Now we get the Clown Statue 2, the Sequel, with another whole story that tries to be freaky and fails! It's been around since as far back, as 2006.
It is even featured in this Youtube video about easily freaked people who actually believe in this junk. He does a great job reading it aloud.
and here we go!
The girl in the story is not the real Beth, by the way. The meme calls her Beth, but we'll call her Beth2.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Hahahaha! Oooh, that clown is ASKIN' for it! My name in a forward- well, I'll show 'em! Time for some inserting.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Don't stop reading this
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey you! Stop assuming it's okay to give orders, because it isn't, especially when you're a hoaxer! I'll read and mangle, and nobody should be scared of your stupid meme by the time I'm through with you! Got that?
💩Meme12Sequel2: or something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: codswallop! And here's the proof. I've mangled so many mutations of the Killer Clown and nothing's happened to me, and it never will. If anything bad ever does happen to me, (and bad things happen to everybody once in a while,) this meme will have nothing to do with it. Understand?
More to the point, nimrod, You don't just abracadabra suddenly cause bad things to happen merely by reading some piece of rubbish!
💩Meme12Sequel2: During a thunderstorm ...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, right, because this ree-freaking-diculous story just wouldn't be scary without a thunder storm…
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Huh!? What the-!?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hooh, boy, Clown, you are so asking for it! Beth, the meme-mangler is going to kick you to the curb for using her name in your meme! And I will laugh.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Uh, yeah, that's putting it lightly! Who the heck is this other Beth, anyway? I tell ya one thing, she's gonna be a skid-mark on the digital highway when I'm done with this!
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
👧🏻Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
👦🏻Ben: I have this huge favor to ask you ...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'll bet. "Please pass on this meme I made up about a killer clown and help me scare my friends."
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Yeah ... what?
👦🏻Ben: Can you please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
👧🏻Beth: Ughh ... well ....
👦🏻Ben: Please Beth!
👧🏻Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, what a doorknob you are, Ben, you could've invited Beth2 along to the party and arranged for someone else to sit your brother, or simply ditched the party if your parents were out.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Eh, what? Why didn't you invite Beth II to the party? Or maybe you're too cool for that...*rolls eyes* Yeah...not. Well, it's obvious Beth II doesn't have my brain.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That is for sure.
💩Meme12Sequel2: A few minutes later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And the plot backs up.
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
👧🏻beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you look really nice.
👦🏻Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an hour and tell me how everything is, okay?
👧🏻Beth: Alright, bye!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, Beth2 arrives at Ben's house after they communicated over the phone or via some chat client, and he gives her his phone number? Couldn't he have done that earlier? Just saying. and Ben's still a jerk.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Hang on- WHAT? Gah, Beth II is stupid in two different flavors. Whoever is responsible for this mess-up is SO gonna get it...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lol!
Dunno what's up with her commenting that he looks good, though. Erm. I really don't think that'll go over well with mangler Beth, either.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben's younger brother.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And somewhere else, paint dries.
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Hey sport!
🤦🏽♀️Beth: *rolls eyes* 'Sport'? What is this, The Great Gatsby?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ! Hahaha - Mindlinkage. I thought of the same thing.
🧒Meme12Sequel2: John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ...
👧🏻Beth: Awww ... don't be. I'm here. Lets turn on some T.V.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, be alarmed. Your jerk face brother just left you with some ditz who has a crush on him. Neither of them really wanted to sit you anyway.
💩Meme12Sequel2: As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the lights suddenly went out. John freaked out and screamed!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, you did say this was during a thunder storm, so let's assume power outage. No biggie.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Heh! What, wittle Johny-wohny scared of a power outage? It happens, kid. Don’t freak out over it. So it’s dark, big deal. If the REAL me were in this, well, things would be going more smoothly. I have a flashlight on my key-chain. Beth II is obviously not very prepared…
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not that TooCool4u Jerkface Ben actually gave her much time to get prepared either.
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: John, it's okay. I have a flashlight. Hold on, one second. Darn it! The flashlight doesn't work! Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to your brother's room. I think he has an extra one.
🧒John: *mumbles* okay.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, we have a dead battery too. Yeah, see how this is not freaking me out?
🤦🏽♀️Beth: See what I mean? Beth II has a dud flashlight. ALWAYS check the batteries in your flashlight. Common sense.
💩Meme12Sequel2: As Beth and John headed up towards Ben's room, they heard a creepy laughter that brought chills up their spines.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Stupid partiers.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: *rolls eyes* Oooh, I’m shakin’ in my boots! Well, Beth II most certainly is…
🧒Meme12Sequel2: John: *screams* What was that?!
👧🏻Beth: John stop doing that. Let me call your brother and ask where the flashlight is.
🧒John: But I didn't ... *Johns voice started to fade away ...*
👧🏻Beth: Hey Ben! How's the party?
👦🏻ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go. Can I call you in 5 minutes?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: wow, Ben, you didn't even ask her how things were back at home with Brother John. What a yutz!
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Yutz indeed. This guy totally blew Beth II off. I mean, she’s not exactly a winning character, but still. Ben’s a total stinkface.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I agree. Boo-hiss on Benny Boy.
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2:Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight in your room?
👦🏻Ben: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed, to the left. I think.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, Ben, you keep a flashlight under your bed? Um, WHY?
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Who the heck keeps a flashlight under his bed? RANDOM.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Beth walks over to Ben's bed and screams.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, this is where something supposedly scary jumps out at her…
👧🏻Meme12Sequel2: Beth: Oh my ❗️❗️❗️!
👦🏻ben: What happened?!
👧🏻beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know you had a clown statue in your bedroom. It scared me half to death Especially the bloody knife on its hand. It looks so real! Where did you get it? Did you get it at the Halloween store?
