Sally Stitch!

Also see Ashley Stitch.


😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: Hello, I'm Sally Stitch.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You are Scarlet Sally, or maybe it's Sally Scarlet Stitch.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: Hello my name is Sally STITCH My reach is deep and far, and I have chosen you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bad choice, Sally, or should I say, Scarlet. You have just reached a meme-mangler.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: My eyes may be stitched closed but I see far and well.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But you couldn't see this coming. Look out, Scarlet Sally Stitch, you just got in the way of the Ocean Elf.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: If you* *don't forword my message soon you and/or a loved will suffer.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: As if some silly little fictional ghost character from Ghost Whisperer, a TV show I never even liked, could just come out and do anything, yeah, you're not scaring me. And, it's 'forward' with an A, not 'for-word' Silly Sally Scarlet Stitch.

Lol, I'm going to have fun picking on you.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: If you break the* *chain the suffering will never end*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Look, Stitchy-eyes, *snicker* Oh, that's right, you can't. Ehm, never mind, figure of speech. Anyway, a little about suffering, pal. Suffering has been never-ending since the beginning of the world. True, not necessarily never-ending for any one individual, but someone somewhere in the world suffers every second of the day. It's sorta like, you know, people are always being born and dying every second of every day. You and your silly chain letter simply have zippo powers in the grand scheme of things, doll.


😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: 1) A girl in a dorm room found a very dear friend haning in her closet, covered in blood

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Yawn* More bogus scare stories that don't scare me. 'Haning' ? Sallet Scarley Stitches, I suggest you get a spell-check and work on your typing.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: 2) A man got into a car crash and suffered from memory loss.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You know, Scarley Sallet Stitch, I can make up generic little tales like that too. 1. Sally Scarlet Stitch started a chain letter and the next day she was torn apart to be used as mattress stuffing. Julia created a chain letter and got sick after she got other people forwarding it.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: 3) A woman was walking down the stairs and fell. She broke her ankle and could never walk again.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Rubbish. Unless there was no doctor or hospital and the ankle healed up so horribly on its own, people can usually walk again after breaking an ankle.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: 4) A man walked into his house and started cooking some food.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, duh! What else were you expecting him to cook? His shoes?

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: When the food was done cooking on the burner he turned it off but once he turned around the burner turned back on.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What, like the TV in the Teddy/Mickey/Mary chain letters I suppose. Yeah, dude, time to get a new stove, obviously this one's got a bad switch or element.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: A big fire started and the man was seriously burt. He still is.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 'burt'? What's that, a cross between 'hurt' and 'burn' ? Uh, Scally Sarlet Stitch, usually the hurt comes with the burn, you know. So this burner turns on so high and so fast that it like *POOF!* suddenly sets this dude on fire? Or it happens gradually enough for him to realize what's going on but instead of doing the normal thing and making tracks out of there and calling the fire department from a safe location, he just stands there, stupidly, "Oh, a fire. Dooiiiiiiii-YOUCH Dat hoots!"


😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: Much more has happened.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh, Stally Scarlet Sitch, more and more things are always happening. The good, the bad, the stupid, you name it. Oh, and yes, Stally Sarlet Scitch, you qualify under stupid.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: unless you want to reach a fate like these people send this letter to more people! Don't break this letter. You'll regret it.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, Stallet Scarley Sich, I really am blown away by your gullibility and sense of self-importance. As if you think you can make bad 'burt' memory-zapping things happen with this dumb forward!

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: You must forward this,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You must shut up.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: or you, or someone you love, will suffer

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not giving you an 'or'. You must shut up and your chain is mangled. I've already explained the suffering thing above, do not ask me to do it again, it is not possible to make words with less than one syllable so you'll understand better.

😶Scarlet Sally Stitch: Do not delete this, do not break the chain, or the suffering will have noend

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, Starley Sarlet Sitch, one more time. Suffering, like joy, is and has been ongoing throughout human history, long before your silly chain was originated, and will continue long after it finally dies.

Now look out, Sally, because you're about to get it!

Sally Stitch Undone


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