Now we get the Clown Statue 2, the Sequel, with another whole story that tries to be freaky and fails! It's been around since as far back, as 2006.
It is even featured in this Youtube video about easily freaked people who actually believe in this junk. He does a great job reading it aloud.
and here we go!
💩Meme12Sequel2: Don't stop reading this
🧝♀️Ocean: Hey you! Stop assuming it's okay to give orders, because it isn't, especially when you're a hoaxer! I'll read and mangle, and nobody should be scared of your stupid meme by the time I'm through with you! Got that?
💩Meme12Sequel2: or something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes.
🧝♀️Ocean: codswallop! And here's the proof. I've mangled so many mutations of the Killer Clown and nothing's happened to me, and it never will. If anything bad ever does happen to me, (and bad things happen to everybody once in a while,) this meme will have nothing to do with it. Understand?
More to the point, nimrod, You don't just abracadabra suddenly cause bad things to happen merely by reading some piece of rubbish!
💩Meme12Sequel2: During a thunderstorm ...
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, right, because this ree-freaking-diculous story just wouldn't be scary without a thunder storm…
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh really? Ben and Beth, could you possibly get any more unimaginative with the names?
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
👧🏻Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
👦🏻Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you ...
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll bet. "Please pass on this meme I made up about a killer clown and help me scare my friends." Loser.
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Yeah ... what?
👦🏻Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
🧝♀️Ocean: Not only is Ben a loser, he's a user too. What kind of friend acts like that? Not a real friend, that's for sure.
👧🏻Beth: Ughh ... well ....
👦🏻Ben: Please Beth!
👧🏻Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.
🧝♀️Ocean: Well, what a doorknob you are, Ben, you could've invited Beth along to the party and arranged for someone else to sit your brother, or simply ditched the party if your parents were out.
💩Meme12Sequel2: A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.
🧝♀️Ocean: And the plot backs up.
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
👧🏻beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice.
👦🏻Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay?
👧🏻Beth: Alright, bye!
🧝♀️Ocean: Okay, Beth arrives at Ben's house after they communicated over the phone or via some chat client, and he gives her his phone number? Couldn't he have done that earlier? Just saying. and Ben's still a jerk.
Dunno what's up with her commenting that he looks good, though. Erm. If she has a crush on him, that might explain why she acts like a sad puppy and doormat over this whole thing.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben's younger brother.
🧝♀️Ocean: And somewhere else, paint dries.
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Hey sport!
🧝♀️Ocean: Ugh! Cut out the Gatsby-speak. It doesn't work here.
🧒Meme12Sequel2: John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ...
👧🏻Beth: Awww ... don't be. I'm here. Lets turn on some T.V.
🧝♀️Ocean: Yeah, be alarmed. Your jerk face brother just left you with some ditz who has a crush on him. Neither of them really wanted to sit you anyway.
💩Meme12Sequel2: As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!
🧝♀️Ocean: Well, you did say this was during a thunder storm, so let's assume power outage. No biggie. Not that TooCool4u Jerkface Ben actually gave her much time to get prepared either.
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: John, it's okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn't work! Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to your brother's room. I think he has an extra one.
🧒John: *mumbles* okay.
🧝♀️Ocean: So, we have a dead battery too. Yeah, see how this is not freaking me out?
💩Meme12Sequel2: As Beth and John headed up towards Ben's room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.
🧝♀️Ocean: Stupid partiers.
🧒Meme12Sequel2: John: *screams* What was that?!
👧🏻Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.
🧒John: But I didn't ... *Johns voice started to fade away ...*
👧🏻Beth: Hey Ben! How's the party?
👦🏻ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes?
🧝♀️Ocean: wow, Ben, you didn't even ask her how things were back at home with Brother John. What a yutz! Boo-hiss on you...Loser...!
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2:Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight in your room?
👦🏻Ben: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed, to the left. I think.
🧝♀️Ocean: So, Ben, you keep a flashlight under your bed? Um, WHY?
💩Meme12Sequel2: Beth walks over to Ben's bed and screams.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, this is where something supposedly scary jumps out at her…
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Oh my ❗️❗️❗️!
