The "Me On Ellen"/"OMG Ellen you didn't" meme is something that started on Twitter, and has those phrases plus Ellen's "I hear " (insert anything else has been happening) usually turning up in each mutation.
It's people imagining themselves and whoever else they like on the Ellen show, with typically random stupid crap happening, the kind of chaotic stuff in an otaku's or some other fangirl/boy's dream. In these weird chain letters, Ellen gets all kinds of super powers and does whatever the guest in question mentions, as if she's some sort of demented fairy godmother.
This article is full of Ellen-adoration and examples of the stupidity that is the "Me On Ellen" meme.
This article is full of even more examples of the insanely mutating "Me On Ellen" Twitter meme.
Bleckh!
Time this and all other Ellen memes get mangled!
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๐Iisi (@cavedevice) February 27, 2017
*on Ellen*
ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die
Ocean Elf: That's morbid.
ME: haha yeah, i do
Ocean Elf: A morbid admission.
*Death comes out, creeps up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt
Ocean Elf: Of course not. *The elf approaches "Death" and tears its mask off to reveal one of the Ellen Show staff* See? *The meme implodes.*
๐Thot Yorke (@refreshingslurp) March 4, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so i heard you love guillotining the rich
me: ya
(the studio is filled with the terrified screams of investment bankers)
Ocean Elf: (The elf scoffs) You do realize that Ellen is among the rich, right?
me: omg ellen you didnโt
*Ellen walks on stage*
Ocean Elf: Wow this is stupid. *guillotines the meme*
๐Lex :) (@hithereimlex) March 3, 2019
me on ellen
Ellen: so i heard youโre a big fan of Ellen
Me: yeah youโre amazing
Ocean Elf: (Cough, cough)
Me: what the fuck is happening
Ocean Elf: Nothing. *Vaporizes the scene and the meme is turned to exactly that - nothing.*
๐em (@catraIovesgirIs) March 1, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so you werenโt vaccinated as a child?
Ocean Elf: (Rolls eyes)
me: yeah
(doctor walks out with vaccines)
Ocean Elf: (Rolls eyes at robotic looking doctor who was apparently summoned to do whatever Ellen wants) Oh please. The answer to that question was yes, which means this person was vaccinated as a child. That doesn't mean they don't require it again, but really, this meme is sick.
me: omg ellen u didnโt
Ocean Elf: (The elf heaves an annoyed sigh and dismisses the doctor from the job and gently escorts her off the stage. The doctor looks relieved, and both Ellen and the "patient" look supremely perturbed. The meme deflates with a poke of a cyringe.)
๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ (@unwhcretunately) March 4, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so i heard you want to die
me: ya
Ocean Elf: Apparently you chose death by annoyance.
ellen: *cocks gun*
me: omg ellen you didnโt
Ocean Elf: (Rolls eyes) Because everybody says the same things in this meme. (Walks up to Ellen and forcefully flips the chair she's sitting in so it falls backward, making Ellen lose the gun, then blows the meme away.)
๐nev (@rcven) March 1, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so i hear youโre a big fan of lightning mcqueen
Ocean Elf: "So I hear" this, "So I hear" that" Oh, shut up!
me: yeah!
(lightning mcqueen drives out)
Ocean Elf: Oh, brother.
me: oh my god ellen you didnโt
Ocean Elf: (Elf sighs.)
(The car stalls. This meme is out of gas and gets no restart.)
๐v cold (@vwegs) March 4, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so i heard you love space
Ocean Elf:Oh, I can just see where this is going. Ellen is going to blast someone into space. (Elf rolls her eyes)
me: ya
(studio roof flies off revealing the vast blackness of the cosmos, everyone dies instantly)
me: omg ellen you didnโt
Ocean Elf: Wait, you're supposed to be dead. Good thing you can't cancel yourself out with memes. This one also dies in a spectacular display of space-brained stupidity.
๐alexa (@healyhoodie) March 4, 2019
[me on ellen]
ellen: so i went through ur twitter
Ocean Elf: She now speaks in leet?
me:
ellen:
me:
ellen:
Ocean Elf: (Elf smirks at the two staring at each other without saying anything and wonders which of them will be the first to come out of the brainfreeze caused by the meme.
(hoodie allen walks out with a fake id and a checklist)
me: omg ellen u didnโt
Ocean Elf: Oh for crying out loud. Let's have that fake id, hand it over. (Elf takes it, rubs it out, and with it goes the meme.)
๐melina ยจฬฎ (@melmadara) March 3, 2019
[on the ellen show]
ellen: so i hear you love iced coffee
me: yeah i do
ellen: *iced coffee pouring out of her mouth and eyes*
me: omg ellen you didnโt
Ocean Elf: (Elf grabs the biggest empty container she sees, quickly makes sure it's clean, then approaches Ellen with it. She holds it in front of her so the coffee goes into the container instead of all over creation. Staff come in at Elf's request for help, and they mop up the spill. Elf offers them some ice coffee, but when Ellen tells them where it came from, they cringe and refuse. So Elf drinks right from the container instead, and Ellen and the memer look on in disbelief. So this mean gets mopped up.)
๐chel (@sparklesbucky) March 4, 2019
me: *on ellen*
ellen: so I heard you love the winter soldier
me: yeahhh
*the winter soldier theme starts playing*
me: omg ellen you didnโt
Ocean Elf: Oh really, anyone can make sure to have the music handy especially when they host a show.
I can even do that without being anywhere near a studio, thanks to the internet and Youtube. Winter Soldier Theme
me: *gets assassinated*
Ocean Elf: What the...? (Elf waves Bucky Barnes out and the meme goes under as well. ๐
๐โ Lina Claire โ (@UnifierLyone) March 4, 2019
*on ellen*
me on ellen
ellen: so i heard you love the great old ones
me: yeah
Ocean Elf: Oh for goodness sake. )Elf prepares to wave out the H. P. Lovecraft monsters as they appear.)
(the studio trembles as it is approached by forms we cannot comprehend)
me: o m g ellen you didnโt
Ocean Elf: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
There, the stinking beasts that wanted to be gods have been wiped out with the meme.
๐๐ฅ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ (@sevynseas) March 3, 2019
ellen: so I hear youโre a big fan of rami malek
me: yeah
Ocean Elf: Oh boy, now he's going to appear.
*rami malek falls through the roof*
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes*
me: omg ellen you didnโt
Ocean Elf: Oh, shut up.
rami: hi everyone :}
Ocean Elf: Rami, you okay?
This meme isn't though. (Scene vanishes.)
๐iji (@injeolmiji) March 3, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so, I hear you really want to go to one of your faves concerts
me: omg ellen, you didn't
ellen: you're right, I didn't because fuck u broke bitch.
Ocean Elf: (Elf scowls and gives them and their meme an ice cold wave) ๐
๐kiri ๐บ || krbk au (@kirishimami) March 2, 2019
me on ellen
ellen: so i heard you're a big fan of anime?
me: yeah
[audience gasps]
(Elf grimaces)
ellen: fucking weeb
Ocean Elf: Stupid troll. (Elf pushes fake Ellen off her chair again and leaves the scene to crumble in on itself before it disappears completely.)
Meme mangled!
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