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Moonchakka

This chain was difficult to find since it originated as far back as 2007 but doesn't appear to have had resurgence along with other notorious hoaxes such as Bloody Mary and Killer Mickey Mouse, Summer/Samara Morgan of The Ring, and other noseless, earless, scary-eyed contingent, including Teddy, and Ofelia and Jaime Heras, the faceless sisters, Carmen Winstead/Jessica Smith Sewer Girl The Killer Clown Statue, Smith Sisters Murdered Anonymously, etc.

Still, it had been out there at some time, and needed to be mangled if and when found.

It was difficult to find for another reason. I had little idea how that nonsense word was spelled. I heard it on a Youtube vid about chain letters, and seem to remember having heard of or read it ages before that.

I came across that Youtube vid again today and paid special attention to the opening line of the chain. A google search on that string of text with quotes around it, brought me to a link to some repeat repostings of the chain on ebaumsworld.com, which is a troll den and viral-perpetuation site along with the likes of 4chan.'Nuff said. But it does help explain why there are so many lousy commenters on Youtube.

So, let's mangle Moonchakka.

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🤥Meme: In 1976 a woman escaped from a mental institution

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hah, that's supposed to scare me? It's supposed to even matter? 1976 was a long time ago, and you are far too vague. What was the day and month? Which mental institution? Woman's name? Which country, province/state, town/city etc.? Security is pretty tight in places where mental patients are residents, you know. Your story is not starting off convincingly at all.

🤥Meme: and sneaked up to her parents window and yelled MOONCHAKKA MOONCHAKKA MOONCHAKKA.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Why the sneak if she was going to yell and give herself away? Makes no sense at all. Oh, right, I keep forgetting, she's supposed to be insane… Still doesn't make sense. And really, if she's going to yell, did she have to come up with something so silly? add this one to the list of chain letter nonsense words along with these.

🤥Meme: Then she cut their heads off.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: With what? A few sharp tongue lashes? You didn't even give her a weapon to commit such an act. How did she get from yelling gibberish through a window to beheading anyone? and as if they'd just sit there and let her do it, right, I'm so convinced…NOT!

🤥Meme: She was killed by the police

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: which makes her completely irrelevant now since according to you the whole thing went down back in 1976.

🤥Meme: but every year she comes back and yells MOONCHAKKA 3 times in someone's window and cuts their heads off.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I suppose if your idea of 'someone' has at least two heads, because that's how your absurd claim reads. But there have been no multi-headed people decapitated since 1976, much less by a woman too dead to do a thing, and too fictional to ever have been dead since she never existed in the first place.

🤥Meme: If you don't post this into 5 other videos in the next 10 minutes it might be you!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. If I don't post it anywhere, I will not:

1. Turn crazy, get locked up only to escape and run amok shouting "Moonchakka!" while trying to behead everybody.

2. grow another head.

3. Get beheaded.

So suck it up, you're not scaring me.

Moon Chakka: What Happened Next

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