👦🏻ben: What happened?!
👧🏻beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store?
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, so it's the clown statue again, is it? Well, well, well, he's got his fate sealed. And he seemed to have traded in his chainsaw for one of those chincy ketchup-covered foil knives too. Where do these dealive chain freaks keep getting these toys?
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: Beth ... I don't have a clown statue in my bedroom.
🧝♀️Ocean: Right, just like the parents didn't have one in their children's room either.
💩Meme12Sequel2: The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing
🧝♀️Ocean: There's a 'k' in 'panicking'.
💩Meme12Sequel2: and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and Ben were no where to be seen.
🧝♀️Ocean: Huh? Hold up. Ben raced into his room where Ben was nowhere to be seen? You're losing it.
💩Meme12Sequel2: He saw his brother lying on his bed.
🧝♀️Ocean: So, he saw John lying on his bed, yet if you actually meant to say "Beth and john were nowhere to be seen" and you mistyped "Ben" instead, then you just outed yourself again. First, John was nowhere to be seen, then he was seen lying on his bed, so which is it?
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can't believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.
🧝♀️Ocean: Said Mr. Awful himself! Yeah, you're one to talk, Benny Boy, you don't even invite her to the party, you demand that she call you and report on how John's doing, and when she does, you don't even ask about him, or her for that matter, you're so busy partying that you just gotta go, and now you're sorry for yourself because you think she played a trick and took you away from your precious stupid little party for a few minutes - oh, man up already!
💩Meme12Sequel2: He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace/Facebook account and checked his bulletins/messages. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face.
🧝♀️Ocean: YOU noticed? Yeah, I'll just bet, since you are the clown who put it there and started this meme.
💩Meme12Sequel2: That made him freak out a bit.
🧝♀️Ocean: And I'll bet that just made your night, dork!
💩Meme12Sequel2: Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin/status called "Clowning Around". Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin/status that he saw last night!
🧝♀️Ocean: Gah, Social network memes are seriously obnoxious and annoying that way, with everybody posting the same dumb dreck. It's hardly surprising he would've gotten the same post two nights in a row from two different contacts. That's how it goes with stupid memes, from email joke, video link and social network status chain letters.
💩Meme12Sequel2: He got freaked out and didn't repost it.
🧝♀️Ocean: Not hard to imagine since he probably can't see straight. So, Clown Boy, the freaking out made you all happy inside, but you boiled over when he got enough sense not to repost it.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.
🧝♀️Ocean: But let me guess, it wasn't really his brother, it was you, the stupid clown statue thing instead…
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.
🧝♀️Ocean: Irritating. What's with both Ben and Beth calling him Sport? Knock it off!
Yeah, I get it, Ben thinks John's in the bed, and he's frightened enough by your stalker antics and stupid meme to share a bed with him. And since you'd been hiding there the whole time after you managed to whoosh John away somewhere in the confusion, or maybe you killed him - you lay there like a lurking hyena, watching Ben at his Myspace, and cracking up inside, just waiting to move in for the kill. No, you're not scaring me. Your fate, Clown Statue, will be truly terrifying.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.
🧝♀️Ocean: Who freaked out again, blah blah blah...
🤡Meme12Sequel2: Clown: Now its your turn.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, you are SO predictable!
💩Meme12Sequel2: Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.
🧝♀️Ocean: and for that, the clown will pay.
💩Meme12Sequel2: If you don't repost this in the next 10 minutes,
🧝♀️Ocean: It has taken me longer than that just to tear this thing apart so far. If I don't repost it -
💩Meme12Sequel2: the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you're sleeping and the same ending will happen to you
🧝♀️Ocean: Yeah right. He'd be running from me for dear life.
💩Meme12Sequel2: When you repost this
🧝♀️Ocean: Never.
💩Meme12Sequel2: "(name of you school)'s 'hoe list'.
🧝♀️Ocean: I have no idea what the heck you just tried to say.
💩Meme12Sequel2: This isn't a joke
🧝♀️Ocean: *Scowl* It is a big joke to you, and I'm not laughing! *Whack whack whack whack!* And that's only a little of what you're in for, Clowny!