(You'll understand why I mention Teddy later on.
This is probably the most common version, at least from what I've seen. One version talks about Bloody Mary, while the other, Mickey Mouse. I suspect the Mickey version is the anti-chain to this Bloody Mary mutation.
It's high time this cowardly, bullying, child-abusive chain letter gets mangled to bits.
🤥😈Memes: Subject: Death By 🤥Meme: Bloody Mary
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Um no. More like, Bloody Mary Gets It In The Neck!
🤥😈Anti-chain: Mickey Mouse
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull! Mickey's no killer.
🤥Meme: Yasmin kongsfelt-Chris victoria attwood
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm Ocean Elf, not Yasmin kongsfelt-Chris victoria attwood.
🤥😈Memes: THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What rot. You can curse in an email by writing swearing in it, but you can't bestow some fake evil magic power on it.
🤥😈Memes: You Will Be Killed By
🤥Meme: Bloody Mary.
🤥😈Anti-chain: Mickey Mouse
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Either way you try to spin this, you are not only a monumental liar, but you stink at it. You can't even tell a convincing lie.
And dragging Mickey Mouse into this chain letter is utterly stupid on so many levels.
Anti-chains are annoying, and Mickey mouse is a beloved cartoon, not a killer. Get that through your thick head.
🤥😈Memes: You are now cursed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong, you are now getting ridiculed, and your stupid chain letter, mangled!
🤥😈Memes: You mustsend this on or you will be killed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I suppose you believe Mars is actually made up of giant Mars Bars too. Please. You can't curse or kill me and everybody knows it...Or they should by now.
🤥😈Memes: Tonight at 12:00am, by
🤥Meme: Bloody Mary.
🤥😈Anti-chain: Mickey Mouse
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ... You know what? I've had Mickey Mouse items in my house since I was a kid, and none have ever killed me. And they're not going to now.
Let me tell you something about Mickey Mouse.
He's not a dealive chain freak. He's a cartoon created by Disney. He shows up in film, people sometimes dress up as him, he comes in the form of plastic, glass or other material moulds and figurines - and his cartoon voice is made by a man's falsetto.
Mickey Mouse is all that, but he's not a real live or spirit type entity that will come and kill anyone, especially over your stupid chain letter.
And if he actually did exist as flesh and blood, he would be upset at your slandering him that way and be within his right to sue you all the way into the depths of cartoon damnation.
As for Bloody Mary, she's just as fake. There was Queen Mary Tudor of England, who lived centuries ago, and there is a drink called Bloody Mary, and a fictional character with no connection to either of the above other than the name. None of these are going to kill anyone with a hoax.
🤥😈Memes: This is no joke.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: actually, it is a joke, more specifically, an unfunny sick prank against vulnerable little kids. Are you proud of yourself as a chain originator, and child abuser?
🤥😈Memes: So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because
🤥Meme: Bloody Mary
🤥😈Anti-chain: Mickey Mouse
🤥😈Memes: will come to you if you do not send this on.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who said anything about deleting it? I'll mangle it and let it bleed out, broken and ridiculed on this site. Bloody Mary has not dared to take me on. As for Mickey Mouse "coming to me" if that was really true, he would've come a long time ago, to praise my bravery, intelligence and strength of character, the first time I didn't forward a stupid chain letter. So take that. Mickey Mouse would be welcome here. You, on the other hand, are not.
🤥Meme: She
🤥😈Anti-chain: He
🤥😈Memes: will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so they are the great Forkmeister now? Please. As if I'd just sit there and let some silly little puppet or cotton candy-haired, cherry-eyed confection looking thing try that on me, as if he could, and Mickey is not Voldemort. He is not a cut-throat let alone a killer. Not even Voldy could carry out this silly little chain threat, because although his character was a murderous wind-bag, he too, like Mickey, is just a fictional character. In other words, get this: NOT REAL!
🤥😈Memes: And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: "Dead corpse" - um, doofus, whoever heard of a live corpse? In your attempt to sound scary, you just made yourself ridiculously redundant. The proper way to say it is "dead body."
And, YO, chain hoax originator, listen up. I don't have a "bedroom cupboard" I don't know what weird arrangement your tacky little shack might be, but in my house, the cupboards are in the kitchen, which is not in my bedroom! And like Bloody Mary, Mickey Mouse can't and wouldn't do any of that stuff to me. Even if he was a murderous little for real creep, I'm much bigger than him and would make very short work of him in a hurry, and make a meal of him the next day. Ditto for Bloody Mary.
🤥😈Memes: or put you under your bed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, and the sun rises in the west according to you I'm sure...Idiot.
🤥😈Memes: What's your parents going to do when they find you dead?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: "What ARE" Not "What's your" And if that ever happened, it wouldn't be because I got killed by your stupid chain letter. Everyone's got to die eventually, and much as you hanker for it, you're not going to kill every little kid, or me or anyone else via bogus curse.
🤥😈Memes: Won't be funny then, will it?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Real deaths aren't funny, genius...But you're not going to bring any about with your Bloody Mary and Mickey-bashing, child-bullying, pants-on-fire chain. Your gloating while imagining somebody's parents finding them dead is definitely sick, and you deserve to be cursed.
🤥😈Memes: Don't think this is a fake
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I don't THINK it is a fake... I KNOW it is a fake!
🤥😈Memes: and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It is all put on by some sick pig who loves to frighten little kids, what a coward!
