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Anatolia's Odious Fanfiction.net Rant

One of Anatolia's Fanfiction profiles PaperWithButter, used to have the following four screw-ups.

A. Anatolia reposted the Sleepover Club chain letter on her FF.net profile, and changed it to hide the evidence, just like she did pretty much wherever she got found and called out for these shenanigans.

B. Anatolia likes chain letter parody/spoofs AKA anti-chains. She posted some on ffnet but deleted them.

C. Anatolia is an otaku, "only during watching anime" was the disclaimer. Yeah right...

D. Anatoliaclaimed to have a "good" and "evil" side like so many angsty fans who want to seem deep or cute or both. Yep, deleted again.

Naturally, all that got deleted, but what replaced it was a massive screw-up on an epic scale!

The revision to her ffnet profile seen at the start of January 2014 when she tried again to get on the forum, is a truly craptastic tantrum laced with disgusting stalkerish bullying language and sadistic fantasies, all in one rank little package of epic fail that reads like a bad luc/death chain letter sucks out loud to the sky and beyond! The thing was read before being mangled, so believe you me, I was feeling anything but charitable, and pulling no punches.

Anyone with a history of so much chain letter spam activity, and an attitude like this, who thinks they'll get accepted into one of my online communities, better think again.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ugh! Ready for your second helping of mangling, Anatolia?


Anatolia The Smiling Clown

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Trying to emulate that creepypasta clown filth known as Laughing Jack, I suppose.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ugh, wouldn't surprise me.

🤡Anatolia: Hey, guess what...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You suck.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Hahahahahah! Nailed it.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hehe! Thanks!

🤡Anatolia: You have no right to insult me,

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Well that's rich! I have no right to insult you? You're obsessed with creepypastas and drool over Freddy Krueger. I think I have ample right to insult you.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You've insulted me, Anatolia, so I have every right to insult you. More accurately, I have a right to hold my opinion of you, however low you caused it to dip. If you're insulted, that's your own fault for being such a disgusting individual. How you insulted me, we'll get to that in a bit. First, this dreck is getting mangled.

🤡Anatolia: you know why?

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *exasperated sigh* No, but you're gonna tell me anyway, aren't you?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because you believe you don't suck, but you do.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Goody goody gumdrops. I can barely contain my excitement.

🤡Anatolia: Because I can easily find you on other sites,

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ooh, spooky. I'm shakin'. No, really. I'm a quivering mass of fear. Boo.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So what? Google and Facebook are pretty good at helping people with that, anyway, you want to be a stalker now along with being a Mary sue to character creeps who if they were real, would tear you open, spill your guts and hack off your head for kicks. Wow. charming.

🤡Anatolia: I already know your Facebook profile.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, and if the reader doesn't even have a Facebook? Dunce.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: You'd be surprised how easy it is to find someone's Facebook profile. You're not really scaring anyone...not anyone with any brains, at least.

🤡Anatolia: And then I'll find where you live and kill you slowly and painfully, you'll be begging for your pathetic little life.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Disgusted contemptuous scowl* and you wonder why you'll never be a meme-mangler, why you are always getting your sorry *STUPID* arse kicked out of the network when you try to join.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Wow, ain't you just a real charmer? That's sure to get you admitted to reputable sites! Yup, we here at MMTM just love people who write themselves into cruddypastas and threaten to brutally murder complete strangers! It's our favorite thing! *withering glare*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And this goes right along with what you said on your stupid Quoteve about being a sadist and how you think it's not a bad thing and how you love who you are. That isn't much different from Slender fangirls Morgan Geyser and anissa Weier, only they took their sick fantasies beyond written form and acted on them, nearly killing someone in real life to please the kind of fictitious repulsive characters you're so enthralled with. *Scowl*

Jasmine Richardson at age 12, killed her entire family.

So who's anyone to think you might not take things that far yourself, if what you write is any indication of the real you?

🤡Anatolia: And God won't save you either...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Glower* Stop blaspheming! God doesn't need to save anyone from you because you're not going to kill anyone - we hope. Even if you did, you have no control over who gets spiritually saved and who doesn't, little girl!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *scowl* Oh, wow, look at the big tough clown! Make sure you mention God in your cruddypasta so you look extra, super duper scary! Do the world a favor and just drop it.

🤡Anatolia: I'm obviously smarter than you think I am, or how would I find your Facebook profile?

