Leftists generally hate Christianity and anything to do with it. So naturally they pile all over Joel Osteen after a hurricane in 2017.
Before that, however, a hoax had been spread about Joel Osteen, and here's info and commentary on that.
Who else but an anti-Christian would make up a malicious hoax impersonating Joel Osteen, claiming to have turned his back on God and the Bible?
Some anti-Christian hoaxing internet troll going by the username of ChristianityNews on Youtube, and a fake impersonation of and misspelling of Joel Osteen as PastorJoelOsten on Twitter, and Blogspot, Made a faked-up Youtube video to go with their stink ing pile of lies claiming Pastor Joel Osteen had just renounced Christianity.
This loser even registered a fake domain joelostenministries.com for the purpose of pulling off this particularly disgusting anti-theist wet dream of an april Fool's hoax. That domain appears to have expired on them. Good!
READ FULL TEXT- and discussion and article on this site.
Info on the fake:
Registered through: GoDaddy.com, LLC (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: JOELOSTENMINISTRIES.COM
Created on: 01-Apr-13
Expires on: 01-Apr-14
Last Updated on: 01-Apr-13
BMG Enterprises LLC
Maple Ln #5
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53202
Mr. Osteen laughed it off though, really, what other position is safe for him to take?
I agree completely with this Mediaite article and applaud the writer for telling it like it is.
This article cites Joel Osteen and church and their position on this. though they would certainly have every right, they won't sue, if the coward behind this malicious prank is ever revealed, but they will request the lout behind this effort cease and desist.
The hoaxer did violate trademark and copyright rules, and doesn't deserve to get a pass, especially since they picked on an innocent real person in order to get a lulz-fix, and their fantasy is disgusting.
The Youtube video of this stupid hoax is still up at this link from KSIS Productions.
Their lousy chain letter is getting mangled!
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💩😈🤥Chain: JOEL OSTEEN RESIGNS, CITES ‘LACK OF FAITH’, LEAVES CHRISTIANITY
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You only wish. You just can't stand the idea that Christians exist, can you? It especially bugs you to the point of going insane that not only are there Christians in the world, but Christians with common sense and intelligence, not the fake Christians you have decided should represent all of Christianity. Mr. Osteen is a well-educated person with sense, and he's a Christian. But you just can't have that. So you made up a fantasy that he turned atheist, because in your closed mind, only atheists are smart and capable of real gentle, positive human feelings. all things you yourself lack, in my opinion.
💩😈🤥Chain: by joelosteennews
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. This anti-theist dreck is by some anonymous Christophobic coward.
💩😈🤥Chain: Houston, Texas – CNN.com – April 2, 2013 –
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which isn't the real CNN, but your fake site.
💩😈🤥Chain: In a shocking and surprising development,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wow. You just went from a more extreme description of "shocking" to the milder "surprising" in your attempt to make some kind of earth-shattering impact with this atheist's fairy-tale. You might as well write a story about a stormy winter day that was absolutely freezing and cold. Or maybe you'd rather write one about "global warming" where it was sweltering and warm. You're desperation to manipulate the public is showing, your writing sucks.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So it's not enough for you that it's just any church, you call it a "megachurch" because you just drool over the idea that some head of a large church just snapped, and in turn, might cause some mega chain reaction with other Christians jumping ship as well.
I'm pretty sure "mega church" isn't anywhere in the description of Osteen's church on his real web site, even if it is described that way on Wikipedia.
💩😈🤥Chain: pastor Joel Osteen has announced he is resigning from his post and leaving the Christian faith.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lies! Oh, but that idea just makes you swoon with ecstasy, doesn't it?
💩😈🤥Chain: In a statement released on his website (http://www.joelostenministries.com),
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That isn't his web site, that's your pathetic excuse of a web site trying to impersonate his. I wish you would get caught and sued for everything you have. Hoaxers like you get off way too easy. Bullies get off way too easy. Hoaxers and bullies somehow remain for the most part, anonymous while their victims' names are plastered all over the media. If people stopped kudo-ing hoaxers and coddling bullies, opting for naming and shaming them and making them face up to what they've done, there might be a few less scams and frauds, and not so many young people dying because of bullying.
💩😈🤥Chain: which appeared stripped down and bare,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, considering you were crazy busy setting up other fake sites, it's no wonder you had to cut a few corners. Just as well, you shouldn't have wasted time and bandwidth, not to mention the money on a fake domain for impersonation in the first place.
💩😈🤥Chain: he said
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing that you claim he said, nothing you just ache for him to say.
