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The Justin Bieber File

Justin Bieber

He is a brat. And of course, he once had a pet monkey. *dismayed look* I'm so sick of celebs having pet monkeys, and then later on, getting on animal rights bandwagons that tell us the rest of us shouldn't have that sort of pet. I'm sick of every stupid instance of something with exotic pets going wrong being publicized while positive things only get attention if it can be used to further animal rights. There is one song of Bieber's I actually like, though.

This is a comprehensive compilation post that will deal with each subject in a hopefully more organized fashion than before.

All things Bieber-related will be put here. I will not have another fiasco like the one in 2013 with fangirls barging in and splatting attempted rant-backs of the same Bieber rumour in different threads all over the old site.

Let's begin.

Hoax: Justin Bieber Race-change

Justin Bieber did not change his race, legally or magically from white to black - excuse me - "African american" *Rolling eyes* he always has been and always will be Canadian…

The culprit behind this piece of stupidity is Creambmp.com, another fake news site similar to Daily Currant and Weekly World News and all the rest of those bandwidth-wastes.

This story is so outlandish that it's impossible to understand why anyone would be taken in by it. Bieber never did or said a single thing that poor excuse of a story claims.

Hoax: Murderer

No, Justin Bieber did not kill a seven-year-old.

Hoax: Making Nasty In Jail

No, Justin Bieber was not caught doing something suggestively nasty to himself in jail…

Hoax: Bi-sexual

No, Justin Bieber did not say he was bi-sexual. This fake news story came from one of those annoying spoof news sites, Huzlers.com. The same site that spread the hoax claiming Miley Cyrus got AIDS. No, it isn't AIDS, it was the flu.

Hoax: Bieber Speeding In Dubai

There was yet another Justin Bieber hoax that claimed he got in trouble for speeding in Dubai.

It originated at this link on Reddit (big surprise) but has since been removed. Reddit is aReddit+Hoaxes">notorious for hoax/chain letter activity.

The sketchy inquisitr.com article,😏"As hoaxes go, it was a good one. Really good. But it was just a hoax. ... has been revealed as a hoax that originated on social media site Reddit."

🧝‍♀️The re-write says:

😏"As news stories go, it’s a compelling one. But, according to E! Online, it’s a hoax. Previous reports that the Canadian heartthrob was wanted for questioning by law enforcement after eluding a police escort on route to his second concert at Dubai’s Sevens Stadium have reportedly been revealed as a hoax that originated on social media site Reddit.

Click to read full article.

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Hoax: Justin Bieber Did Not Counsel Traumatized Girl. Pic Stolen For Use In Tasteless Rumor

No, a girl did not get raped at or after a JB concert, neither did her mom die in a horrible car wreck, and everything said in this chain about Mr. Bieber is absolutely false too!

And the best source for debunking this pile of garbage would be the girl herself. she did not start that rumour. All she did was post a picture of herself and Bieber as any fan might do.

Some slime stole the picture and made up a sick stupid hoax about its owner and Bieber.

Hoax: Psy/Blake Griffin And Bieber Slug-out Fest At Nightclub/Starbucks

Those hoaxes claiming Psy punched Bieber out at a nightclub or Blake slugged Bieber at a Starbucks, are just that, BS hoaxes. It never happened. There were several rewordings of that rumour, and they were posted by former members who were fangirls. Any version of such a rumour is false. 'Nuff said. Besides, every rewording of that same rumour could've been put into one post with corresponding numbers to go with each mutation. These fans were just posting re-hashes of the same stupid Bieber/Psy rumour in separate threads. Bleck! This place isn't a fandom zone and I sure as heck don't want to give the impression that it is.

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True:

Justin and fans have gone out of control.

Justin Bieber actually likes that Chris Brown.

True: Justin Bieber's Jaw-dropping Guestbook Entry At The Anne Frank House Museum

Q: Did Justin Bieber leave a self-absorbed entry in the guestbook of the Anne Frank House Museum?

A: Yes, it's true, he did indeed.

I got this in my email and have a few little things to add.

