🤦🏽♀️BP: Hahahah! Oh my gosh- what the heck? Gotta love that top-notch translation. I can't resist this one...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Warning, this chain letter was written by a brain-dead dunce.
🤥Meme: KEEP READING OR YOU WILL DIE!:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Warning, keep lying and I'll use your ever-growing nose as a skipping rope.
🤦🏽♀️BP: If you keep writing in capslock YOU will die.
🤥Meme: ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WAS CLEAR LAKE WATER WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Let me get this straight. The world's most beautiful girl was as beautiful as clear lake water? Uh, ain't that kinda see-through? Colorless? Hmmm, looks drinkable to me.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh...so, the world's most beautiful little girl was made of clear lake water? So we have a little dealive water elemental? Ooookay...
🤥Meme: YOUR MOM DECIDED TO LEAVE WHEN THE GIRL WAS CLOSE TO A TREE WITH YOUR PET,
🤦🏽♀️BP: Um, not so much. My mom is still very much here. And last I checked, none of us have seen a ticked off water elemental squelching around stealing people's pets. Pretty sure I'd remember that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The last little girl who was near my Mom was at our garage sale. Anyway, it makes no sense. My Mom wouldn't just up and leave simply because some little lake nymph stole my pet and stood near a tree. Believe me, the little girl would change her mind right quick about trying to nick my pets, because if they don't defend themselves, I would.
🤥Meme: THE MOTHER OF OBLIVION
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The mother of oblivion - who the heck is that?
🤦🏽♀️BP: So, either the water elemental is the mother of oblivion, or my mom is the mother of oblivion...which would make me oblivion? I guess that fits, in a way. I'm certainly going to wreak oblivion on you.
🤥Meme: AND YOUR PET THAT WAS A ... ... DOG
🤦🏽♀️BP: What about my dog? He freaks out when the sprinklers go on, so I'm pretty sure he wouldn't buddy up with a puddle demon.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Heh, my pet is a small rabbit.
🤥Meme: ate THE WHOLE AND DIED AFTER
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ate the whole what? She may get through a whole dish of snow or food in one day, but not in one sitting. And she definitely isn't dead.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Whoa, whoa, whoa- huh? My dog ate the whole what? So...I'm Oblivion and I have a zombie dog? I'm not sure I understand this story...
🤥Meme: NOT COPY THIS PERRO.SI COMMENT IN 20 S
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right, not copied to any comments. It is mangled.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Huh!? This thing sure as heck isn't getting posted as if it was true.
🤥Meme: THAN 12:00 PM
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, that's like, noon, you do realize that, right?
🤦🏽♀️BP: So, high noon. What about it?
🤥Meme: SE IRA LIGHT IN YOUR HOUSE
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh! So it won't just be light in my house as it always is at that time, I get a special kind of light called a "se ira" holy moly wow! Awesome! *Snickers*
🤦🏽♀️BP: So? I'm Oblivion, so I will obviously just obliterate this 'se ira' light. Duh.
🤥Meme: AND THE MIRROR WILL notice it APPEAR AND
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gorsh, that's gotta be some special kinda light to get an inanimate, non-sentient object like a mirror to "notice" it! Way freaking' awesome! Lol. How ridiculous.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Huh? My mirror will notice? So now my mirror is sentient? Or is it my mirror image? That could be interesting. Mirror-BP! I summon you!
*Cyber mirror appears and distorts. A cyber BP emerges, looking curious and slightly irritated*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lol!
🤦🏽♀️Mirror-BP: So what's this about?
🤦🏽♀️BP: A horribly muddled chain. Something about a water elemental. And zombie dogs. And apparently we're oblivion.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Just help me mangl this thing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ROFL Hahahaha!
🤥Meme: YOU KILL YOU
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? I kill me? I'm not committing suicide.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Huh. I guess that lends credence to the mirror image thing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Laughing*
🤦🏽♀️Mirror-BP: Yeah, but there's one problem with that. Why on earth would I kill myself? And how? I'm just a reflection...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Shadow boxing gone horribly wrong?
🤦🏽♀️Mirror-BP: *rolls eyes*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ROFL!
🤥Meme: YOU AND THE PERSON YOU GAVE LIFE:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You are clearly daft. I didn't give another person life. I'm not a parent.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wait, huh? I'm not a parent- so are you talking about the mirror me? What's the point of killing a reflection?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hahahaha! Actually if that counts as life, this meme-mangle actually inspired a mirror character who participates in creaming various creepy pastas.
🤥Meme: YOUR MOM!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I didn't give her life either, and I certainly won't kill her - or anyone else in the real world. In the fictional realm, that's a whole other thing. *Menacing grin*
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, I get it. Sort of.
🤦🏽♀️Mirror-BP: Neither of us is killing anyone fleshy. You on the other hand, are another matter.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Snicker*
🤥Meme: FAST YOU SPEND 5 MINUTES OR BELOW
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Fast, your brain is dying.
🤦🏽♀️Mirror-BP: *readies cyber shotgun*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hehe! This meme is so kooky that it even managed to tick off a reflection. Lol!
🤥Meme: THIS IS NOT A JOKE
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Picks up hoaxer's nose and hits hoaxer over the head with it* The next stupid chain creep who makes this pack of lies claim is going to get their ear drums wrecked! It is all a joke to you, because you're sick enough to bully little kids with threats so they'll get scared and you'll get your lulz fix. Well, I'm not laughing!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Isn't it? This is one of the funniest translations I've ever seen. Looks like a joke to me.
🤦🏽♀️Mirror-BP: You can't expect us to take this seriously. I mean- you're threatening a cyber reflection. So scary. *rolls eyes*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hehehehehehehe!
🤥Meme: THIS IS REAL!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bullcrap!
🤦🏽♀️Mirror-BP: About as real as- THIS! *blasts water elemental/chain originator with cyber shotgun* Sheesh. What a mess. Am I done here?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Yup. *waves goodbye as Mirror-BP returns to cyber mirror* Sheesh. Why do I have a feeling that one wouldn't have made sense even in the original language? Oy...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I was laughing too hard throughout this whole thing.