💩😈🤥Chain: he has
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT
💩😈🤥Chain: been questioning the faith for a long time.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Or a short time or any length of time. You just wish… Sicko.
💩😈🤥Chain: “I believe now that the Bible is a fallible, flawed, highly inconsistent history book
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, Mr/MS Anonymous Hoaxer, I'm sure you do. but that's your opinion, and your whole story is not only fallible, it's all out false and stupid.
💩😈🤥Chain: that has been altered hundreds of times.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So what? Weak case for your hatred of the Bible. For goodness sake, North American, UK and Aus/NZ law and law books to go with, have been altered hundreds of times for the simple reason that times change, and standards plus language and language interpretations change with the times. Why should the Bible or any history books, even the dictionary be any different?
💩😈🤥Chain: There is zero evidence the Bible is the holy word of God,”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You may believe that, but just because you don't think it's holy doesn't make it un-holy in the eyes of anyone else, nor should it.
💩😈🤥Chain: said Osteen.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT! Says you, the loser who started this anti-Christian hoax.
💩😈🤥Chain: The reaction across the Christian world ranged from shock to grief to anger.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. Going to his real web site and hearing him speak at his church, any Christians who regularly follow his activities wouldn't even have known about your stupid hoax until some real news outlets fell for it. In the mean time, you just dribbled and slobbered all over yourself while fantasizing out your sad images of Christians reacting in dismay… Creep.
💩😈🤥Chain: “I can’t believe it,” said Jolene McCormack, of Austin, Texas, “he’s the last person I would expect to defect to atheism.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The question is: this Jolene McCormack, is she some real person you discovered in some people-search and lied about, or is she a complete fabrication? I'm hoping it's the latter. You've done too much to a real person with your lies already.
💩😈🤥Chain: Some of his parishioners at his Lakewood, Texas area megachurch
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: there you go with this "megachurch" stuff again. It's a church. There are no parishioners unless it's a Catholic church…
💩😈🤥Chain: expressed anger.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: only in your sad little mind.
💩😈🤥Chain: “We’ve given him so much, and now he’s leaving us?” said Jim Burger, 65, a ten-year member of the church.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Another fictitious person in your head, well, you've just given me an idea what to call you, Ham burger… How fitting, since you might as well be worshiping the Hamgod. Yeah, you belong right down there with that lot of trolls. That little queen bee and her pack of suck-ups got their jollies picking on and fantasizing about the person they bullied and harassed, suffering too.
💩😈🤥Chain: “We won’t stand for it.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because it ain't happening, so you've got nothing to stand for against, especially if you're an imaginary person in a sick anti-theist's fantasy.
💩😈🤥Chain: In recent months, Osteen had demonstrated a willingness to deviate from Christian doctrine,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lies, and definitely no motivation to embrace your atheist doctrine…
💩😈🤥Chain: often peppering his sermons with “New Age” references
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You know what? sometimes new age references are mentioned in a sermon. It isn't to convert anyone to new age, but used to make some sort of point, and compare and contrast… I have no idea if Mr. Osteen does this, but sure as heck won't be taking your word on it, Ham Burger.
💩😈🤥Chain: and at one point calling himself “God”.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* That is about the most idiotic and hate-driven thing you've spewed up to this point. But it does tell something about atheism, doesn't it? A Christian never comes anywhere close to saying they are God. That is a serious no-no! But atheists sure act as if they think they are God, or should be God, or like they think they could do everything better than God. Remind you of someone, Ham Burger? Someone like - yourself, Ham Burger?
💩😈🤥Chain: The incident occurred
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nowhere but in your Christian-hating head.
💩😈🤥Chain: in February and created a local uproar.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah sure, and how long did you spend the next day talking into the enamel throne?
💩😈🤥Chain: Halfway through his morning Sunday service he dropped to his knees and began crying, and then announced, “I am God! I am just as much a God as our Lord is!”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Bull! But, when people project, you know… And much as you may want to be thought of as a god, Ham Burger, it will never happen from where I sit! I suppose Mr. Osteen's reaction is understandable, though he's far too easy on you. Your yearning to see him pronounce himself a god is so pathetic that what else can one do but laugh? *Rolling eyes*
I'll give you this, though, it sure speaks volumes about atheism.
💩😈🤥Chain: The 10,000 members in attendance appeared stunned.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh please. The only ten thousand anything is the number of brain cells exploding while you got off and wasted on this stupid fantasy.
And much as you would hate this, the number of members is more like 30 or 40 thousand, and has actually grown since your evil hoax. So, your plan backfired! Hah!