I know, he was just a kid, and he is going to muck up.

But - wow.

Here is the web page.

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😧Glen tickle: Child musician and professional Twitter trending topic, Justin Bieber has upset the world after a recent visit to the Anne Frank House. There were no reports that Bieber or his entourage behaved inappropriately during their hour long visit to the museum, but when the Anne Frank House Facebook page publicly posted what Bieber wrote in the guestbook the Internet went nuts. So what caused all the outrage?

According to the museum’s Facebook page, Bieber wrote the following message, which I will break down into smaller pieces so we can all see exactly what went wrong here. Here’s how it starts:

👨‍🎤Justin Bieber: Truly inspiring to be able to come here.

😧Glen Tickle: Okay! Great start! It sounds humble, reverent, and despite being a sentence fragment, it’s surprisingly well written for a kid who’s biggest hit is just the word “Baby” repeated a bunch of times. Then he continued…

👨‍🎤Justin Bieber: Anne was a great girl.

😧Glen Tickle: Alright. That’s a bit of an oversimplification of the tragic life of a Holocaust victim, but again, most of us don’t expect too much out of the Biebs. If he stopped there, everyone probably would have gone about their business and never thought twice about it, but he didn’t stop there. Here’s his big closer:

👨‍🎤Justin Bieber: Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What the - just - WHAT - THE - FREAKIN - - - *Eyes wide in disbelief*

Hol-lee - crap! Can you say "egocentric"!? Wow wow wow! How gauche!

😧Glen Tickle: What? Gross! Justin Bieber’s final thought after spending an hour in the house where Anne Frank and her family spent years living in secret before being captured and murdered by Nazis was that he hopes she would have been a fan of his? That’s disgusting, self-serving, and an insanely egocentric way to view history.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The word 'gross' didn't come to mind for me, but yes, come to think of it, this was so incredibly egotistical beyond the blasted pale that it stinks. So in that case, 'gross' surely applies.

I'll add that if I was in his shoes, I wouldn't even want fans calling themselves by some tacky term such as 'belieber'. It's one thing to be a musician who just wishes to reach out to someone with your music, but this is unbelieberable!

😧Glen Tickle: I’m generally of the belief that celebrities fall under undue scrutiny, and I’m sure Bieber is going to get a lot of heat for this. Maybe he should. For my part, I’d just like to say this: Justin, stop looking at history through the lens of who would and would not have been a fan of yours. It makes you look like an egomaniac.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Exactly.

😧Glen tickle: It looks like the media is reacting more strongly than the museum itself, which even plugged Bieber’s upcoming Netherlands concert in the post about the event.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hmm, well, - *smh* I'm not touching that one.

(Facebook via The Globe and Mail, image via cukuskumir)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I tend to agree, celebrities do get it too rough with all the paparazzi and the rest of the media, and crazy fanatics who either go nuts for them or decide to hate for no good reason.

But celebrities also have a tendency to do stupid things to cause people to want to give them flak. And there are plenty of people who go overboard with that as well.

Bieber surely deserves to be taken down a few notches. But he doesn't deserve the stuff he's no doubt also getting from stupid people who have long ago decided to make hating him into their idea of a hobby.

Wow, what a way to louse up.

I'm more shocked than disappointed. If I was a fan of his, I would be feeling quite bitterly upset at him, and doing a good deal of face palming. If I was a hater, I would be laughing my head off. But I'm not a fangirl or a hater. Justin Bieber always was and probably always will be just another trendy pop idol. Today's male version of Britney Spears.

It would seem as if his fame has gone to his head, or else, he just isn't good with words. Obviously he would've liked to have some connection to her if he could go back in time or she could be moved forward to the present. But unfortunately, his delivery of this message came out very much wrongly. If, however, he really did mean it just the way it sounds, I wouldn't blame any people from going from Beliebers to nonbeliebers.

Justin Bieber will have to own this faux pas and try to live it down.

Plus all the other nutty things he has done since. It would seem he's well on the way to a breakdown. But he isn't the first or the last celeb to buckle under the pressure that comes with being a celebrity, especially a young one who became wildly famous practically over night.

