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The Email Maddox Deserves

Maddox called it "hate mail"

I call it email he deserved

Here they are, the best emails anyone has sent him.

They are few, because many more were sent, and were accurate in describing him as a cowardly idiotic whiner, but they also contained vulgarity or stupid boasting about degrees and cars and other stuff that just don't matter.

A few were actual hate mail. what emails shown here in this post are not, except for the responses from Maddox himself, which were just trolling, and lying his fool head off.

The first one was in response to his incredibly offensive trolling article about Elizabeth Smart.

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Date: Sun, 2 Nov 2003 21:50:03 EST

From: 🙍 #######@aol.com

To: 👿 maddox@xmission.com

Subject: 🙍about Elizabeth

🙍I think that is the most ridiculous and in-sensitive thing that I have ever read. You have no idea exactly what that girl went through, nor do you know what you would do in an extreme situation like that. You should be ashamed of yourself for writing such idiotic things. That girl did not ask to be kidnapped just as no other child or adult asks to be kidnapped or murdered or raped. So why don't you shut up and respect what these people have gone through?

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🧝‍♀️Maddox's reply, which he must've taken great pains to really think through, consisted of one word.

👿No.

🧝‍♀️Maddox caught in a lie.

Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 01:58:05 -0600 (MDT)

👿 Maddox:From: maddox maddox@xmission.com

To: 🙍 Janine L. ######

Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man

👿Maddox:I was abused as a child and the way I cope is by expressing myself through my writing. Please be more understanding :(

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🧝‍♀️It suckered the person who had emailed him previously though, who wrote back with:

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 16:50:33 -0700

From: 🙍 Janine L. ######

To: 👿 maddox@xmission.com

Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man

🙍I'm sorry to hear about that maddox. I agree that writing helps express anger, but I don't think you should go and take it out on other people, more over encourage other people to abuse their kids. Your writing is funny and all, but I didn't expect that the issues you write about is personal. Sorry to hear about it. Anyways, this is just personal opinion. Take care.

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🧝‍♀️Maddox wrote her back. Did you people really think he was being sincere about this whole "I was abused as a child!" routine. Think again. To anyone who bought into that, you've been had.

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 22:36:32 -0600 (MDT)

From: 👿Maddox: maddox maddox@xmission.com

To: 🙍 Janine L. ######

Subject: Re: Lonely Bitter Man

👿Maddox:Just kidding. Tool.

Receiving thousands of emails from slow-witted boorish morons can be amusing sometimes.

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🧝‍♀️There you have it.

Maddox wrote an article about Buzzfeed, too, which would have merit if it had been written by a decent person, but Chauvinist and food-cop troll Maddox with his gross mind and mouth and who has inexplicably managed to get some of his rubbish published, has no business disliking either Buzzfeed nor chain letters since he is clearly too thick to hold those opinions and be taken seriously. He's absolutely cool with abusing women and children if you take what he says at face value, even though he hides behind a mask of satire. He's just your garden variety of vulgar troll who has managed to get a book deal. Don't ask me how he pulled that off when other trolls writing similar content haven't made the big time. Maybe it's because he's picked on a wide variety of people and things in his classless, substandard rants, and he has an ego the size of Russia. So his anti-Buzzfeed article is disqualified from being featured in this one.

In my opinion, Maddox deserves whatever brutally honest yet sensible flak he gets. What a troll.

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