🤥Meme: Some girls Kat didn't know invited her over for a sleepover.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Suspicious expression* Why? That doesn't sound on the up and up to me. This is probably some mob of mean girls who decided to single out some poor kid they saw in the school hall "for teh lulz". *Scowl*
🤥Meme: That night they played Truth or Dare. When it was Kat's turn she picked dare. One of the girls said, "I dare you to do Bloody Mary." Kat accepted. They gave Kat a lit candle and pushed her into the bathroom.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Frown* I see something very wrong with this right there! Fire hazard, people! What if Kat tripped when these nasties shoved her? She could've been burned. Something else could've caught fire! This is NO way to play, gals!
🤥Meme: Kat spun around three times and said, "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary."
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And nothing happened other than maybe her getting dizzy.
🤥Meme: When nothing happened,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Told you.
🤥Meme: she walked to the door. Before she could reach it, her only light blew out.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, that takes care of the fire hazard. Good. Now if Kat was anything like me, she'd feel around for a light switch.
🤥Meme: She banged on the door, begging the girls to open it, but they just laughed.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Of course they did. *Scowl* Just like the mean girls in the Carmen Winstead meme. Because that's what mean girls do. They have no humanity in them. *Disgusted expression*
But Kat, you're not locked in. Just open the door and walk back out.
🤥Meme: She backed up against the door.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's not how to get it open, Kat, you turn the knob.
🤥Meme: The sink and the bath started to run.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Sink, in the bath? Huh? are you meaning the bathroom sink, or the bathtub tap? I'm confused.
🤥Meme: It poured out thick blood.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Apparently the girl who had just been waiting to dare someone to do the Bloody Mary, is also good at rigging up stuff for pranking people. Probably has someone else hiding in there this whole time with a bottle of ketchup.
🤥Meme: It soon was overflowing onto the floor.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, then it can't be the tub. So, somebody's got the sink running and is mixing a bunch of ketchup and/or cherry drink, anything red they could get to simulate blood. And making a mess and wasting stuff as well. *Frown* Girls, you all gotta clean that up, you know, and you get no help from me. No love, either.
🤥Meme: Kat screamed a blood-curdling scream as Bloody Mary rose from the water then crawled out. When she reached Kat she slit her throat and dragged her back to the bath.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody's that tiny, and if they were, they're too tiny to slit a girl's throat.
🤥Meme: The next morning,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Kat awoke from a nightmare, and the girls got in trouble for the mess they made and for nearly setting the house on fire.
🤥Meme: the girls cheeked on her.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: They *splutter* did what? Golly, they sure know how to be unpleasant.
🤥Meme: When they saw her, their screams could be heard for miles.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because she decided to get back at them and spill enough fake blood on herself to look convincingly hurt, lie still enough to look dead, and get them back for their prank the night before.
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