I have too much respect for Anne Frank's memory to say much more.

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Meme-mangling

The Tragic Girl Rumor

🤥Meme: A The girl went to Justin's concert, and after..

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Afterword, nothing out of the ordinary happened until some disgusting snake stole a fan's picture and lied about it!

🤥Meme: She got raped.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Lies! No, she didn't! She posted a picture on a blog…

🤥Meme: She was crying in the street for 3 days.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull! That never happened! She was more likely smiling for three days from the thrill at meeting Bieber and being at one of his concerts.

🤥Meme: all she had was 10 dollars,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You have no idea how much money she had, or has!

🤥Meme: couldn't find her way home,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Baldardash! Being at a Bieber concert won't make you forget your way home…

🤥Meme: her parents thought she was in a hotel.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong!

🤥Meme: They went looking for her,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why, when they knew she was at the concert? Please. Cut the crap!

🤥Meme: the girl finally found a way home when her dad told her that her mom was killed in a car accident.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Liar! That never happened! And you're disgusting! It's not enough that you wish this girl was raped, but you also wished her mother dead, and you wove this sick fantasy into a stupid hoax! It's bad enough making up lies about fictional people, but when you treat real people this way, you are truly scum! I wouldn't be one bit surprised if that inhuman troll contingent 4chan was behind this hoax.

And you had said her parents were looking for her, so you can't have them both looking for her and have her mom die in a car accident at the same time.

🤥Meme: The story went out on Twitter

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And I'll bet you made dang sure of that! Well, not everything on Twitter is true, you know! Remember the DMReporter hacker hoax?

🤥Meme: & Justin met her and she told him the story

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong! They met at the concert and there was no story!

Even if by some extremely unlikely chance that some tiny part of this thing had been true, why on earth would she tell Justin about it?

I wouldn't just open up and tell someone my life story as soon as I met them, no matter how much of a fan I was of them - particularly not something traumatic. Seriously, get real!

🤥Meme: and they cried together.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull! I'll bet you just got all thrilled when you fantasized that part of your dumb hoax! *Spits*

🤥Meme: They also went to dinner together and Justin is paying for pyschological support.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull…Crap…Bull…Crap…Bull…Crap…Bull…Crap…!

And there's no such thing as pyschological. There is psychological support, but this girl doesn't require it.

🤥Meme: THIS is why I will never stop loving him.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: if that's your idea of love, you are one sick twist!

🤥Meme: I'm not a fan

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, you're not. You're an obsessed whacko!

🤥Meme: but he gained my support.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He doesn't have your support, he has your hate or at least unhealthy obsession, and the girl you stole the picture from probably ended up on the receiving end of your jealousy, which would explain why you'd steal her picture and make up such a horrible pack of lies!

🤥Meme: Like/REPOST if you respect JB. <3

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You don't show respect for someone by reposting lies about them, you crazy idiot!

As for me respecting him, well, not so much. I don't hate him, but he isn't one of my favourite people, and for good reason.

To start with, you fangirls pretty much turn me off who&whatever you're into.

In addition, Justin Bieber has been doing a lot of nutty things, things that aren't respectable. I'm not surprised. I figured with all this stupidity on the part of the masses of both beliebers and those who think it's uber cool to hate him just for the heck of it, he would eventually crack up.

One of the things he did that was really gauche was his guestbook entry at the Anne Frank House Museum.

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Stupid Bieber Death-wish Chain

🤥Meme: 99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not necessarily. 100% of his fans, sure. His family would be frantic. I'm not a fan, and I wouldn't want him doing that either.

There are silly little teenage trolls who just think it's cool to hate him for the sake of saying they hate him, it's a kind of shallow status thing for them, and they're probably jealous as well. They are pathetic, attention-seeking twinks. They wouldn't cry if he died. But they're not capable of caring about anything beyond their stupid little hate fantasies. If you're one of these, I utterly despise you!

So get over Justin Bieber already! By the time he reaches old age, so will you.

🤥Meme: If you are the 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowls* It means you're a very unpopular idiot and you deserve to be all alone.

🤥Meme: screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Shut your stupid popcorn hole or I will! You disgust me to no end!

🤥Meme: Copy and paste this in description

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rips 3d glasses off Bieber-hater and tosses them violently away, snatches bag of popcorn from hater, puts it aside, gives hater a cyber-punch strong enough to make him/her do a backflip into a ditch, kicks broken glasses down on them, walks away, munching from bag of popcorn*

Yeah, take that!

Fandoms annoy the heck out of me at the best of times and so do hatists. (I refuse to use that annoying ghetto-sounding term embraced by obsessed fans, 'hater'.) Hatists are people who think it's cool to hate something just because it makes them different. It isn't just being annoyed with Bieber fangirls. It's an irrational hatred of Justin Bieber, of which this stupid chain letter is a perfect example!

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🙃shouldazagged: I once knew a triple Nobel Prize winner, Pulitzer Prize novelist and world champion in nine martial arts disciplines. He failed to forward a chain letter.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He wouldn't have gotten anywhere near as accomplished if he had been fool or troll enough to forward a chain letter. Duh.

🙃shouldazagged: The next morning when he woke up he was Justin Bieber.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Stupid anti-chain! *Rolling eyes*

1. Justin Bieber was never that accomplished.

2. No chain letter can re-incarnate someone into someone else. They can only entice people to make themselves look stupid every time they choose to forward chain letters.

3. I hate anti-chains, including this one. It's just as droll as any other, again, making believe chain letters have some kind of super-dooper powers to do stuff to people who don't repost them. *Disgusted contemptuous glare* They are still chain letters that every dimwit thinks are freaking witty and hilarious. They are not. Any idiot can make up a dumb story about some terribly absurd consequences for not forwarding chain letters. - and, they do……….

4. I admit I was once a newbie who fell for the odd chain letter, and that includes anti-chains, before I knew any better. Now, I know better, and would like other people to learn better too. Stop with the anti-chains!

5. I'm sick of all the people who just think it's cool to hate Justin Bieber. Yes, he has done some seriously dumb things, but show me a celebrity who hasn't.

6. Bashing Justin Bieber in an anti-chain is two forms of stupidity rolled up in one.

george minze: george minze: Ouch!!! a fate worse than death......

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Shut it! The real problem isn't bieber, it's Bieber-mania, on the part of both the whack jobs known as Beliebers, and the Bieber-hatists. I would be very happy if Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, One direction etc. all of the ridiculously popular people crazes would just fade out already. No fandom stupidity. No more obnoxious headlines blasting the latest vapid rumours about the latest fad famous people/group of the month trying to grab attention and the most hits on those stories from readers. no more stupid bashing jokes, including anti-chains about these famous people. Just, stop!

george minze: O Canada...O' Canada take him back!!!!I promise I will love the RCMP, fishing, and Hockey....I Promise, honest Injun...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't care what you desperately fake-promise to love, the only reason Bieber is such a problem is because of his crazy nutsy stupid fandom cult AKA the Beliebers, and the media doing what they always do, never leaving him or any other celeb alone. If Belieberism had never happened, I'll bet Justin Bieber would not have turned into such a brat.

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If you're going to hate something or someone, you better have a dang good reason! "He's Justin Bieber" doesn't cut it!

Hating whacky obsessed fandoms such as the cults of Belieberism, Directionerism, otakuism, and bronyism, makes sense. Those people act out of control and repulsive and they take themselves and their idols way too seriously. And, they don't have to. They choose to be over-grown brats, so, actually deserve to get flak for their boundless childishness.

Hating mass murder and sadism, and the glorification of such, now that makes a heck of a lot more sense than hating some celebrity for nothing more than getting absurdly famous.

People are getting bullied and killed, and you stupid yutzes are hating Justin Bieber - who has done some really stupid and reckless things, but nothing personally to you or me. Shame on you. Now shut up and go away! You're as bad as the Beliebers!

Over and out!

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