Kik is a junky site full of chain letters. And they actually encourage this activity.
In early July, 2013, This chain circulated on Kik.
It's one of those lousy "Tell me how you feel about me and check off the right letter" memes that is designed to make recipients feel pressed into saying they like somebody.
That's KIK for you, though, the site is full of annoying viral nonsense.
Let's mangle this meme.
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🙃Chain: Fill in the blank.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Another stupid "Rate me" or "Do you like me" thing…
🙃Chain: I _ _ _ _ you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: am annoyed by
🙃Chain: A.hate D.like
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? I thought this was "fill in the blank" not multiple choice. My statement of being annoyed still stands. Anybody who'd make up such an egocentric chain letter is pathetic. What's really sad is when people think they can use these things to find out if some boy or girl likes them. Oh, the unthinking madness!
🙃Chain: B.love E.want
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So you regress from love to merely want, wow. None of those.
🙃Chain: C.miss F.lust
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww!
So let me try to figure this out. A means hate, B means love, C means miss, D means like, E means want, and F means
FAIL!
If somebody likes you, they'll let you know through their own actions, not by answering some obligation-packed chain letter demanding they talk about you.
If you want someone to like you, you aren't going to get them to by sending this junk to them or anyone else.
Why worry about it anyway? Who cares who likes who? It'll all sort itself out eventually and you'll survive either way.. One last word about liking - if you have a crush but they're having other g/bfs, they obviously don't like anyone and are either terribly confused or else extreme player jerks not worth your time.
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Would you believe this Kik chain letter rubbish was actually reposted to Facebook? *Rolling eyes*
This is probably the "What Caught Your Eye" that kik chain letter-loving person was talking about when trying to join the former site. Read their application botch plus others here.
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😼Chain: What caught my eye??
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing. You have never seen me.
😼Chain: [1] Your butt
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eurgh, go away!
😼Chain: [2] Your eyes.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So first you notice people's butts, then their eyes? *wince* You are one weird - I dunno what.
😼Chain: [3] Your lips. ^.^
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah! Beat it!
😼Chain: [4] Your hair.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually you didn't, though it's true people have noticed and complimented me on my hair. So at least that would be somewhat believable except for the fact you haven't seen me.
😼Chain: [5] Your body [;
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Back off, hormonal drip!
😼Chain: [6] Your personality.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Six. You put that way down at number six when it should be first on the dang list! Argh! And here's a hint, people who are this shallow are not going to see the best side of my personality!
😼Chain: [7] Your smile (:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which you will never see.
😼Chain: [8] Just you in general.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's all the way down at eight when it should've been second! Gah you troll, get out of here!
😼Chain: [9] Nothing
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Heh! I take back what I said, this should've been number one since it's accurate because you don't know me from a hole in the ground. If you were to know me, personality and me in general should be the first things on the list.
😼Chain: [10]I Dont Know
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding, you sure don't.
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🧛♂️Chain: YOUR MY:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Mangler.
🧛♂️Chain: [1]Best friend
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh, no.
🧛♂️Chain: [2]Friend.(:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: no.
🧛♂️Chain: [3]Boo!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And boo back at you.
🧛♂️Chain: [4]Crush
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Grimace* Eww! NO! Get away!
🧛♂️Chain: [5]Stranger
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding.
🧛♂️Chain: [6]baby
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ugh! No!
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😈Chain: WOULD I DATE YOU ?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! No!
😈Chain: [1] Hell yeah!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Step away! You're creepy!
😈Chain: [2] Already did
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: In your dreams! *Wince*
😈Chain: [3] Nah.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: To put it nicely.
😈Chain: [4] Maybe... ^.^
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT!
😈Chain: [5] If you asked me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That will never happen.
😈Chain: [6] I don't know
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Obviously you don't know much.
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🤤Chain: IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'd walk away. Quickly.
🤤Chain: [1]Kick you outttt!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Are you kidding? It's me who'd do the kicking out.
🤤Chain: [2]Screaaam
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, you'd probably be screaming if I kicked you out. I don't give memes a gentle send-off.
🤤Chain: [3]Cuddle
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww, no! Get away!
🤤Chain: [4]Smash! ;D
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* I had a sneaking suspicion you used that word in a totally different way than I would, so checked online to see if it has different meanings now all of a sudden. So, assuming you meant it the Urban Dictionary way, the answer is definitely not!
The word "mangle" hasn't been corrupted to that as far as I know, and still means what it should. So, you'd get kicked out and possibly mangled in the process, which would make you scream. No "smashing" your way here.
🤤Chain: [5]Chill
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: With you? No thanks.
🤤Chain: [6]Go back To Sleep
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eh? You'd walk up to me while I was sleeping? Eww. Ed Cullen much?
🤤Chain: [7] Make you Breakfast
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Urgh, no thanks. I'll get my own. I don't trust food coming from meme originators, and definitely would not make you any breakfast.
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🧟♂️Chain: YOU SHOULD:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I should mangle this meme and you should back off.
🧟♂️Chain: [1] Hit My phone !
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why would I do a thing like that?
🧟♂️Chain: [2] Be Mine
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Grimace* No! I'm not anybody's. You got that?
🧟♂️Chain: [3] Give Me Your Number(:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Forget it!
🧟♂️Chain: [4] Stop being a stranger
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Keep dreaming, because that's not going to happen.
🧟♂️Chain: Send to 10 people or have bad luck for 7 years;)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull… You don't have that kind of power, and I'm not so gullible as to believe you.
now scram!
Over and out!
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