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Hey, watch your mouth Beth II! A gasp, maybe, but no shouting, swearing, screeching business- especially not over a darn clown statue.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Nods in agreement* Oh, so it's the clown statue again, is it? Well, well, well, he's got his fate sealed. And he seemed to have traded in his chainsaw for one of those chincy ketchup-covered foil knives too. Where do these dealive chain freaks keep getting these toys?
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: Beth ... I don't have a clown statue in my bedroom.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, just like the parents didn't have one in their children's room either.
💩Meme12Sequel2: The line quickly goes dead. Ben started panicing
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Aaarg! Make up your mind! Either tell the story in past or present tense, not both. Seriously…!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There's a 'k' in 'panicking'.
💩Meme12Sequel2: and raced home as fast as he can. When he got home, he ran into his bedroom, where Beth and Ben were no where to be seen.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Hold up. Ben raced into his room where Ben was nowhere to be seen? You're losing it.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Heheheh! Wow, Ben’s hallucinating.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah, yeah, probably from partying too hard.
💩Meme12Sequel2: He saw his brother lying on his bed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, he saw John lying on his bed, yet if you actually meant to say "Beth and john were nowhere to be seen" and you mistyped "Ben" instead, then you just outed yourself again. First, John was nowhere to be seen, then he was seen lying on his bed, so which is it?
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to himself* I can't believe Beth would play such an awful trick on me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Said Mr. Awful himself!
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Heh! You think you’ve seen an awful trick? You don’t even want to THINK about the kind of tricks the REAL Beth could play on you…
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hehehehehe! And you're one to talk, Benny Boy, you don't even invite her to the party, you demand that she call you and report on how John's doing, and when she does, you don't even ask about him, or her for that matter, you're so busy partying that you just gotta go, and now you're sorry for yourself because you think she played a trick and took you away from your precious stupid little party for a few minutes - oh, man up already!
💩Meme12Sequel2: He went and sat down at his computer and pulled up myspace. He went into his myspace/Facebook account and checked his bulletins/messages. I noticed that he had a random new friend. The profile picture was a freaky clown face.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: YOU noticed? Yeah, I'll just bet, since you are the clown who put it there and started this meme.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Eh? When did YOU get here?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I suspect he's been here the whole time, since he is the clown who started this meme.
💩Meme12Sequel2: That made him freak out a bit.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And I'll bet that just made your night, dork!
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Oooh, yeah, big scary clown face…this how you spend your evenings, Clown Boy? Yeah, what a winner…
💩Meme12Sequel2: Then he saw that the mysterious clown friend had posted a bulletin/status called "Clowning Around". Ben opened the bulletin and started to read it. This was the same bulletin/status that he saw last night!
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Yeah, sure, big scary Myspace/Facebook bulletin/status…I’m just gonna burst with fear. Sarcasm: warp 50.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hahahaha! Gah, Social network memes are seriously obnoxious and annoying that way, with everybody posting the same dumb dreck. It's hardly surprising he would've gotten the same post two nights in a row from two different contacts. That's how it goes with stupid memes, from email joke, video link and social network status chain letters.
💩Meme12Sequel2: He got freaked out and didn't repost it.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Wow, this Ben kid gets freaked out WAY easily…
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not hard to imagine since he probably can't see straight. So, Clown Boy, the freaking out made you all happy inside, but you boiled over when he got enough sense not to repost it.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Trembling, he got in his bed, next to his brother and kissed his cheek good night.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But let me guess, it wasn't really his brother, it was you, the stupid clown statue thing instead…
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Eh, he kissed the cheek goodnight? I know what you mean…it’s just kind of a funny mental image…
👦🏻Meme12Sequel2: Ben: You can sleep here with me tonight, Sport. Good night.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Oh, for the love! More of this ‘sport’ business.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Irritating. What's with both Ben and Beth2 calling him Sport? Knock it off!
Yeah, I get it, Ben thinks John's in the bed, and he's frightened enough by your stalker antics and stupid meme to share a bed with him. And since you'd been hiding there the whole time after you managed to whoosh John away somewhere in the confusion, or maybe you killed him - you lay there like a lurking hyena, watching Ben at his Myspace, and cracking up inside, just waiting to move in for the kill. No, you're not scaring me. Your fate, Clown Statue, will be truly terrifying.
💩Meme12Sequel2: Suddenly, the figure in the bed turned to ben.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who freaked out again, blah blah blah...
🤡Meme12Sequel2: Clown: Now its your turn.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, you are SO predictable!
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Oooh, I’m terrified!
💩Meme12Sequel2: Ben let out a high pitch screamed and the clown killed him. After the job was done, the clown threw Ben under the bed along with Beth and John.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: and for that, the clown will pay.
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Heh! Well, Beth II met her doom. Now, this clown will meet his fate for using my name…
💩Meme12Sequel2: If you don't repost this in the next 10 minutes,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It has taken me longer than that just to tear this thing apart so far. If I don't repost it -
💩Meme12Sequel2: the clown will appear by your bed tonight, while you're sleeping and the same ending will happen to you
🤦🏽♀️Beth: Pff! Oooh, yeah, I’m so scared! If that clown tried to tussle with me, I’d rip ‘im to pieces!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hahahahahahaha!
💩Meme12Sequel2: When you repost this
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Never.
💩Meme12Sequel2: "(name of you school)'s 'hoe list'.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I have no idea what the heck you just tried to say.
💩Meme12Sequel2: This isn't a joke
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* It is a big joke to you, and I'm not laughing! *Whack whack whack whack!* And that's only a little of what you're in for, Clowny!
Comment options: