Fan-brats And Chain Letters!

Two kinds of stupidity! They go together so well! Especially when otakus try to smash chain letters and their fellow otaku and fail miserably at it!

This chain was posted on:



and elsewhere.

Two fan-brats tried to mangle it, one a brotaku, the other a beliectioner…

The result was an embarrassment and a pile of fail that needed a mangling.

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🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah I'll just bet. *Rolling eyes*

👧k.bieber.styles: Hey hey hey, Gimme a chance to smash...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Don't kid yourself. Neither of you could smash your way out of a paper bag.

A real mangle of this meme, not attempted by fan-brats can be found here.

😡Chain: OTAKU

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: This isn't going to go well.

👧k.bieber.styles: Is it Japenese dessert? Sounds good. Three Otaku's for me.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* So funny I forgot to laugh. No, it's not a "Japenese" dessert, or any kind of Japanese edible.

😡Chain: You say English, we say Japanese

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I actually prefer English over Japanese. Even though Jap sounds prettier, English is easier to write! XD

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But you still used "baka" and "ne?" And oh yeah, "-chan"

👧k.bieber.styles: Anata wa bakadesu. Demo, watashi wa Nihon to iu. Hahaha!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Oh, for the ruddy love - ! - Shut up! Besides all that showing off, you just put two elements of stupid into one sentence, "bakadesu" Oh good gosh! One is otakuism and the other is otakuism+4chanism. NOT COOL!

😡Chain: You say cartoon, we say anime

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: FACT: Cartoons and anime are the same thing. Really!

👧k.bieber.styles: Anime is only a type of cartoon. Idiot! I mean hakuchi!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Now that we have that all straight, cut it out with the Japanenglish and can we move on?

😡Chain: You say goodnight, we say oyasumi

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Same as above. It means the same thing.

👧k.bieber.styles: You work exactly like google translate except you smell of fish! Uh...I mean sushi!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You shut up, you're not anything close to funny.

😡Chain: You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Clarification:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, brother!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Nyan Cat isn't a car.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Nyan Cat is American,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hold up. Nyan is not a car, it is American, what's one got to do with the other? You just made it sound as if cars can't be american. Way to go! Oh, right, you're terribly hung up on what is Japanese and what isn't. *Tsks*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: while the song that goes with it, "nyanyanyanya" is Japanese. Fact.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Both image and song are called Nyan Cat as well, so please, stop splitting stupid hairs. Very suckish horribly annoying chain letter anyway, whether it's called Nyan Cat or nyanya - I'm not repeating that whole stupid obnoxious title of that awfully annoying meme song! *annoyed scornful look* Away with it! Down with it! Just - get - away!

👧k.bieber.styles: You say Nyan Cat, because you're so annoying, just like Nyan cat.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Include yourself in among the annoying.

😡Chain: You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Vocaloid isn't a band. It's a program. *rolls eyes*

👧k.bieber.styles: DON'T SPEAK OF JUSTIN LIKE THAT, YOU SUSHI SMELLING HAKUCHI!!! BTW Vocaloid is not a band.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* I say get a life. Neither a Justin Bieber fan or an otaku here.

😡Chain: You say swords, we say Bleach

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm not too famaliar with Bleach, but wouldn't be demons or something?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Aside from the uber dumb name of Bleach, it's just another big stinking soul-stealing/compartmentalizing crap story.

👧k.bieber.styles: And I say BOMB!!! *BANG* I blew you up! That means this chain can't continue! Yay! Oh wait...your ghost may continue this chain

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nice try, but you have to wait to go in for the kill at the end of the smash.

😡Chain: You say reality, we say anime

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Reality < Anime

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Disgusted scowl* No, you annoying insufferable drip, if you think reality means/is worth less than anime, you are off your chump! I knew there would come a day when you would have to get the boot, I just wish it hadn't taken me so long! You're a perfect example of why otakus can't be good meme-manglers.

👧k.bieber.styles: See I was right! Your ghost is continuing the chain.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: no, you're just lame.

😡Chain: You say stupid, we say baka

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Again, it means the same thing.

👧k.bieber.styles: And I have all the right to say stupid...to you!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And I, to all three of you, otakus chain-originator and Nariko Rainbow, and Belieber Directioner Mary Sue fan-brat K.bieber.styles. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Add an extra stupid at myself for putting up with your fangirl and 4chan trash far too long! If I had looked up 'weeaboo' a lot earlier, I could have saw to this problem much sooner and spared the Manglers site months of underwhelming bandwidth-clogging vapid crap.

😡Chain: You say comics, we say manga

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I think manga is boring. And again, it's the SAME THING.

👧k.bieber.styles: Manga & Comics are the same thing.

😡Chain: You say countries, we say Hetalia

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: *facepalm* no anime thing can be complete without freakin' HETALIA!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's as annoying as you.

👧k.bieber.styles: Ooh and you should get a job as a Japanese teacher.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh! If that's the best you can do…

😡Chain: You say hello, we say konnichiwa

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: It's the same thing.

👧k.bieber.styles: I say namaste. So please shut up.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'd rather not greet any of you in any manner.

😡Chain: You say boy, we say shounen

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Not only is it the same thing, but "shounen" is also an anime and manga demographic. DBZ, Naruto, Death Note, etc...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No duh!

👧k.bieber.styles: My school needs a Japanese teacher, will you fill up for the job

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh for the love! *Rolling eyes* Just - shut up! Please, shut up!

😡Chain: You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Learning it from class is much better. Otherwise, all you learn is "gomen ne," (I'm sorry) "kawaii," (super cute) "desu," (it is) "ohiayo", (good evening) "koi," (love) "daisuki" (I love you), etc...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* Oh, for gosh sakes! You just can't resist showing off and trying and continuing to fail to impress people with all the pretty little Japanese words you've picked up from your zillions of favourite anime shows. Put a sock in it, because you're acting like any other obnoxious otaku!

