I've found 13 mutations of the killer clown meme so far, and that's just the generic internet memes, not horror movies. In addition, there are killer clown creepy pastas such as Mr. Widemouth and Laughing Jack. *Scowl* Mutation numbering is based on earliest to latest discoveries by yours truly and not by time they were actually posted to any given site. Number 4 being the shortest and in poem form, is near the start of this mondo mangling.
Numbers 12 and 13 are not included on this page because they are sequels and will be numbered as sequel2 and sequel 3. All have the killer clown in common.
Let the mangling begin!
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: Subject: Fw: clown
🧝♀️Ocean: Right…
😝Meme11: The Babysitter and the Clown Statue
🧝♀️Ocean: *Sigh*
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: this creepy or what?
🧝♀️Ocean: Not to me. Just because you say "This is creepy" doesn't make it creepy and won't convince me that it is.
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: DONT READ THIS
🧝♀️Ocean: Why? You afraid of this stupid meme getting thrashed?
👦🏼Meme7: IF YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS,
👦🤥😏😛Memes1/3&7: Don't stop reading
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: this or something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes. This is extremely freaky. Be careful what you open.
🧝♀️Ocean: 1. If it says "don't read" why originate it at all?
2. If the subject of an email or social network status says "Don't Open" it might be easier to not click or open than if this phrase was just plunked in the body of the message, which, you'd have to open to read.
3. There's nothing freaky and nothing bad will happen if you don't spread this meme.
👧Meme4: There's a clown in under your bed,
🧝♀️Ocean: So which is it? In, or under? He can't be both places.
👧Meme4: and he'll paint your room red,
🧝♀️Ocean: Not interested. I don't like red rooms…
👧Meme4: for if don't bc this tale,
🧝♀️Ocean: He'll throw a hissy. So what?
👧Meme4: he will make sure that you scream and wail.
🧝♀️Ocean: if he tries that, he will fail!
👧Meme4: At 12 exactly tonight your gonna be in for a fright.
🧝♀️Ocean: Wrong. I will throttle him with all my might. Oh, and it's past midnight and he hasn't shown up. So there. Hahahahaha!
👧Meme4: As his clown claws rip and shread, your Guts will spill and so will your head.
🧝♀️Ocean: It is the clown who will be dead, for I will crush him, toe to head.
👧Meme4: So remember children he will come,
🧝♀️Ocean: I am not a child, and you, sick clown, can eat your thumb. Seriously, targeting kids with this is deplorable, bullying, and it makes you nothing but scum!
👧Meme4: unless the bc is completed and done *...*
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll give you a BC (body-crumble), and every time you show up in a new mutation of this meme, Clownie, you will end up back here, getting pounded until the task is done! If I was you, Clownie, I would run!
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: A few years ago,
🧝♀️Ocean: What's "a few years ago" got to do with now?
👦🏼Meme7: On May 26, 1991,
🧝♀️Ocean: 1991 is almost three decades ago…
👦Meme1: two parents
🧝♀️Ocean: Which parents, and OMG like, only two of them? Earth-shattering! Lol.
🤥Meme2: a mother and a father
🧝♀️Ocean: That's usually what "two parents" consist of. Duh. I'm asking you for names, locations, date and time, etc. Something better than just a generic "A few years ago a couple parents"
😜Meme9: A couple with children
🧝♀️Ocean: Gah! We already established that. Move on!
🤥Meme2: decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. So they
😜Meme9: were trying out a new
🤥Meme2: called their most trusted
🤥😜Memes2&9: babysitter.
😛Meme8: A couple decide to go
👦Meme1: went
👦😛Memes1&8: out for dinner
😛Meme8: one night.
👦Meme1: went out for dinner.
😈Meme5: So-and-so's friend, a girl in her teens, is babysitting for a family in Newport Beach, Ca.
🧝♀️Ocean: Ah, a location after all. Well, you can give a place name, but that doesn't make it any truer, Clownie.
😛Meme8: Their usual babysitter is sick but she recommends a friend of hers who could use the money.
🧝♀️Ocean: This story just keeps growing with every mutation.
👦🏼Meme7: a girl named Veronica was babysitting 2 kids while their parents were on a date.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, so after 7 different mutations of this meme, the sitter finally gets a name! Okay, from here on in, I will refer to her as Veronica.
🤥Meme2: When the babysitter arrived the two children were already fast asleep in bed.
🧝♀️Ocean: my gosh, that has got to be some late dinner. I hope the kids were fed before their parents went out on their big night.
