From GameFowlFan
OOPS!!! So what is PETA gonna do now??
Alka Chandna, manager of PETA's campaign to end animal experimentation told CNSNews.com.:
"We are not rats. We are not mice. We are not dogs. We are not cats. We are human beings. We are different,"
But, her BOSS has made many claims that are completely the opposite of what Alka Chandna says we should believe!
PETA's President Ingrid Newkirk, has been quoted as saying.... ?I don't believe that people have the right to life, that?s a supremacist perversion. A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.?
So, what do YOU think will be the outcome of this particular publicity faux-pas that has so blatantly exposed PETA's general HYPOCRISY and the organizations specific propensity for double-talk, misrepresentation, contradictory logic and mindless media grandstanding?
Will PETA................
A.__ Release a statement from Ingrid Newkirk, that takes full responsibility for the contradictory assertions that have been made by PETA representatives, readily admitting that while: "A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy is absolutely correct, the confusion arose simply because a mouse is not a rat, which is actually a pig is a dog is a boy. And, that though a dog is a boy, a pig is not a cat. Therefore, it should be perfectly obvious to the truly enlightened, that Human beings are not cats or mice, but are pigs and rats and just as with everything else, there are dogs that go either way and boys are different from the human beings!!
B_ Have Alka Chadna release a statement claiming that: "I never said that! Those lying child abusers at CNSNews.com, made it all up! I can't believe they'd print such a thing. I mean they totally took my statement out of context, after they had slipped a "micky" into my bottle of Spring Water and drugged my falafel wrap! Besides, I wasn't even there that day....Yeah....I was.....I was....I was at home....In bed......Uh-huh, yeah, that's it! I was at home in bed that day because I was sick Yeah! That's it! That's the ticket!!"
C_ Alka Chadna will be demoted to Ingrid's personal foot washer and enema technician for the next five years as her penance. PETA will claim she was murdered by irate harp seal clubbing, Fur Industry monsters while she was using her own body to shield a baby seal from having to take the blows. And now there is a special "Hero's of PETA fundraising campaign" named in her honor, that is dedicated to providing the poor orphaned harp seal she saved with a brand new, loving home, a multimillion dollar trust fund and a Harvard scholarship for when the seal has been completely "rehabilitated" and is ready to strike out on his own!! Upon the expiration of her five year punishment, Alka Chadna will be given extensive plastic surgery and a new name, thus allowing her to enter back into PETA's "Public Outreach Division" restarting her career climb by spending the first year of her reinstatement wearing PETA's giant Fish, Chicken, or Cow suits at the organizations various media trolling sidewalk protests, that are scheduled.
D_ PETA will hack the CNSNews.com. website, remove the offending evidence, leave a spy program, have ALF claim they did it blaming CNSNews.com. website for bringing it on themselves by catering to "Evil Corporate Advertisers, Animal Owning Slaver's, and Cruel Humans that think animals can be eaten for food." Then PETA will launch a whirlwind speaking tour where Ingrid will go on Larry King, Jay Leno and Howard Stern proclaiming how "PETA doesn't engage in the kind of tactics ALF used against the CNSNews.com. website, But, that they support the principles and totally sympathize with the injustices to animals that motivated ALF to commit yet another act of "Direct Action" that shouldn't in any way be mistaken as just another common act of DOMESTIC TERRORISM!
D_ Most of the above
E_ All of the above.
F_ Something else, but still just as full of lies and deception as the choices A-E,
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