Illumivato, Twitter Fan-brat Troll

In Late August and early September 2013, Illumivato, a pathetic attention-seeking troll harassed celebrities for attention on Twitter with pics from especially bad memes and threats of killing

Mentally 'ill' Illuminati - I mean, Illumivato made another tasteless hoax for attention out of an old meme found on the chain origination site, QuickMeme. The pic showed up in a Twitter meme in June 2013 with the tweet "My dog died"

So, pathetically desperate for attention, in a stunning display of boundless stupidity, this troll and whacked out obsessed fangirl all in one, threatened she would kill her dog if One Direction, the boy band didn't follow her on twitter! Oh, and she also tweeted Katy Perry that her dog had died and so she wanted her to follow out of sympathy. She also tweeted Hugo_Rdiogenes and Lady Gaga with what could possibly be the deepest idea of the millennium, "WHY DID SHE RETWEET YOU, YOUR UGLY."

Here's a list of all the celebs she tweeted with her garbage:

@katyperry @real_liam_payne @harry_styles @zaynmalik @niallofficial @mxhsxn @huntermoore @hugo_rdiogenes @ladygaga


Later, she couldn't take the heat for her stupidity and lashed back in a tantrum and confession all in one.

obviously she didn't kill the dog. Whether or not she even has/had a dog is questionable.

She wanted attention, now she's sorry she got it? Was she expecting a monument to be built in her honour or for the boys from One Direction to go flocking to her and tell her she was awesome and bow down and kiss her stinky feet? Was she expecting them to line up to give her marriage proposals? Or for them to tweet on their Twitter how she was the hottest, best, number one fan of theirs, better than all the other swooning fangirls, more beautiful etc? Did she expect anyone else on the net to see her dumb tweets and go "Oh, wow! We must totally care what this all important chick wants and do as she commands or else!" ? Did she think trolling would somehow make her a cool person?


She was wrong, so very wrong!

Let's mangle.

Edits for language.



Are people still going on about this flaring dog thing,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'd tell you to watch your mouth, but, you're too thick.

💩illumivato: I was trolling!!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And you expect to be let off the hook and treated with kid gloves for that? Forget it. You're a troll. You know you're a troll. You trolled, deliberately. You're a dumbarse attention-hog. You wanted attention, you got it, and you have no excuse to expect people to just back off and worry about your feelings. You dealt it, now you have to deal with the flak. Don't want this kind of attention? Common sense should've told you "Don't troll". Stupid!

💩illumivato: STOP

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! No way, I'm just getting started! You trolled. You asked for it, and I hope you get heat for this stupidity for a very long time, because that's what trolls deserve.

Let's mangle this garbage.


@katyperry please follow me my dog died yesterday :( someone strangled him :( pic.twitter.com/cieii9D3Xj

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* Katy Perry again!

But wow, you stupid troll, why the different angle with her? I suppose you thought you'd make better headway with One Direction if you made your stupid hoax sound more urgent? Well I'm pretty sure they've seen more of their share of "My dog died, please kiss me and make it all better!" from other swooning fangirls, but I'm also assuming they're smart enough and with enough backbone to give you what you deserve - no attention personally from them at all. They'd be setting a dangerous example if they gave into some coercive, imbalanced fanatic.

And you have sick fantasies about dogs getting strangled or having their necks broken. You might want to go for psychological therapy to try getting your head on straight.


RT if your icon is actually you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well that's dumb, why retweet a real icon of myself? I'm not interested in cluttering up Twitter with me icons.


@real_liam_payne @harry_styles @zaynmalik @niallofficial FOLLOW ME OR I'LL BREAK MY DOG'S NECK pic.twitter.com/wI33BCIYy4

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Egads you're one childish, attention-seeking twit.

How many times are you going to break that dog's neck?


OMG! I gained 100+ followers just by following @comedyposts try it now! ;O

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Unlike you, some of us aren't trying to get a bunch of useless Twitter followers. My ego just isn't that big or that needy. I'm not interested in how many people are following me, or anyone else. And I get very annoyed to the point of disgust with people who are. Grow the heck up! Oh, right, you can't. You're a troll.


