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Killer Clown Sequel 3: Free Street Clown, Hanging Around

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😼Meme10Sequel3: once there was a family of 2 sisters and there parents

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Wrong 'there'. It's supposed to be 'their'.

😼Meme13Sequel3: one day the youngest brother

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Wait, I thought you said it was just two sisters and their parents, don't you consider the little brother to be part of that family? Moron.

😼Meme13Sequel3:brought a clown home

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Since this is a chain letter story, you know things aren't going to end well when there's a clown involved… Not scaring me.

😼Meme13Sequel3:his mum saidwered you get that?

🧝‍♀️Ocean: use quotation marks or else I'll just think you're saying the whole lot. Hang on, that's right, you are.

😼Meme13Sequel3:he was for free on the street he answered

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Proper punctuation in this chain is badly lacking. So, trying to piece this jumble together to make some sense, the boy got the clown for free on the street and brought him home, well, what was the clown, a statue, a puppet, a plastic toy, or just a human trying to rent himself out as entertainment and unable to make any money at it?

😼Meme13Sequel3:that knight the little boy herd a voice saying go to the closet so he did and there he saw his sister hanged

🧝‍♀️Ocean: So his sister told him to go to the closet to watch her hang? Lovely…

😼Meme13Sequel3:then he ran to bed

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Too young to think of calling emergency? Too out of it to even call his parents? Obviously he was too young to be playing out in the street too, bringing all kinds of strangers home. The lack of fuss the family made over it suggests they're not operating on a full load either.

😼Meme13Sequel3:and the door opened

🧝‍♀️Ocean: The door to what? The closet? His room? What?

😼Meme13Sequel3:there was the clown with 5 fingers 3 on the one 2 on the other.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Three on one part of the doorknob and two on the other, well, naturally when you grasp a doorknob to turn it, your fingers are going to not be all in one place all in a neat little row.

😼Meme13Sequel3:the next day he went to his perants room and his dad and sister and brother were all hanging and his mum was screeming

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Hold it, hold it! I thought it was two sisters? Then you inserted this little brother. Now it's a sister and another brother? so let me get this straight. It's actually a family that consists of mom and dad, two sisters, and two brothers. Unless you want to all of a sudden pop another sibling into this plot-boiler before you're done.

😼Meme13Sequel3:the left and went to a hotel

🧝‍♀️Ocean: So they all decided just hanging around home was dull and decided to go hang out at a hotel, okay, whatever floats their boat I guess.

😼Meme13Sequel3:then that night the clown came again and hung his mum

🧝‍♀️Ocean: I thought the clown went along with the rest of them to the hotel. For that matter, I thought the 'mum' went with as well. Oh, well, plot-burps are pretty common in chain letters. So the clown invited the mum to hang with the rest of them, how lovely…

😼Meme13Sequel3:the boy ran petrified to the bathroom and locked it

🧝‍♀️Ocean: That must've been one crowded hotel room.

😼Meme13Sequel3:and saw wrighting on the mirror saying your next....

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Yawn* Not scaring me.

😼Meme13Sequel3:then he heared clawing on the door so he commited suiside

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh, boo-hoo. Way to spell 'suicide'.

😼Meme13Sequel3:and from then on the clown only has 9 fingers

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Jumping from 5 to nine, I'd say that was an improvement, unless the fingers all grew in on one hand.

😼Meme13Sequel3:and if you dont post this to 5 other posts

🧝‍♀️Ocean: I won't be a spamming idiot, and the clown will sprout more fingers…

😼Meme13Sequel3:he will return to kill you for a finger........

🧝‍♀️Ocean: This clown will be in for more than a fistful to the nose trying to take me on.

😼Meme13Sequel3:by aaron patato

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Who? Aaron - is that the clown's name?

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