Yeah, no. Punishments are not beautiful.
This is another islamic hadith chain letter.
π³ββοΈMeme: SAYINGS (HADITH) OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (Sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam)
The one who disdains prayers (Salat) will receive Fifteen punishments from Allah..
π§ββοΈ Whoever heard of a Muslim "disdaining" prayer? Don't they pray five times a day, everyday?
And boy are you fixated on punishing everybody.
π³ββοΈSix punishments in this lifetime
π§ββοΈWell, when else could they be? You can't be punished before your life begins. But one thing's for sure, you're also going to punish them in the afterlife. I'll be surprised if I'm wrong about that.
π³ββοΈ Three while dying
π§ββοΈ Ugh! Nice!
π³ββοΈ Three in the grave &
π§ββοΈ Well, I hit that one on the head again too.
π³ββοΈ Three on the Day of Judgment.
π§ββοΈSo why spread these out instead of just getting it all over with in one fell swoop?
π³ββοΈ THE SIX PUNISHMENTS OF LIFE :
π§ββοΈNotice how I did not ask you what any of these were? Ever wondered why? Here's a hint. You have a diseased mind.
π³ββοΈ 1. Allah takes away blessings from his age (makes his life misfortunate)
π§ββοΈHuh? How can you take away blessings from somebody's age? If someone is literally 24, you can't make them a different age from 24 no matter how many blessings you give or take away. And the word is 'unfortunate' not 'misfortunate'. Of course, this could be a rather incoherent way of saying Allah will make you die young and unlucky.
π³ββοΈ 2. Allah does not accept his plea (Duaβs)
π§ββοΈ Plea to what?
π³ββοΈ 3. Allah erases the features of good people from his face.
π§ββοΈ Allah will make you look like Slender Man if you "disdain" prayers? Or Allah will make himself look like Slender Man by removing features from his own face? Uh, confusing.
π³ββοΈ 4. He will be detested by all creatures on earth.
π§ββοΈWell that seems a bit unreasonable. Since when do creatures, other than humans, care about prayer?
π³ββοΈ 5. Allah does not reward him for his good deeds. (No thawab)
π§ββοΈ Which wouldn't exactly give him incentive to pray to Allah, now would it?
π³ββοΈ 6. He will not be included in the Duaβs of good people.
π§ββοΈ So he is not a "good person" and not even the pleas of "good people" on his behalf would be accepted by Allah? Wow, I call that loving...
π³ββοΈ THE THREE PUNISHMENTS WHILE DYING :
π§ββοΈ *Cringe* This idea sounds particularly cruel.
π³ββοΈ 1. He dies humiliated.
π§ββοΈ There are some people who deserve to be humiliated, but not over something like this. It's not like you are taking away some sort of prize from a person who is discovered to be a sadistic creep with a bloody past, he can't hack it and commits suicide.
π³ββοΈ 2. He dies hungry.
π§ββοΈWow, how compassionate of you...
...NOT...!
π³ββοΈ 3. He dies thirsty. Even if he drinks the water of all seas he will still be thirsty.
π§ββοΈ That's because he should be drinking fresh water, you dumbarse.
π³ββοΈ THE THREE PUNISHMENTS IN THE GRAVE :
π§ββοΈ Oh, for goodness sake...
π³ββοΈ 1. Allah tightens his grave until his chest ribs come over each other.
π§ββοΈ Oh, right, like that's a common occurrence... How many exhumations have revealed scrunched up ribs?
π³ββοΈ 2. Allah pours on him fire with embers.
π§ββοΈ Because graves are always being set on fire. Eww, gross! Thankfully, not.
π³ββοΈ 3. Allah sets on him a snake called βthe braveβ, βthe boldβ which hits him from morning until afternoon for leaving Fajr prayer, from the afternoon until Asr for leaving Dhuhr prayer and so on. With each strike he sinks 70 yards under the ground.
π§ββοΈ How can even the bravest, boldest snake, manage to strike a burned out grave hundreds of yards into the ground?
π³ββοΈ THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT :
π§ββοΈ Oh, brother! How bloodthirsty is this?
π³ββοΈ 1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face.
π§ββοΈ "Hey dude! Hi-o there, I'm just your friendly demon, here to escort you to hell, since I work for Allah now! The devil is too busy trying to crawl into everyone's noses to rull over us demons any more!"
Yes, in islam, that is actually a thing. Lol.
π³ββοΈ 2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down.
π§ββοΈ Hang on, didn't Allah burn everything earlier? Now he tries to Slender Man everybody?
π³ββοΈ 3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell.
π§ββοΈ "Oh, wait, before I, your demon friend can actually take you to hell, we should stop by Allah's so he can give you the angry burning blaze stare and rip your face off, then he'll permit us to go to hell." Right...
π³ββοΈ Note: If you get this copy, please make copies of it and distribute them among all Muslims.
π§ββοΈ I'm not sending this ridiculous chain letter to anyone.
π³ββοΈ You will be earning a Reward as well as helping to show your brother the Right Path.
π§ββοΈ YOU LIE!
π³ββοΈ May Allah give guidance to all of us.
AAMEEN!!!!!!!
π§ββοΈ Oh, shut it!
Over and out!
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