@mxhsxn pic.twitter.com/h2c2QLkU9x

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What, don't tell me, the dog pic again?


@zaynmalik FOLLOW ME OR I'LL BLEND MY CAT pic.twitter.com/RbdfD15Lov

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why don't you just blend yourself instead? Well, if you're gonna be stupid, don't expect to be taken seriously. do you really think all those celebs would give an attention glutton with sadistic animal fantasies the time of day?


@huntermoore @zaynmalik if you dont follow me by friday i will kill my mom pic.twitter.com/xw8HLvDrXh

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Glower* I hope your parents find out about this! You hateful, disgusting brat! This tweet is the one deserving of the outrage, and you should be put away some place where you can't hurt anyone! This goes beyond free speech...



🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who … Cares … ?


OMG! I gained 100+ followers just by following @whennboys Try it now! ;O

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: See above… And I don't follow anyone that promises to get me more followers. That's chain letter scheming and those followers are likely spambots, which is the only kind of follower you deserve.


@zaynmalik @real_liam_payne if you dont follow me i will kill this little nigger i captured this morning. #1D pic.twitter.com/emcjMe7LcK

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So now we can add racist to the litany of bad character traits you have. *Scowl* Those celebs actually would be in their right to report you for stalking or at least harassment since you keep tweeting them with your trash.


I can't believe I killed my dog for a follow from Liam...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't believe it either, you are nothing but a lying, attention-seeking troll.


@real_liam_payne I LOVE YOU PLEASE FOLLOW ME MY DOG JUST DIED pic.twitter.com/TfvFBpW1VM 5

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: so, you killed your dog how many times now? and your whole story is "*Sniffle sniffle waaaaah! Please love me! My dog died! Because - I killed it!" Yeah, sure gives any sensible person incentive to follow you. NOT!


ONLY FAT PEOPLE? I think ONLY STUPID PEOPLE would judge someone on their size. If only that one would trend instead.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Twitter trends are all obnoxious. But how is it that you could actually manage to put that thought together? About stupid people? since you are among that number yourself.


@harry_styles follow me or ill blend this dog pic.twitter.com/VZZduvY7aM 🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You know, you are really getting boring…


When your parents think your neighbour is your best friend because you're the same age.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Let me guess, it makes you want to kill them…


Me and my dead dog pic.twitter.com/VGB9zMDLil

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hey idiot, everybody's tired of your dead dog thing. You might get some friends if you were actually interesting.


@hugo_rdiogenes @ladygaga WHY DID SHE RETWEET YOU, YOUR UGLY.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You're jealous. And you're a hypocrite. What was that you said in the above about only stupid people judging others for their appearance? And you are ugly, and I don't mean in appearance. Your attitude stinks.


#Imagine Justin's about to kiss you but you wanna sneeze so you try to supress it and you rupture a blood vesel in your neck/head and die <3

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why would I want to imagine anything so moronic? *Rolling eyes* Pathetic fangirls.


RT if you're a LOVATIC.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bleck. Definitely not, though it's 'lunatic' in your case, and I do not retweet anything that tells me to retweet. Those are chain letter tweets. But - you're an attention-seeking troll, so you'd be totally cool with that.



"Shutup, you fat-boobed-bitch."

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl*

💩illumivato: English Teacher:

"Don't use that kind of language!"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'd have him/her thrown out on their sorry arse if I was the teacher.

💩illumivato: Student:

"WHAT? It's alliteration!"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, it isn't. For alliteration, the description has to start with the same letter in the whole form, not just part of it. As in, if I called you a "stupid trolling twit" that is not alliteration because 'stupid' doesn't start on the same letter as the others. Duh. Alliteration or not, it's still nasty language and doesn't fly in a class setting.

Not that you'd actually get any of this, since your idea of humour is so incredibly low and un-funny. Try telling a REAL joke next time.


you know my name, not my password.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, actually, I don't know your name.

Over and out!


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