and you want me to number your picture? Or, something like that…


Over and out!


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