🤥Meme: Tumblr, meet Gabe.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: what about him? And I don't frequent Tumblr. Someone else did, and showed me this meme.
🤥Meme: Gabe was my best friend durring childhood.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So you had a best friend in childhood. So did I, a few, actually. And whatever happened, since you're using past tense, well, unfortunately life's sometimes like that.
🤥Meme: This is a picture of him drinking soda and wearing his favorite hat.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, whatever happened to separate you and him, and you're just splatting his picture all over the net? Nimrod. And I don't care if he liked soda and some hat.
🤥Meme: He used to wear that hat everywhere, and refused to take it off.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ewww. I hope he at least took it off to take a bath or shower…
🤥Meme: Some kids thought he was gross and weird, but he was a really great guy.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Apparently you don't register gross or weird. There could be anything forming under that hat. Fungal infections, dandruff, you name it.
🤥Meme: Otherwise, this is a completely normal image, correct?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, photoshopped, cobbled-together animation, the whole thing is completely made up.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* It's just a picture. There's nothing special about it.
🤥Meme: This picture is the last image ever taken of him before his tragic death.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: that's what they all say. It wasn't taken, it was created using photo-editing software. The person who found it on Tumblr said it looked like a character from that stupid Homestuck game. *Grimace* Their mind was always zooming off to various kinds of stupidity they were a fan of.
In a ridiculous setting like Homestuck you can always have some other character do a move in the computer game and, blip! Gabe comes back to life in another freaking universe!
So you fail miserably to get me either sorry for you and Gabe, or scared of a stupid picture.
🤥Meme: He was known as a very silent, simple minded kid.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And that matters because?
🤥Meme: I knew better.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because you were actually him since he was your imaginary friend, and you played around with computer photo editing to make a picture of him…
🤥Meme: A month before his death, April thirteenth, Gabe started hearing voices and seeing things.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: First of all, you didn't specify the year, but you thought to be very specific about the month and day. Why? Anyway, whenever people start hearing voices in their head, they should see a doctor.
🤥Meme: At the time, I thought it was all part of some game, so I played along.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You twit. Okay, if this Gabe was such a silent guy, and then suddenly he comes bubbling up with this bit about voices in his head, and you just thought "Oh, cool, he's playing games!" *Rolling eyes*
🤥Meme: He started telling me he had a new best friend who was a clown, and he told me some very frightening stories.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Dude, that clown has already been mangled.
🤥Meme: A day before his death, Gabe came to me, terrified.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Yawn* You're so not convincing me.
🤥Meme: He started crying and saying that he went to far, that he was down with the clown.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Apparently the chain letters were eating his brain. There was no Gabe around when the clown got crushed.
🤥Meme: The next day, he was murdered.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: In the computer game, sure…
🤥Meme: Don’t believe me?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Thwack* That would be, NO!
🤥Meme: Look in the lower-left corner of the photo.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I can't, you drip. Even if I could, who cares? It's just a stupid picture.
🤥Meme: Do you see it?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: of course not, stupid!
🤥Meme: Look closer.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: As if that would make any difference…
🤥Meme: That’s the thing that murdered Gabe.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What kind of idiot believes that superimposing some image into another is what literally kills somebody?
Just tell your crazy friend to go back to the beginning of the dang web comic to get his life back. He's probably thick enough to believe it, and it goes without saying that so are you.
🤥Meme: It beats its victims with a club and leaves a bottle of Faygo in their hands.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: no web comic image can do that in real life, you dumbbell!
🤥Meme: When my best friends body was found by the police the next morning in his sandbox, the words “Honk Honk” were found scrawled in blood on the rim of the sandbox and all over the house.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right *splutters* This is nothing but a pile of "honk honk" hooey!
🤥Meme: Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It isn't a menace. It is an obnoxious nuisance chain letter. I will not get killed by a stupid web comic picture at any time, and will not reblog anywhere. What I detest about Tumblr is that it is nothing but a big waste containing social justice warrior activism and worthless pictures and chain letters all being reblogged into infinity.
🤥Meme: THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Whack* Yes, it is!
🤥Meme: Reblog this.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No!
🤥Meme: Stay safe.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* No chain with a batty story and dumb web comic picture keeps anybody safe. Spam it all over the place and you could lose your account.
🤥Meme: And if you hear a faint “Honk Honk”,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's just the usual traffic noise. Duh!
🤥Meme: there’s no point in running.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why would I? I don't play in the street. Furthermore, if the honking is faint, the vehicle is too far away to present any danger to me anyway.
🤥Meme: Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So what? If I wanted to never hear traffic noise again, I'd have to constantly wear a pair of ear muffs. who does that? You can't get away from traffic noise in a city, and when it's faint, it's the easiest thing to tune out.
But you're trying to get little kids freaking out over traffic noise so that every time they hear a car horn, they'll think they'll get killed by an internet image, oh, please!
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Somebody said that one of the characters in this chain looked like a character from this lame thing called "Homestuck"
I looked up Homestuck, and it is absolutely awful! Naturally, it's got a big fan base.
Some computer game belches out new universes and destroys other universes when certain moves are made, and somebody has to keep on playing the game to keep their world(s) from ending. First some kids play it, then later on, their parents and/or grandparents, who become kids, play it, and I assume it just keeps going back to previous generations that way. oh, and God didn't create our world, some stupid alien species of internet trolls did.
*Thumbs way down!*
And the universe is called the universe for a reason - there is only one universe!
This is why I never use the term 'universe' to talk about the settings of any series.
Creepy Clown Mythos Meme