🤥Meme2: So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.
🙃👧🏼Memes6&10: A
😝Meme11: This
🙃👧🏼😝Memes6, 10&11: girl
🙃👧🏼Memes6&10: is
😝Meme11: was
🙃👧🏼😝Memes6, 10&11: babysitting
😝Meme11: for some family friends one night,
🙃Meme6: a sleeping infant.
👧🏼Meme10: two little girls
😝Meme11: a little boy and a little girl.
👧🏼Meme10: while the parents are out for dinner.
🧝♀️Ocean: Duh, that's what she's being paid to do, geniuses, but you have a big problem with not keeping your story straight. She's babysitting a little boy and a girl, two little girls, and a sleeping infant while her parents who are family friends are out on a dinner date. Okay, got it.
😈Meme5: The family is wealthy and has a very large house — you know the sort, with a ridiculous amount of rooms. Anyways, the parents are going out for a late dinner/movie.
😜Meme9: About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.
🧝♀️Ocean: Scatterbrains.
😜Meme9: After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied.
😈Meme5: The father tells the babysitter that once the children are in bed she should go into this specific room (he doesn't really want her wandering around the house) and watch TV there.
😛Meme8: The parents agree but tell the new sitter to go into the TV room once the kids go down for bed because he doesn't want her roaming the house.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, he's probably worried Veronica might try to rob the place… No, that can't be it, another mutation says she's a "trusted" sitter. Yet he still wants her staying put in one room? Huh? Oh, wait! The regular babysitter is sick, so Veronica is filling in. But she's the trusted one and the new one they decided to try out. Eh? Which one is she again? Yeah, chain letters, go figure.
😈Meme5: The parents take off and
👦Meme1: A few hours later,
🤥Meme2: Later in the night,
🧝♀️Ocean: Okay, you're confusing me here. A few hours after a few years ago on May 26 in 1991, later in the night when these two parents went out for dinner? Hmmm, you didn't even give a specific time when this dinner was happening in the first place. So am I to assume this lasted a few hours? My, must've been a slow restaurant.
😛Meme8: Not long after the parents leave it's time for the children to go to sleep.
🤥Meme2: the babysitter got bored and so she wanted to watch tv
😈Meme5: soon she gets the kids into bed and goes to the room to watch TV.
🧝♀️Ocean: Hold it! I thought you said the kids were already in bed, fast asleep.
🤥Meme2: but she couldnt watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs
🤥😜Memes2&9: (the parents didnt want their children watching too much garbage)
😜Meme9: so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.)
🤥Meme2: so she called them and asked them if she could watch cable tv in the parents room.
🧝♀️Ocean: Okay, weird setup. usually there's a TV in the front room, sometimes another in the basement, sometimes older kids have TVs in their bedroom, but a TV in "the parents' room" what room exactly is that? The master bedroom? Seems a bit strange to me, but oh well. They call her to give her their cell. she calls them back about the TV…? Meh. Lot of phoning going on here.
🤥Meme2: Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request.
🧝♀️Ocean:Uh-huh."
👦🏼Meme7: When Veronica was setting up supper, she found a creepy clown in the living room.
😈Meme5: She tries watching TV, but she is disturbed by a clown statue in the corner of the room. She tries to ignore it for as long as possible, but it starts freaking her out so much that she can't handle it.
🙃Meme6: She goes up regularly to check on the baby and the third time notices a lifesize clown standing in the corner/sitting in the crib.
😛Meme8: The babysitter tries to stay in the room the father told her to stay in but she's never been a fan of clowns and the statue in the corner was really giving her the creeps.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, the forward-or-die clown... No, really!? Like, wow! Totally unexpected plot twist! *Snicker* This clown dude is so amazing that he manages to watch a baby sleep while sitting in the crib with him/her, while standing in the corner of the baby's room, the kids' room, the parents' TV room, and the front room all at the same time. And Veronica, she's even more amazing, watching the baby, watching TV in the parents' room, then she puts the kids to bed after they were already asleep, and then busies herself with watching TV and "setting up supper" (usually you get supper ready) - huh!? Just for herself? The kids are all supposed to be sleeping, after all. And with all this, Veronica manages to spy this silly clown statue in each room? What is with this family and their insistence on placing so many clowns in their house? Like, wow wow wow!
