Valentine's Status Memes


😍Meme: 5+ likes

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* No likes from me.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, yay. The only thing Valentine's means to me is going out for a treat if the weather's nice enough and I feel like going.

😍Meme: 1. Ever kissed anyone?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bleck. Other than family, it's really none of your business. And if you're hoping to get kissed by me, you can forget it!

😍Meme: 2. Do you like anyone, and story behind it?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: All that matters is - I don't like you! The story behind that is, you're a chain originator and I don't like your ilk.

😍Meme: 3. Single or taken?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh! None of your business. I won't be taken by you, either way!

😍Meme: 4. Whose your Valentine?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody. I'm only interested in treating myself and anybody I care about when the opportunity is right there.

😍Meme: 5. What's your favorite kind of chocolate?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, I love chocolate - a lot. But I know someone who doesn't. So, who are you, some anonymous chain originator, to assume everybody likes chocolate?

and I don't have a favourite. They're all different and that's what's good about them. There are some I like more than others but of the scads I love, they're all at the top of the list.

😍Meme: 6. How will you be spending this year's Valentine's Day?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: the same way i spend any regular day off, unless something comes up. The main thing is, I won't be spending it with you, so bug out already.

😍Meme: 7. Favorite romance movie?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Expression of utter disbelief, chortle-scoff* You seriously just asked ME that!? You imbecile!

Okay, in case that went a bit over your head, I'll try to illustrate just why this went so wrong.

Suppose I just asked you which hand you prefer to use when scraping your nails on a chalkboard, what would your answer be?

😍Meme: 8. How do couples make you feel?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What the heck kind of question is this? Look, I don't care one way or another except that I want the couples I care about to remain happy together.

😍Meme: 9. Do you think you will ever have a Valentine?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Look, dude/chick, I couldn't care less.

😍Meme: 10. How much ice cream are you going to eat

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: None if it's cold out. Maybe some if it's warm and I go out for a treat, but not likely. It's sort of the wrong time of year to be asking me that - and BTW, I wouldn't accept even ice cream from you.


😍Meme: One like

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No like from me.

😍Meme: - favorite song.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Asked, and answered… asked and answered. asked - and - oh, botheration!

I have a lot of favourites, being a musician, but they also change depending on my mood.

😍Meme: Two likes- favorite color.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: askedAndansweredAskedAndAnswered blah blah blah! What's likes got to do with it? A favourite colour being worth more than a favourite song? what kind of messed up is that?

😍Meme: Three likes- hair color.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! so hair colour is worth more than just a plain ol' general colour and a favourite song? Whoever made this one up is some kind of shallow dweeb!

😍Meme: Four likes- eye color.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: How about two freakin' black eyes - for you! The next bit of shallowness coming from you will be met with this! *fists up, ready to throw some mean punches*

😍Meme: Five likes - who I like.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't give a flying hot dart who you like! I don't like you! *Punch*


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't like! But it had to get smashed!


😍Meme: Admin:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not on your life! I'm not making you admin of anything!

😍Meme: Me + ______= The perfect Valentines couple ♥

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No one, nothing, since the moment you enter anything, it becomes imperfect.

😍Meme: Repost to see who you get. ♥

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, the unabashed stupidity! What is happening to people's brains these days?

😍Meme: Comment♥

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You still can't take a hint? Buzz off!

Over and out.


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