💩😈🤥Chain: Osteen later released an apology, and blamed the outburst on a lack of sleep due to his busy travel schedule.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bollox! People don't just turn into egomaniacs from lack of sleep, you dumbarse!
💩😈🤥Chain: With Osteen’s departure, the church is left with a gaping hole in its leadership.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lies! He hasn't departed. There is no gaping hole anywhere except in your stupid hoax.
💩😈🤥Chain: A press release
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which isn't a real press release, but a fake-up job by none other than you, Ham Burger.
💩😈🤥Chain: prepared by the church
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Of the Hamgod, not Lakewood Church…
💩😈🤥Chain: claimed Osteen is experiencing a “mental breakdown”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gosh, do you get your jollies fantasizing about teenagers killing themselves, and very old people losing their faculties too? Does it give you a rush of joy imagining or watching torture scenes too? Sicko… Creep. Oh, sure, if it's Christians being brutalized. Or getting demonized and blamed for it… You just can't stand the idea of a happy Christian, can you?
💩😈🤥Chain: and seemed to suggest they are unwilling to accept his resignation.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which hasn't happened. If you think you're in the right to choose not to accept god, because you don't believe he exists, then everyone has even more right not to accept your phoney resignation story, because it never happened… You may never be convinced of any proof of the former, but there is solid proof the latter is a fake.
💩😈🤥Chain: “We won’t put up with this,” a congregation leader said off the record.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: wow, how many voices have you got running wild inside your head anyway, Ham Burger?
💩😈🤥Chain: “This guy’s made millions off of us, we’re not going to let him just take our money.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody cares what your little imaginary friends say, Osteen has not run off with anyone's money, and that is that.
💩😈🤥Chain: We know his net worth is in upwards of $50 million.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, like I'm gonna believe you. But some things are clear. You think you should be the one with all the money, you want to be a god and to get tons of attention, and you want Christians in a state of abject misery… You suck.
💩😈🤥Chain: In the church parking lot on Sunday,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: where you most likely weren't…
💩😈🤥Chain: a crowd gathered to hold a prayer vigil. “We’ll pray for him.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: People likely prayed for him once it became clear you wanted him down on the ground…
💩😈🤥Chain: He’s come under the influence of the Devil,” said Margaret Samson, a twelve-year member of the church.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong again, Ham Burger, YOU are under the influence of the devil, and loving every second of it.
💩😈🤥Chain: “We will go on. But we need him. We can’t do this without him.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Malarkey. No church member said that, because there was no need.
Note that our main site, due to heavy traffic, is experiencing intermittent lapses in service. Please visit our Twitter account for the latest updates. You may read Pastor Joel’s full statement here.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Translation: "Give me more hits! make it go viral! The more people see my big lies the better, and maybe enough people will believe it and abandon Osteen for real!"
Forget it, chump.
💩😈🤥Chain: One of his multiple Twitter accounts
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: which are not really his, but those created by Hoaxer Ham Burger…
💩😈🤥Chain: has the latest updates
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: They're not "updates" they're rumours.
💩😈🤥Chain: -- he says his other accounts
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: don't exist.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT
💩😈🤥Chain: been shut down or siezed by the church: http://twitter.com/PastorJoelOsten
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hoax account. Not his. Notice the wrong spelling of Osteen's name?
💩😈🤥Chain: Christianity News Network has updated their site with new information:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, another hoax account has belched out more rumours.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: another fake account…
💩😈🤥Chain: His FULL statement is
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT
💩😈🤥Chain: provided below
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But is completely made up by Hoaxer Ham Burger, Christian-hating twit.
💩😈🤥Chain: as well as a link
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT
💩😈🤥Chain: to his official site:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But to a poor impersonation and violation of trademark and copyright.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: FAKE! Again, notice the wrong spelling?
💩😈🤥Chain: "A special message
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT
💩😈🤥Chain: from Pastor Joel"
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: From Hoaxhead Ham Burger.
💩😈🤥Chain: Friday, March 29, 2013
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: When Hoaxhead Ham burger got started creating his/her big pile of anti-christian trash.
💩😈🤥Chain: "Thank you for visiting.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're not welcome.
💩😈🤥Chain: As many of you may know, and may have heard in the news recently,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You are a louse with a hate toward Christianity, entirely too much time on your hands, and in need of some kind of real hobby and a life.
💩😈🤥Chain: many of my sermons
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: never occurred, don't exist, but if they did, they would belong in the freaking church of atheism.
💩😈🤥Chain: have deviated from traditional Christian doctrine.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, your ideas are traditional atheist doctrine. You are not Pastor Joel Osteen. Your name most likely isn't even Joel Osten either.