👧🏼Meme10: The girls are sent to go to bed downstairs but they return to the babysitter complaining that a statue is staring at them. They wanted her to cover the statue up so they could go to bed. The babysitter walked downstairs and saw a small clown statue looking at the girls bed. She did not want to break it or anything while she covered it up,
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, come on, merely covering a statue won't break it.
😝Meme11: The parents had a fetish for clowns
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, for gosh sake, really, a fetish? Come on now, this detail is really in poor taste. *Scowl*
😝Meme11: and had collected clowns from around the world for years, setting aside a room in the house just to put them on display.
🧝♀️Ocean: That's not a fetish, you sleaze-brained idiot, it's a hobby, an enthusiasm! Would you judge my aunt as having a teddybear fetish too since she's got a house full of them? You'd be dead wrong! She collects and she makes them, selling the ones she makes.
😝Meme11: That night, the children were playing in this very room.
🧝♀️Ocean: I thought you said the children were in bed.
😝Meme11: Many of the clowns were just statues, and some were life-size,
🧝♀️Ocean: What bull. Statues are normally too large to be in a house. What you're really talking about here are dolls, figurines and statuettes. Who keeps a life-size statue of a clown in their house, let alone more than one? This is malarkey.
😝Meme11: one in particular, was seated in a small child-like rocking chair.
🧝♀️Ocean: You mean a child's rocking chair. The chair itself isn't childlike, the clown figure might be, though, in appearance.
😝Meme11: The babysitter started to feel more and more uneasy about this statue throughout the night.
🧝♀️Ocean: So just how long does this take? All night? I thought she was watching TV and making dinner anyway.
😝Meme11: She felt as though the eyes were following her, whenever she moved around the room with the children.
🧝♀️Ocean: So, while she's making dinner and watching TV in the special TV room and the children are sleeping, they are all milling about this room with the parents' clown collection is? Why? Surely the kids would've seen them all before, and if the sitter is so scared, why not have the brain to just leave the room and get back to watching TV or whatever? People just don't normally hang around something that scares the living daylights out of them. But then, there's nothing normal about her or the people she sits for, apparently.
🙃Meme6: A few minutes later the parents call and the babysitter mentions the clown and how unnerving it is.
👧🏼Meme10: so she called the girl's mom.
😜Meme9: The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous.
👦Meme1: the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room,
🤥Meme2: She asked if she could cover up the large clown statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous.
😛Meme8: Wanting to get out of the room and not dishonor the father's wishes she decides to give them a call.
👦🏼Meme7: she called the parents and asked if she could cover the clown with something.
😝Meme11: She decided to call the parents. "I’m so sorry to bother you", she said, "but I was wondering if I could move this clown that you have in the rocking chair, it’s starting to scare the kids and I."
🧝♀️Ocean: They call her, she calls them, huh, which is it? And whatever happened to the sitter being bored? She's bored, she's nervous, which is it? You can't even figure out the size of the dang statue! It's a small clown, it's a large clown, it's a room full of various sized clown statues, freaking heck!
So, why put a statue in a kid's room? Seems a bit weird to me. You'd think there'd be, oh, i dunno, toys? And why the sitter wants to cover it up? It's not like any statue or toy's likely to catch cold without a blankee, you know… Why even call about a thing like that? you'd think it would be a simple matter of tossing a blanket or sheet over it and removing it again later if the sitter's so scared of the thing. If she's sitting for a family friend who has a clown collection, you'd think she'd be used to it by now anyway, or if not, have the sense to avoid the display room. Sheesh!
😈Meme5: She resorts to calling the father and asks, "Hey, the kids are in bed, but is it okay if I switch rooms? This clown statue is really creeping me out."
😛Meme8: She feels a bit silly as she explains to him that she is a little afraid of the clown statue.
🧝♀️Ocean: *Yawn* All this phoning is making me dizzy.
😝Meme11: "What clown are you referring to? I don’t recall us having a clown fitting that description. Are you sure its sitting in the rocking chair?" the mother asked hurriedly.
🧝♀️Ocean: How is she supposed to be able to differentiate one clown figure from another except for the chair? When you're in a room full of clowns and you are not a clown enthusiast yourself, one clown is pretty much bound to look like another. No really. "The one with the big shoes, funny coloured hat, big nose, wild makeup, gaudy baggy clothes with polka dots and stripes all over" That would describe any clown there. With all that overstimulation of bright multicolour, the eyes would hardly stand out.
😝Meme11: "Yes, I’m sure.” said the girl. "It’s sitting right here, I’m looking at it right now…Why? I know it’s probably very old and I shouldn’t attempt to move it out of the way, but."