🤥😈Memes: Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother, more bogus tall tales about imaginary people in some sick chain originator's head. *YAWN*
This will spell trouble for you, Bloody Mary, because I have ideas that once I can get them all coming together, you'll get a surprise that you may not like. And I'm already suspecting who you are, or at least, what name I shall call you when it all falls into place.
🤥😈Memes: CASE ONE -
Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Only in your imagination. You don't really know, do you? *Wicked grin*
🤥😈Memes: CASE TWO -
LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, and fish fly... So how do you explain her sleeping through all that? Oh, right, you can't... And if you're going to write a name, you should put a space between the first and last.
🤥😈Memes: CASE THREE -
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, big mistake, he ticked off 5 people and made himself look like an idiot.
🤥😈Memes: The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Curse-freak, you're a minute late...
🤥😈Memes: The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, just like the TV in the Teddy chain I suppose.
And you just confirmed my suspicion about your identity.
You are Teddy, one of Bloody Mary's pals or servants, or relations, heck, she could even be your servant for that matter, but you and she are connected. Though why you thought Bloody Mary and Mickey Mouse were so much alike that they could be interchangeable within one hoax is beyond me. But then, considering the source and how laughably ridiculous you are, well... Yeah, 'nuff said. Hahahaha!
And now you can add Annalise, Louise and Thomas to the small army of people you wished to die by your stupid chain letters and who thoroughly hate you.
🤥😈Memes: It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there he she was,
🤥Meme: Bloody Mary
🤥😈Anti-chain: Mickey Mouse
🤥😈Memes: standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in
🤥Meme: her
🤥😈Anti-chain: his
🤥😈Memes: hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Obviously Thomas was dreaming...Of Bloody Mary dressed up in white rags with a pair of Mickey Mouse ears and a knife. Medications can make people dream the weirdest things.
🤥😈Memes: Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat
🤥Meme: Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...
🤥😈Anti-chain: -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.' Mickey Mouse...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Besides the fact that I wouldn't do that anyway because it would make me look like a complete moron, chanting anything at a mirror can't otherwise do a thing to me or anyone else. Are you getting this, Bloody Mickey Mary Mouse Teddy?
🤥😈Memes: I KILLED YOUR SON'
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Um, Bloody Teddy Mouse, how can I break this to you?
I don't have kids. I never had a son, so there's no way you could've killed someone who never existed.
you get first prize for being a hopeless, laughable, piffling idiot!
Hahahahahahahahaha!
🤥😈Memes: Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Neither of us have a say in that, doofus.
🤥😈Memes: We strongly advise you to send this email on.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Of course you do, but it's actually being an obnoxious twit on your part, not any real advice. and no matter how much you beg, demand, order, and call it "strong advice" I'm mangling your chain.
🤥😈Memes: It is seriously NO JOKE.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It is seriously not cool bashing Mickey Mouse in order to scare little kids to get them bullied by your stupid joke chain. Yes, it is a joke, but seriously not funny except for the fact that you are terminally stupid, Teddy Mouse.
🤥😈Memes: We don't want to see another life wasted.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Then I suggest you get one of your own... Oh, wait, you can't, you're dealive.
🤥😈Memes: ITS YOUR CHOICE...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: My choice, yes, to ridicule and obliterate this thing. And I'll point out that you, Teddy Mouse, by your lying and bullying, have tried to make people feel like they don't have a choice, and then you go and call it a choice. You are a cowardly, child-abusing, control-freaking, brain-dead bully and you are asking to get hit in the eye with a fork and hung up in your own "bedroom cupboard."
🤥😈Memes: WANNA DIE TONIGHT?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If I was that badly off, I wouldn't be sitting here typing, mangling this meme, would I? So, Teddy, wanna keep getting pwned and laughed at?
🤥😈Memes: If you send this email to...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody, because I don't spread memes.
🤥😈Memes: NO PEOPLE -
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'll tell you what'll happen. I won't contribute to your child abuse racket and scare some young person, and, I won't look like a gullible jerk and annoy anyone past their childhood.
🤥😈Memes: Your going to die.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eventually, like everyone does, your chain has no control over that.
🤥😈Memes: 1-5 PEOPLE - Your
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's 'you're' and in this case it is "you're not"
🤥😈Memes: going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, that makes sense. Anyone stupid enough to send this chain to that many people is bound to tick at least a few of them off enough to want to toss the fool who sent it in a ditch.
🤥😈Memes: 5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And how many old tires have you turned to gold lately? You can't even tell a tall tale right. Your stupidity doesn't know who my contacts are, can't track my email, and can't do a thing no matter how I treat this chain.
🤥😈Memes: 15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse Bloody Mary.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's implying that Bloody Mary and Mickey Mouse are a threat, and that is a big honking lie.
As you can see, this chain is not safe from getting mangled.
🤥😈Memes: ** DO NOT FORWARD COPY AND PASTE. RENAME THE SUBJECT
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Copy and paste so that it could be mangled on this site, sure. Forwarding - you've been demanding that it be forwarded to other people, and now you say different? what's up with that?
ah never mind.
Shame on you for trying to scare little kids! Double shame for the anti-chain that twists Mickey Mouse into the role of a supposed killer. Some little kids may not understand that sort of humor' and I use the term loosely.
Just a FYI there's no way Mickey and Bloody Mary could be mistaken for each other. Their figures are way too different, Micky has the big ears and completely different face from Mary, who has the figure of a woman. So, totally different facial profiles and body types. And Mary has long black hair.
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