👧k.bieber.styles: I don't learn Japanese at all.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Just enough of it to be annoying.

😡Chain: You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I highly doubt that. Nobody should cry over a fake character.

👧k.bieber.styles: I don't cry at all. I'm not sensitive & mushy.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Unless it's about Justin Bieber. *Rolling eyes*

😡Chain: You feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Not really... O.o

👧k.bieber.styles: You must know what I feel...I feel annoyed at your letter.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Yawn* I'm annoyed at all of you.

😡Chain: You crush on pop stars,

👧k.bieber.styles: Yes, and if we're pretty enough, we can catch their attention at their concert. And you can't catch an anime's attention because they're fake.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* You just flamed your own idol, but besides that, you sounded exactly like one of those girly girl chain letters that's always going on about wanting to be pretty. *Facepalm!* That is so NOT a smash!

😡Chain: we crush on anime characters

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Something they have in common: You're never going to marry him/her, and they're technically just pictures on a wall.

Well, not exactly. Sure, there are pictures on the wall of real people, but unlike anime characters, the real people are, well, real.

😡Chain: You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

👧k.bieber.styles: You finally got something right.:)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, that smilie! So not a smash!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Nope. You're annoying and should stay off the internet.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hooh, boy. *Rolling eyes*

😡Chain: You say ocean, we say One Piece

👧k.bieber.styles: One Piece, LOL

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: You mean pirates? I thought it was about pirates.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If it is, then at least calling it "Ocean" would make sense. But "one Piece?" *Rolling eyes* Another anime with a totally illogical name.

😡Chain: You say family, we say Fairy Tail

👧k.bieber.styles: It's tale.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: A more accurate comparsion should Clannad (In Irish, "clannad" means "family". And guess what the show's about...)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* There you go again.

😡Chain: You say ninja, we say Naruto

👧k.bieber.styles: Ninja's are so out-dated.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Naruto's retarded, no offense.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Worried about offending the Naruto otaku… *Rolling eyes*

😡Chain: You say detective, we say Case Closed

👧k.bieber.styles: You say Case Closed because your detectives close the case because your detectives can't solve the case.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Yeah, that's at least accurate. :T (is noticing how all the listed anime is mainstream and is shounen.)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowling at elitist otaku* And there's something wrong with it? Mainstream or non-mainstream, it doesn't freaking matter!

😡Chain: You say theif, we say Kaitou Kiddo

👧k.bieber.styles: Cheesy name for a thief!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Is that any cheesier than calling yourself a Belieber, a Directioner,, otaku, brony or pegasister or "Team Edward/Jacob" etc.?

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I had to look this one up to know what it is. That's how old this anime is seriously!~

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Good grief, who cares!? It doesn't get less anime, or less Japanese by getting older, chick!

😡Chain: You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Behold, another Hetalia reference.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's a very stupid anime, among a ton of other stupid anime.

👧k.bieber.styles: *facepalm*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh wow, even the belieber-Directioner Mary Sue fan-brat is getting sick of this.

😡Chain: You think we're fanboys and fangirls, but we're all otakus

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Ha-ha! You're nothing close!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes they are, they, like you, throw enough Japanenglish kruft around, thinking they're cool and cute.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: "I watch all anime, all six of them!" Yeah, right.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, puh-leeze! You carry on as if being an obsessed nutcase over anime is something to be proud of. It isn't.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Let me list all of the anime that came out in the past month or two:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Don't bother! Us normal people don't care, we have lives.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Please, if you love anime so much, watch more. Obesess over more than just 3 anime, and leave the shounen fandoms alone.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If I wasn't so concerned about trying to be all tolerant and nice to you, and give you a fair chance ant all that, this comment would've warranted you getting kicked off Manglers right there and then!

No, needlessly obsessing over anything is not a good thing, and you had gotten so bad with that it was getting way too much! Not only annoying, but an embarrassment. A really bad reflection on Manglers. There is Otaku Lounge and countless otaku forums out there, and of course, 4chan. Manglers is not any of those.

👧k.bieber.styles: You're all Japanese desserts?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: There you go again. Attempt at being funny: fail. Attempt at being original: fail. Please, just stop.

😡Chain: SHARE if you're an otaku and are proud of it <3

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm not really an otaku, but I'm STILL not going share this.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, you are. You even admitted it on a post, and then you proceeded to prove it again and again with your constant anime references, yor angry rants defending fandoms, your use of '-chan' 'ne' and even a 'baka' spewing forth from you in your sorry attempts at mangles.

👧k.bieber.styles: I'm a human, not a Japanese dessert.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, enough with the freaking dessert already!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: @Bieber-fan: Great smash!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* It sucks as much as yours. 'Japanese dessert'? Really? The 'baka desu'ing? The fish references? Urgh!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: BTW, the "otaku" means "nerd", or "hey you" and is very offensive in Japan.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And yet you not only are one, you actually call yourself one and use a stupid 4chanism to label your fellow otaku as more idiotic.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Now you know!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Actually, 'nerd' is incorrect. 'otaku' means absolutely bat crap crazy.Yep, definitely offensive to the Japanese from what I hear. I wonder if real Japanese think American Anime fans are completely out of control and out of touch. I mean, to them, a bunch of people calling themselves otaku and wanting to marry and/or just snog/shag cartoon characters, would be about as dumb as some people from another country trying to remake themselves as North American, drooling over Elmer Fudd, and giving themselves the title of "The stupid!"

Okay, I'm so done with you and out of here.

*Turns and walks swiftly away without a backward glance*


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