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, for goodness sakes. She and the kids have just been romping around in there all night while eating, watching TV and being bored, and now all of a sudden she's worried this clown might be very old and delicate enough to break from a simple move? Come on! If any of that collection was so delicate, surely the parents would've had enough sense to forbid the sitter and the kids from going into that clown room.
🤥Meme2: The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father (who was talking to the babysitter at the time) said.....
👦🤥😏😝Memes1/3, 9&11:emes6, 10&11: "Take the"
👦Meme1: "kids"
🤥Memes2&9: "children"
😈Meme5: The father says seriously, "Get the
😈😝Memes5&11:emes6, 10&11: kids,
😈Meme5: go next door and call 911."
🧝♀️Ocean: *zzzzzzzzz*
😈Meme5: She asks, "What's going on?"
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh nothing, you're just stuck in a stupid chain letter story.
😛Meme8: The father, instantly panicked, tells the babysitter to gather the children and run to the neighbors house
😈Meme5: He responds,
👦🤥😏😝Memes1/3, 9&11:emes6, 10&11: "and get out of the house. We'll call the police,
😈Meme5: "Just go next door and once you call the police, call me back."
😝Meme11: now. The neighbor across the street will let you in. Call me immediately when you get there." and with that, the mother hung up.
🧝♀️Ocean: The father is talking on the phone to the sitter, the mother is talking on the phone to the sitter, they will all call the police, hmm, seems the police will be getting entirely too many calls over this stupid clown.
😝Meme11: Frightened and confused, the babysitter
😈Meme5: She gets
😝Meme11: grabbed
😈😝Memes5&11:emes6, 10&11: the kids,
😝Meme11: and ran out.
😈Meme5: goes next door, and calls the police.
🧝♀️Ocean: She manages to gather and bundle up all these kids, the baby, the two girls, the boy and the girl, and get them all next-door across the street to the neighbour's in double quick time while the clown statue just sits there like a bump on a log, letting it all happen. If you think this through, you should realize how un-scary this story really is.
😈Meme5: When the police are on the way, she calls the father back and asks, "So, really, what's going on?"
🧝♀️Ocean: A really bad meme being clobbered.
😝Meme11: When she and the kids arrived safely at the neighbors, she called and the mother answered. "What’s wrong? Did something happen? Are you all okay?" the girl asked.
🧝♀️Ocean: Other than the possibility of knowing that some of their clown collection might've been damaged by the sitter and kids playing around in the clown room while fast asleep, eating, and watching TV, and dealing with a now hysterical sitter, they're just dandy.
😝Meme11: "Yes, we are fine, but it’s not us we are worried about, it’s you and the kids. I’m so glad you called–we were afraid this would happen again. We will be there shortly along with the police, I’ll explain everything when we get there", and the mother hung up.
🧝♀️Ocean: So, these people thought this sitter would flip out over the clowns again? So why not hire a different sitter to avoid this problem? Didn't they even bother to tell this one not to bother with the clowns before? Maybe she just got stubborn and did her own thing. And if they thought she might, we're right back to why re-hire her if they knew what she was like?
😛Meme8: because
😈Meme5: He responds,
👦🤥😏😈😜Memes1/3, 5&9: "We don't HAVE a clown statue."
👦🏼Meme7: The mother responded that they did not have a clown.
😛Meme8: they don't own a clown statue.
👧🏼Meme10: The mom advised her she did not have a small clown statue. Mom further advised to get the girls out of the house and call the cops.
🙃Meme6: The parents relate that they've never bought a clown and the police are called.
🧝♀️Ocean:So the father said it, then both parents said it, then the mother said it, I'm getting dizzy. Hey wait a dang moment, the parents have forgotten what weird thing they bought for their kids for their birthdays or Christmas already? Or maybe Veronica actually brought it along and is suddenly scared of the way it looks in the kid's room, so she moves it all over the house, from there to the baby's crib, to the parent's special room, and finally to their front room, but it just looks creepy to her when not in her own house? Although I don't know how, statues are generally very big - I'm not sure who in their right mind would plunk a statue right into a kiddy room, a baby's room, the front room, a parents' special den, etc. really.
So, however it got there, these silly people are going to call the police over it? If they don't want the statue, why not just get it on a truck and haul it away to a museum or park somewhere? The police? Urh, sure, they're always busy arresting statues for stuff!
😈Meme5: He then further explains that the children have been complaining about a clown watching them as they sleep. He and his wife had just blown it off, assuming that they were having nightmares.
