Kylie the Underground Girl


👹Kylie's Meme: My name is Kylie and I live underground.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well Kylie, that sounds utterly boring and depressing. Still, no excuse to start a meme. You really need to get out more often.

👹Kylie: I hate my mother and my father and my little sister Devon.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Brats like you disgust me! Get lost!

👹Kylie: I have only one friend called Anastaciana.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh: What the heck kind of name is that? Why is she your only friend? She your little slave or something? I can't see you liking anybody who didn't bow down to your every whim, Kylie.

👹Kylie: She is a rag doll.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hmph *snorts* I guess that's close enough. Only a doll would get along with the likes of you. *Jeering expression* That also explains the over-done name. It actually rhymes with itself, all in one go. And it could go around in an endless loop of itself. "Anastacianastaciana" etc.

👹Kylie: I have no nose and no teeth.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Kylie, you know what no teeth means? It means you can't bite anyone, which actually makes you less threatening if anything at all. Good going, airhead.

👹Kylie: My mother ripped them out with pliers and my dad beated my nose over and over again until it fell off.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* Another dumb lie about bad parents. So what did your little sister do to you, then? Yeah, I don't believe you.

👹Kylie: I have horrid white eyes and it looks like I'm a cartoon.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: White eyes? Well maybe if you got a little sun you wouldn't look like such a gnome.

👹Kylie: I taught myself how to read and write because my mother never sent me to school. I never done anything bad. Only once and my punishment was having my teeth ripped out and my nose beaten.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You already spewed out that rubbish about your teeth and nose. So if you were kept home, how the heck did you teach yourself to read? You have to get out for that, and then you need someone teaching you at least the basics of reading, first. You're not convincing me that you were smart enough to figure it all out on your own, and if you really were so abused, those people definitely wouldn't have wanted the bother of educating you.

👹Kylie: The thing I did that was bad was throwing my sister's teddy across the room.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I couldn't care less about your sister's teddy. I asked what she did to you to make you hate her.

👹Kylie: I was banned from her room and my room has been lockde ever since.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So how do you get into your room again if it is locked?

👹Kylie: I am literally as thin as a stick and I have no nails.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother. No nose, no teeth, no nails, why not just give the whole story Kylie and admit you have no case at all?

👹Kylie: I only have 30 millilitres of water per day and I have one long-lasting 24 hour meal gum per day.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bollox. I'm not interested in how pathetic a tale you can weave.

👹Kylie: My mum puts the food and drink through a hatch at the top of the door.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But you're locked out of your room, remember?

👹Kylie: My bed is two coats stitched together as a mattress, a book with a cotton cloth sewed around it as a pillow and 2 pashminas as a blanket.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Move on, Kylie. I'm not interested in your sob-story. You're only making up this crap for sympathy so you can hit the readers with a big scare-attempt into spamming this meme. A meme you put on the internet, which means you really can't have it so badly off as you're making out.

👹Kylie: Please help me.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Help you what? Spread this meme? Let me put it this way. NO!

👹Kylie: I have made a tunnel.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well I can't help you with that since I have no idea where this tunnel's supposed to be.

👹Kylie: The only thing I don't know is where I am.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't know where you are either, so we're even.

👹Kylie: I can't study any more. It gave me square eyes.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whaaaaat!? Lol! Sheesh, Kylie, the wonder-gnome who can shape shift! See her amazing white eyes go square as she studies!

👹Kylie: So I didn't study places and such.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Studying places wouldn't help you anyway, you're just hopeless.

👹Kylie: I scream every night. This is true.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If you screamed, somebody would've found you by now. And this is anything but true.

👹Kylie: There was a drawing attachted to it which looked like a photo.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Drawing of a photo attached to what?

👹Kylie: But it wasn't I proper freaked out when I read this.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Um Kylie, I think your brain is dying. That's a pretty common problem for hoaxers.

👹Kylie: If you don't c+p (Copy And Paste) this to 10 different places within the next 5 hours,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I won't be an idiot, and you'll hate me along with your mom and dad and little sister. But I won't care.

👹Kylie: she will come to your bed at 9pm tonight, kill you with her knife and eat you.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who's this "she"? Your mom? Your little sister? Or are you one of these sad freaks who likes talking about yourself in the third person? Nobody's doing anything to me for refusing to spam your bogus dreck anywhere.

There. Now nobody should ever be afraid of your stupid meme again.


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