💩😈🤥Chain: I have been accused of altering the 'message' to fit my own doctrine and dogma.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: no, you're the only one making accusations against the real Joel Osteen by way of this hateful hoax. Your own dogma comes through loud and clear.
💩😈🤥Chain: Others have accused me of preaching 'feel good Christianity'.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong! The only thing you preach is feel-bad, Christians, and feel-superior, Atheism!
💩😈🤥Chain: I have also been accused of profiting greatly from my ministry, with my books and television deals.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You've been listening to your little imaginary friends a bit too much, pal. Seems to me you envy Osteen a lot.
💩😈🤥Chain: Many of their criticisms are legitimate.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If there really are people making such criticisms, of course you would rush to believe them… The last thing you want is a Christian who has any money, or one who is contented. You want Christians in a perpetual state of dismay, despair, and humiliation…
💩😈🤥Chain: What they don't know is that deep down in my heart, for a number of years now, I have been questioning the faith, Christianity and whether Jesus Christ is really my, or anyone's, 'savior'.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Osteen didn't spew this trash, Ham Burger, you did. I don't doubt you've been all out rejecting Jesus Christ as your saviour, and wishing other people would too. You've made your hatred quite clear…
💩😈🤥Chain: I believe now that the Bible is a fallible, flawed, highly inconsistent history book that has been altered hundreds of times.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And I believe you are a narrow-minded idiot who hasn't bothered to take into consideration that many other history books have come and gone, and changed with the times.
💩😈🤥Chain: There is zero evidence the Bible is the holy word of God.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There is 0 evidence the Bible is NOT the holy word of God… There is 0 evidence to support your atheist religion.
💩😈🤥Chain: In fact,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There are no facts in your stupid hoax.
💩😈🤥Chain: there is zero evidence "God" even exists.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There is 0 evidence God doesn't exist. So like it or lump it and shut up.
💩😈🤥Chain: I believe I am more like God than the God of the Bible,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm sure you do, Hoaxhead Ham Burger, anti-theist-extraordinaire, I'm sure you do… but I don't share your high opinion of yourself. You stink.
💩😈🤥Chain: a fictional character.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, the Hamgod and the many voices in your head are fictional characters… But that doesn't make you a god. It makes you a whacko.
💩😈🤥Chain: No God worth believing in is going to send you to Hell for not believing in him.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Clue, idiot, god doesn't send people to hell. But your mentor Chris Hitchens sure would in a heartbeat. That's the difference between Christians and you. We don't want people going to hell, and we don't want people choosing to go there either.
💩😈🤥Chain: Not even the worst sinner and scum of the Earth deserves eternal torment in Hell.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Says the hoax head who hates Christians so much that he/she wove a huge hoax out of some sick fantasies of Christians in varying states of unhappiness, all to do a particularly crappy impersonation of someone who never did Hoaxhead any wrong. all just to call attention to this coup de gras, the typical narrow-minded, anti-Christian rant. You must be one pathologically desperate and obsessed Christophobe to go to this length to foist your Christian-hating poison on innocent people who never did anything do you and have the right to believe as they wish and to be left alone to enjoy that freedom of religion…
I don't deal with hell. I'm no authority on it but I'm not quite convinced some people wouldn't actually like it considering how sadistic sick some people are. I don't wish heaven on evil people, nor do I wish hell on them. Who am I to even guess let alone judge where anyone goes in their afterlife? So stop confusing real Christians with the idiots who are always yelling fatalistic, alarmist, misguideed things. Just because they say God's name every couple words doesn't mean they really get it.
Ah, never mind, I'm sure that went way above your head.
💩😈🤥Chain: In fact,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not in fact, but in fake in your case…
💩😈🤥Chain: God is more likely to congratulate you upon entering Heaven for doubting, questioning and not believing the religionists and their flimsy facts, demands of blind faith and lack of hard evidence.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: "the religionists and their flimsy facts, demands of blind faith and lack of hard evidence" - You know something, you just described yourself to a tee. I'm sure God will congratulate anyone who doesn't let themselves get belittled and bullied into following the not-so-free thinking religion of atheism whose dogma says "Christians are stupid!"
💩😈🤥Chain: What we have to focus on now that I've left the faith
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You haven't just left the faith, you've been a hater for a long time. You have been well indoctrinated into anti-theism…
There is no "we". The only thing to focus on is the fact you created a malicious and childish Christian-hating hoax.
💩😈🤥Chain: are the immediate issues at hand that affect us in the real world.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A hoax head, concerned about the real world, that's a laugh. But I'll just bet you'll now start spouting leftist ideologies, environmentalism, socialism etc. and don't forget a heaping helping of big shows of "compassion" for this or that group - as long as they aren't Christian).