🧝♀️Ocean: Well how the heck would the children know the clown was watching them sleep if they were asleep? See how that just doesn't work?
😛Meme8: She glances back at the clown statue to find it gone.
🧝♀️Ocean: So now it's a hocus-pocus magic disappearing clown statue… Oh, brother. And I thought they had gone across the street next-door…?
😛Meme8: She hears heavy breathing behind her.
🧝♀️Ocean: But you just said the statue disappeared. Now it's an invisible breathing statue - this is getting more ridiculous by the second.
😛Meme8: The last thing she sees before she dies is the hideous clown face.
🧝♀️Ocean: Until she can finally manage to pick herself up off the floor - from dying laughing at the stupid dream she just had. And the clown was supposed to be gone, remember?
😝Meme11: The parents later explained to the girl that for some time, the next-door neighbor had been giving them problems.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, so he was the clown, and they just sent the sitter and kids right into his house. Well done, goofballs!
😝Meme11: He was mentally ill, heard voices, the whole bit. On numerous occasions he had snuck into their house and tried to kidnap the children. This time, he dressed up in a clown suit, painted his face, and waited quietly until he had the opportunity to do what he came to do.
🧝♀️Ocean: Again, why did they send the sitter and kids right into his house if they knew he was the one causing problems and trying to kidnap their kids? Something really smells off here. Seriously, something has gone terribly rancid with this setup.
😈Meme5: The police arrive and apprehend the "clown," who turns out to be a midget.
🧝♀️Ocean: 'Midget' really? Not only did you pick someone with dwarfism to villify, you call him something we just don't use any more. Nice going, pal… *Rolling eyes*
😈Meme5: A midget clown!
🧝♀️Ocean: I heard you the first time, and I'm not impressed or scared!
😈Meme5: I guess he was some homeless person dressed as a clown, who somehow got into the house and had been living there for several weeks.
🧝♀️Ocean: You guess? So now you villify the homeless as well. I detest you!
😈Meme5: He would come into the kids' rooms at nights and watch them while they slept.
🧝♀️Ocean: Sorry, if you thought you were being original and scary, this sleep-watching bit was already done by Ed Cullen in Twilight. So why didn't you make him more like Ed Cullen dressed as a clown? Yeah, I'm aware this ridiculous chain was around before Twilight, but I don't give a darn...
😈Meme5: As the house was so large, he was able to avoid detection, surviving off their food, etc. He had been in the TV room right before the babysitter right came in there. When she entered he didn't have enough time to hide, so he just froze in place and pretended to be a statue.
🧝♀️Ocean: Well that's stupid, he would've been found out right quick if it had been me in there.
😜Meme9: The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.
👦Meme1: The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail.
🧝♀️Ocean: If only that was really possible, catching escapees would be a lot easier.
😝Meme11: The parents had informed the police many times but never had any proof until now about what was happening. They thanked the girl, paid her, and drove her home.
🧝♀️Ocean: What could explain this mishmash of plot holes? Why, an utterly convoluted story of course! Let's have a crack at it.
Suppose the parents themselves were behind trying to get their own kids killed and looking to pin it on someone else. And they failed, but had finally managed to get the neighbour jailed. So they went trolling for other people with clown "fetishes" they hoped to commit the murders for hire. That's when they discovered the "homeless midget" who agreed for the right price. He too, failed, but he had gang associations too, and through them, they sprung another one of their rotten bunch from jail, who was next in line for the job.
🤥Meme2: the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown. it turned out 2 be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.
😏Meme3: it turned out the clown was a prisoner and he murdered the children and the babysitter
😛Meme8: That night the clown murdered the babysitter and the children.
🧝♀️Ocean: So, this killer gets out of jail, and what? Zickity-blip, he turns himself into a frozen 'midget' clown figure parked in some kid's parents' TV bedroom full of clown figures, and parks himself in a child's rocker? He must've tried some Hogwarts spell and got it wrong. Hahahahahaha! Usually escaped prisoners try not to be found, you know. DUH! Well, magic isn't exactly a gangster's forte.
🙃Meme6: The "clown" is discovered to be a local sex offender waiting for babysitter to go to sleep before attacking her.
🧝♀️Ocean: *Ugly scowl* Okay, that does it, this clown is going down, hard, and he ain't gonna like it! And as for the parents who orchestrated this whole thing, obviously they cared not what awful things the thugs they hired would do to the kids and the sitter, just as long as they were dead by the time the evening was over.
