AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
🤥Meme: if you look for me this christmas
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why would I do that when I don't even know who you are?
🤥Meme: If you look for me at Christmas,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I didn't. You splatted into my inbox when I subscribed to an email list, which I left soon after! Then you showed up again during another Christmas. Take a hint!
🤥Meme: You won’t need a special star.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, I see, so you're going to keep doing that, listing all the various symbols of Christmas and saying we won't need them to find your piece of junk?
This is a celebration of Jesus's birth, not a repetition of it; and I am not one of the wisemen.
All it takes for you to be found is an internet connection and enough people spreading this meme so that it barges in to my mail or on my screen through some other platform. That's exactly what happened.
🤥Meme: I’m no longer just in Bethlehem,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You might have been, for all I know, but you are not Jesus Christ!
🤥Meme: I’m right there where you are.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, you are not. You, who started this chain letter, do not know me personally.
🤥Meme: You may not be aware of Me,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I am aware of your meme. I don't know who you are, whoever started it. But I do know that you are not Jesus Christ!
🤥Meme: Amid the celebrations.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Celebrations you thought it would be cool to spice up with a chain letter!
🤥Meme: You’ll have to look beyond the stores,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I didn't even have to look beyond my house to receive your drippy chain letter!
🤥Meme: And all the decorations.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which you think are not as cool as this chain letter. You are wrong, dead wrong!
🤥Meme: But if you take a moment,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: To take a hatchet to this insidious meme, yes, and it's going to take longer than a moment. Then, I will take my time to enjoy Christmas and what it means, without you trying to ruin it again.
🤥Meme: From your list of things to do,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not that I had a long list to begin with, but you just added to it. Another meme to mangle!
🤥Meme: And listen to your heart, you’ll find
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll find what's in my heart, and not what you tell me to think.
🤥Meme: I’m waiting there for you.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No... No, you are not! You are not Christ, and you will not make my heart melt for the likes of you, so don't even bother trying that angle.
🤥Meme: You’re the one I want to be with,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh! Now you're just getting creepy. You do not know me!
🤥Meme: You’re the reason that I came.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: All of the internet is the reason you keep coming around and around, you're a chain letter!
🤥Meme: And you’ll find Me in the stillness,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, I found you in my email, and then my inner peace and stillness was suddenly replaced by uber annoyance and the urge to punch things!
🤥Meme: As I’m whispering your name.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. You don't know what my name is. So don't try that angle on me. It won't work either. I know how mind-napping trolls who spread junky memes like this operate. You will never get the better of this elf, so do yourself a favour and shut up and go!
🤥Meme: Love, Jesus
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Your name could be Jesus, but you are not Jesus Christ!
Now scram! *Takes after troll with a cyber-stick* Get while the getting's good!
Over and out!
*Storms off*
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