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Like, totally ohmigosh! You'd have to be a super-computer to find a Facebook profile! *rolls eyes*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, man, ditz, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to use Google and Facebook search!

🤡Anatolia: Or that one other person I found?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That you really didn't because like any typical stupid chain letter you can't even name names. Your generalization fear-tactic fails to work on me the way you'd like. You're just an incredibly obnoxious, annoying dweeb.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Heh! That one other person? Yeah, real scary. Lemme guess- I'm supposed to magically think of someone who went missing, or some other convoluted crud, and just collapse into putty? Yeah. Not happening.

🤡Anatolia: It's funny really,

🤦🏽‍♀️BP and 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, yeah.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Really funny.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So freakin' hilarious I forgot to laugh…

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: No, seriously. I'm dying.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You think you're so terribly funny and that you have a great sense of humour, but you wouldn't know a real joke if it kicked you in the butt. Your jokes suck.

🤡Anatolia: how you think by not saying your last name you can hide your identity from others.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: What, you mean my tin-foil hat wasn't doing the trick? Darn it.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So just which Jessica Smith are you after? You can't necessarily find the right person even by knowing a first and last name, troll.

🤡Anatolia: I have made it one of my goals in life to find you and kill you slowly and painfully.


🤦🏽‍♀️BP: I thought you were only going to kill me if I insulted you? Tch. Typical cruddypasta.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You already spewed out that crap somewhere in the above. It's not funny or cute, and sure as heck doesn't make you look smart. isn't there something in FF net's terms against issuing death threats? Apparently not. I checked. Anyway, your disgusting attitude is why you have burned all your bridges without a hope of reversing the damage. You will never be welcome on any site I administrate and I will always detest you. You are a sadist. You could offer me the moon and I'd still throw it right back in your face.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *emphatic nod* So take a hint and take a hike.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Just in case you're still not getting it, Anatrollia, you're not welcome on any internet forum/network I run and you never will be. The best you can hope for is to end up in the hall of losers/idiots/trolls.

🤡Anatolia: P.S I am not a Freddy Krueger fangirl,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, you sure as freaking heck are. Deleting your Twitter Tweets doesn't erase the facts. "Anatolia Krueger" shirt, yep, you're a Freddy Krueger Mary Sue fangirl. You're not only pathetic, you are disgusting.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *twitch* Ugh. 'Anatolia Krueger'? Yeah, we totally want THAT hanging around us on the net.

🤡Anatolia: I am just a fan of the Elm Street saga

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nope, you're a fangirl, and a cruddypasta-addict, and a sadist, who loves being that. You're revolting and you will never belong on Manglers. And Elmstreet is not a "saga" it's just a series.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Funny how people think tacking 'saga' on the end of a series will make it all dramatic and deep...*cough cough* Twilight! *cough cough*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding. *Rolling eyes*

🤡Anatolia: Kevin chain message smash I love smashing chain letters like Miss Capri does so I smashed the "scary" text message about Kevin!

Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Mar 29, 2012

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* THAT - is where the insult comes in! What would give you the idea that I would ever want the likes of you emulating me in anything? Knowing it's you, your so-called "smash" utterly stinks because it's not sincere. It is only a sad attempt at emulation or worse, parodying of me, and while you are a proud sadist who loves trolling and pranking, and creepypastas such as Laughing Jack.

Top that off with your love for such repulsive movie characters as Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, etc. You will never be a real mangler. It's one thing to be a horror movie buff, my school mates were. But they liked the thrill. You give off a completely different, much darker impression. Especially when you write this kind of bilge.

You will never be thought of by me as a friend. at best, you have cemented yourself in my mind as a creepy trollish little brat, a perfect living parody of the sad little girl who wants attention too much. Don't give me some line about how you have supposedly changed and how you're not a fangirl to some sicko characters. That's bull. You are. You are an admitted sadist. You stink. You suck, out loud. I want nothing to do with you online, and would be embarrassed to even be seen with you in public in real life. You're a pathetic and sick little spazz. Deal with it.

Oh, and you have actually managed to get me to dislike clowns. At least, the illegitimate type such as the Killer Clown Statue, and Mr. Widemouth, Laughing Jack, and yourself. You have awakened an interest in internet clown-bashing as a sort of hobby. Well done! Congrats!

Creepy Clown Mythos Meme

Killer Clown Statue Busted In Crushing Defeat

Laughing Jack Beaten At His Own Games

Guardian Stalker Angel

The Night Laughing Jack Stopped Laughing


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