And they failed.
But wait. There is one final plot twist.
The parents never tried to kill their children at all.
That's right. It was all a case of a girl having her mind screwed up by reading creepy pastas.
Veronica awoke safe and sound in her own bed, wondering whatever made her have such uncharacteristically evil nightmares about some beloved family friends and their kids. They were collectors of porcelain dolls, not clowns. They loved their kids. Currently the house next-door to theirs was vacant with the neighbours on vacation, and the building across the street wasn't even a house, it was a church. She wasn't even babysitting that night. The more she thought about it, she remembered going up to her own room that night, alone, creeped out after watching IT, and then reading Laughing Jack creepy pasta on her iPhone in bed.
Veronica just knew that maybe it was time she stopped reading creepy pastas and watching those stupid clown horror movies such as "IT" "Killer Clown Alien Invasion" "Amusement" "Poltergeist 1" etc. They were beginning to have a bad influence on her and were doing nothing to help her unlearn her fear of clowns.
😏Meme3: and
👦🤥😏👦🏼Memes1, 2, 3&7: If you
👦🤥Memes1&2: don't
😏👦🏼Memes3&7: do not
👦Meme1: post
🤥👦🏼😛Memes2, 7&8: repost
😏Meme3: send
👦😏👦🏼Memes1, 3&7: this
👦Meme1:letter
👦Meme1: on
👦🤥😏👦🏼😛Memes1/3, 7&8: to
👦🤥😛Memes1, 2&8: 10
👦Meme1: videos/pages/photos
🤥Meme2: peeps
😏Meme3: 5 more videos
👦Meme1: tonight,
🤥Meme2: within
👦🏼😛Memes7&8: in
👦🤥😛Memes1, 2&8: 5
👦🏼Meme7: 10
🤥👦🏼😛Memes2, 7&8: minutes,
🧝♀️Ocean: I can tell you what'll happen, I won't have made a complete stupid dork of myself and risked annoying and/or unnecessarily scaring anyone. And, you won't have gotten your way.
😛Meme8: or
👦🏼😛Memes7&8: the clown will come to your
👦🏼Meme7: house
😛Meme8: bedroom at 3 am with a knife.
👦🏼Meme7: and KILL YOU. This is real.
🧝♀️Ocean: Bull! You don't even know where I live. But keep reading if you want to find out what's in store for this fictitious loser. What happens to the molester/killer clown statue? Well, let's just say it ain't pretty unless 'pretty messy' counts. Muahahahahaha!
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: the clown will be
👦Meme1: in
🤥Meme2: standing next 2
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: your bed at 3:00 am with a
👦Meme1: chainsaw
🤥Meme2: knife
👦🤥😏Memes1/3: in his hand;
😏Meme3: in you bedroom at midnight with a chainsaw."
🧝♀️Ocean: So, somebody's going to rig this statue up with a saw and somehow get it into my bed by 3 without me being aware of this activity? How is this someone going to know where I post and to how many sites, let alone what I post today? The only one keeping track of that is me, doofus.
And what of all the other smart people who have read this silly meme and didn't spam ten videos with copies of it? This clown is going to what? Clone himself? Divide himself up into a zillion other little clowns to lie in everybody's bed with his zillion little chainsaws? Lolololol!
So, we get a half-baked story that couldn't get any lamer, and then threatened with the idea that a clown statue who used to be an escaped killer and is a local sex offender, first did nothing to the kids but stand around watching like a stupid doork, then killed them all and the babysitter like the gutless coward he is, and had been waiting for the sitter to go to sleep on the job so he could - ARGH! And then we're supposed to believe this clown will lie in our beds with a chainsaw and be useless? Right.
👦Meme1: sorry"
🧝♀️Ocean: Knock it off. You're not sorry and we all know it.
So, putting these different tellings together, the clown serial killer sex offender did nothing to the kids and then did something to them and the sitter and wants you to post his meme to 10 videos so he won't do anything but hop in somebody's sack with a stupid chainsaw?
Or, the clown is merely a prisoner, not a serial killer, but he killed the babysitter and children, and will kill you in bed with his stupid chainsaw if you don't post his dreck story to 5 videos?
Or, he is a homeless 'midget' clown or killer that escaped from jail and did in the babysitter and children and will stand by our bed with his stupid chainsaw if you don't repost.
what's with the time discrepancy? A couple versions say he'll be there at 3 AM and another says midnight. so, which is it?
See how ridiculous this is?
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