Kayla's chain letter comes in more than one mutation. so far, I've seen two. So, where the mutations differ, I will list those differences numerically , showing which version said what. "Kayla1:" and "Kayla2:" and where the wording is the same in all mutations, I will simply list the phrases as coming from Kayla, with no number following her name.


🗣Kayla2:: the valentines day murder.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wow if you're trying to seriously screw up an occasion like Valentine's Day, a story about a murder would do it.

🧒Kayla: hello my name is kayla

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You wouldn't happen to be Kayla Wightman, one of Amy Bruce's scheme, would you?

👧Kayla1: and I was killed by the devil.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* No you weren't, or you wouldn't have made up this chain meme. Don't make time for the devil.

🗣Kayla2: andi killed 42 people the weekend of valentines day.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So you've gone from just some devil-infatuated dealive pest to a serial killer/terrorist? You really stink.

You also have this weird obsession with the number 42. You wouldn't happen to be related to this freak now would you?

🗣Kayla2: i was on the news

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: oh, so that's why no one's ever heard of you and there were never any reports of 42 people dying in a mass-murder on a Valentines Day weekend...

👧Kayla1: I disappeared

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: How could you disappear when you never existed in the first place?

🧒Kayla: and was never found ever again

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But you just said you were on the news. Kayla, you're losing brain cells, fast!

🗣Kayla2: so
🧒Kayla: i was
🗣Kayla2: possed

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What the heck is 'possed'? Posed? Posted? Posed to post another stupid chain letter, no doubt.

👧Kayla1: possessed by
🗣Kayla2: with
👧Kayla1: an
🗣Kayla2: a
🧒Kayla: evil
🗣Kayla2: enteti

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You posted chain letters with an evil intent, yeah, that's obvious… You're not scaring me.

👧Kayla1: entity

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes*

👧Kayla1: and it made me worship satan.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: bulltosh. You always have a choice who you worship, and if you chose to worship the devil then you have serious, serious problems! But since you're no longer possessed by this evil entity, I'll assume you got some smarts and stopped worshiping the devil.

🗣Kayla2: and i was ready to kil.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, since you can't kill anybody with chain letters, your dream of killing 42 people on Valentine's is just that, a sick fantasy.

🗣Kayla2: the spirit made me read aga flaga ish ca nishca noogen nigen

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wow, and I thought were bad gibberish.

🗣Kayla2: which calls the devil to make you more evil

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: There you go again with your stupid devil talk. You're not scaring me, you're annoying me. Put a sock in it!

🧒Kayla: if you read this

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It gets mangled.

👧Kayla1: it will summon the devil.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Utter rubbish. Don't make time for the devil. No text and pixels on a computer screen can summon so much as a flea, let alone a fallen angel.

🗣Kayla2: me and the devil

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Wow, you really think it's cool trying to appear all chummy with the devil? You really stink, and you're still not scaring me.

👧Kayla1: He

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He nothing. Make no time for him. it is God who rules here and he's much more powerful.

🧒Kayla: will come to your house,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Try it, Kayla, and you will get clobbered. Your stupid little threat isn't working.

🧒Kayla: smash your window

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which window? There are many. And the only thing getting smashed is your chain.

🧒Kayla: and
🗣Kayla2: we will lite

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: the word is spelled 'light' dimwit.

👧Kayla1: light
🧒Kayla: you on fire

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Liar, liar, pants on - well, - fire. Hahahahaha! No, Kayla, you're not scaring me.

👧Kayla1: Then he will

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He will nothing…

🧒Kayla: put you out

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: oh, I'm put out with you all right…

👧Kayla1: and
🧒Kayla: slit your
🗣Kayla2: throught

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I really don't know what kind of word you were trying to make. There is no such thing as a 'throught'.

👧Kayla1: throat

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If you 'thought' you could frighten me by claiming you were going to slit my 'throat' you need to get it 'through' your thick head that huge egos are costly, especially for pinheads like yourself.

🧒Kayla: and cut
👧Kayla1: off
🧒Kayla: your legs
👧Kayla1: and
🧒Kayla: arms

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull…Crap…Bull…Crap...

👧Kayla1: He will also

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Continue to be completely ignored and despised.

🗣Kayla2: and
🧒Kayla: sew
👧Kayla1: your
🗣Kayla2: ur
🧒Kayla: mouth and eyes
👧Kayla1: shut.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, like in the Sally Stitch chain letter I suppose? And since I don't make time for the devil, what makes you think he'd take all that time just to murder and mutilate me?

👧Kayla1: Then he

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: still gets no attention from me. You, Kayla, are another matter.
🗣Kayla2: we
🧒Kayla: will cut your head off
🗣Kayla2: and
🧒Kayla: burn your body

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hold it Kayla. Didn't you already cover that in your big lie about setting me on fire somewhere in the above? Redundant much?

🧒Kayla: take your head and stick it on a pole in
🗣Kayla2: the
🧒Kayla: front of your house

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And just where are you going to get a pole? No, Kayla, you're not scaring me in the least. You are full of crap.

👧Kayla1:If you
🧒Kayla: send this to 42 people
🗣Kayla2: in the weekend of valentines day

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If I sent it to anyone at any time, I would be a spamming fool. So, I won't.

🗣Kayla2: if you send it now

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Make up your mind, will you? Do you want it sent Valentine's week, or now? Well, not that it really matters, since I'm not taking orders from you, but you are either inconsistent or else just very impatient.

🗣Kayla2: me and
🧒Kayla: the devil will just
🗣Kayla2: lite
👧Kayla1: light
🧒Kayla: your house on fire. you have alot of time.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: As if he's the slave of some silly chain letter you made up. Makes me wonder who's really doing the possessing, him or you. Aw, skip it, I'm sure that went right over your pinhead.

Make no time for the devil.


Once there was this psycho brat named Kayla, who thought she could get a date with the devil by spreading chain letters. she also had fick fantasies about destroying property and torture and murder by fire and mutilation.

One day, her chain letter crossed the screen of a mangler, who was not scared. So Kayla got the not so brilliant idea to rework the hoax a little and make it look as if she wasn't just possessed by some demon, but sweet chums with the devil.

That failed to scare the mangler, who tore apart that mutation as well.

That day, Kayla found a pole, which she thought was going to serve as her great pole of doom. She planned to use it to light people and their property on fire, and chop them up with it. What a moron.

However, she hadn't counted on the pole catching fire and burning down to nothing but ashes, which it had.

Strangely enough, the fire that her pole had started, didn't burn anything else. In fact, no one around even seem to take any notice of it, or of her.

Upset at her profound failure, Kayla burned down her own house. She was sent to Ghost Jail for all the mischief she caused and the graphically violent threats she made in her chain letter.

Over and out.


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