Anatolia's Survey/Poll Meme



This poll by Anatolia was spammed twice to Yahoo Answers. once is a post. More than once, the question becomes a spam. Some of the answers on one of the links were disgusting in my opinion, but I liked the "Shoot you" one in response to the last question. Lol.

The prankster/trouble-maker has a history of crap&delete, crap&delete, so don't be surprised if the above links no longer work.

But the internet doesn't forget, and when someone gets a copy of something, even after you've deleted it, well, too bad for you.

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🤡Chain: Poll: What would you do if...?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You don't wanna find out.

🤡Chain: 1. If I jumped out of your fridge.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eat you.

🤡Chain: 2. If I jumped out of your shower.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Tell you you still stunk and shove you right back in.

🤡Chain: 3. If Carmen Winstead crawled out of your drain.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1. My drain is too small for anybody to crawl out of.

2. Carmen Winstead and Chain-Letter Sarah do not exist.

3. If they did, they would be too big to crawl in or out of a sink, shower or tub drain.

4. Anything that might crawl out of a drain is considered vermin, and treated accordingly.

🤡Chain: 4. If you caught me masturbating on your toilet.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eww, gross. I'd make you clean it, perv… But I don't walk in on people unless they're too forgetful or stupid to lock the bathroom door and I'm not aware they're in there.

🤡Chain: 5. If you caught me crawling on your walls.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'd swat you… Splat. There goes another fly.

🤡Chain: 6. If you saw spiderman using your toilet.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'd get some kind of help for my delusions - Spiderman doesn't exist. And if he did, he'd be smart enough not to go to the can without locking the dang door.

🤡Chain: 7. If your little brother suddenly started burping non-stop.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Don't have a little brother. Anybody burping nonstop would probably get clouted and told to get some manners.

🤡Chain: 8. If an ugly girl/boy asked you if your free tonight.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't care what people look like and I don't date…

🤡Chain: 9. If an old woman on the street pushed you.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Push her back and tell her to back off.

🤡Chain: 10. If you caught me on the computer on your Yahoo! account.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Give you a good poke in the back with a scissor, or a good old drenching with ice water. Then I'd take my computer away from you and change my password and repair any damage you would've tried doing to my reputation online. Yeah, I don't trust you, punk.


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