💩😈🤥Chain: The destruction of our environment
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! I knew that was coming!
So you're a green fundie as well.
💩😈🤥Chain: by multinational corporations,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, right, "corporations" bad bad bad bad, if you're a leftist. But, "unions" be praised! Hamgod bless all the unions! Oh, yes, the saintly unions!
💩😈🤥Chain: the poisoning of our food and water,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: More alarmist drivel straight from the leftist handbook of tricks on how to scare the public into doing what they're told…
The poisoning of minds is of great concern, but that concern is probably too late for you.
💩😈🤥Chain: the toxic fluoride they have been putting in our water for 50 years,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I thought you were all for that. Oh well, my error.
💩😈🤥Chain: the toxic
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: the toxic this, the toxic that, toxic toxic toxic, when will you just shut your toxic trap? Does this ramble never end? I'm getting tired.
💩😈🤥Chain: GMO foods
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: oh,like, omgzomgzomg, da big bad evil GMO thing again, exaggerated out the wazoo. I suppose you actually fell for the one about KFC's chickens not really being chickens, hook, line, and sinker.
💩😈🤥Chain: that the Monsanto corporation
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 'corporation corporation corporation corporation corporation corporation corporation' I get it, I get it. you HATE corporations as much as you hate Christians. You suck, on so many predictable levels, but especially in your desperation to ram your left-wing crap down everyone's throats so much that you picked on some Christian pastor who never did anything to you, just to pull off a hoax in order to preach this unwanted drivel to people - at least some of which are so damn sick of it already.
💩😈🤥Chain: is responsible for,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You let them worry about that, you're responsible for this stupid hoax and crappy propaganda.
💩😈🤥Chain: Obama's many destructive policies and his administration's attempt to dismantle the 2nd Amendment.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Let me guess, he's not left enough for you.
💩😈🤥Chain: These issues will be what I will begin to focus on,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So should we be on the look out for more hoaxes from you in the future? Who will you slam next? Or will you just start more whackadoo environmentalist chain letters?
💩😈🤥Chain: so long as the media does not completely shut me out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You deserve to be shut out, faker. No, you deserve to be found out and named!
💩😈🤥Chain: Today, I informed my closest colleagues of my decision to leave the church.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You might have, but Mr. Osteen did not.
💩😈🤥Chain: Our ministry will continue in a bare-bones fashion as we liquidate our assets and fulfill various financial obligations.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're lucky you're not being sued. You deserve to be.
💩😈🤥Chain: I want to thank my wife,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Funny, I somehow got it into my head that you might be a woman. Well, you might be, after all, the only thing known about you is that you are not Joel Osteen.
💩😈🤥Chain: our parishioners
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Didn't I mention before that Osteen's church is nondenominational? Cathlic churches have parishes.
💩😈🤥Chain: and our faithful followers,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because you all follow Gore…
💩😈🤥Chain: the City of Houston, Lakewood, the State of Texas
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm pretty sure they don't all follow the likes of you…
💩😈🤥Chain: and my close friends, Oprah Winfrey and Larry King,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I don't know what if any association they might have with Mr. Osteen, but I'm pretty sure you and Oprah and Larry would get along swimmingly…
💩😈🤥Chain: for all of our support over the years
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're dreaming again. Nobody knows who you are. sadly, there would be some people who would support you and your disgusting antics, but don't count me among that number.
💩😈🤥Chain: We're also having some trouble transferring ownership of some of our web sites,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Your bogus web sites, well, the best thing to happen is for them to get shut down.
💩😈🤥Chain: so as of now, I haven't been able to update everything on all of them.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, shucky darns, boo-hoo, I'm so sad about that. *Rolling eyes*
💩😈🤥Chain: I'm dealing with some church leaders who refuse to accept my resignation.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Since you never headed a church, and those particular leaders are all in your head, why should I care about the fights you have with your imaginary pals?
💩😈🤥Chain: They are refusing to change or alter any of our many web sites, and this is the only one I have control over."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Awww, poor, poor baby.
💩😈🤥Chain: WARNING: Inappropriate and disparaging comments toward Joel Osteen and/or this web site will be removed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Considering you've been disparaging Mr. Osteen and Christianity this whole time, and the rotten lot of your dreck and highly dishonest and desperate tactics being completely inappropriate, that's a laugh and a half!
💩😈🤥Chain: Music copyright -- "Two Steps from Hell-Heart of Courage"
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Argh! Don't even! Just - don't!
OVER - AND - OUT!