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Otaku/4chan Youtube Desu Fight

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Geck! What a mess! *wince* I'll be putting my two cents in this one...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes. Bleck!

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Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow:Two girls get into a rediculous fight while saying Wapanese Stuff

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 'Wapanese' is a 4chanism. If I'd known this earlier, I would've put a stop to your "smashing" long ago.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Once upon a time, there was little known world called Youtube. On it, there were two girls named Hinari Sagashite and Kijiri Fujoshi. When they met each other on this music video, it started a huge, ridiclous fight with loads of smilies, glitter, and weeaboo language...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: There you go again with the 4chan crap. There's no such thing as 'weeaboos'. That is just the chan censor word for 'wapanese' when they got bored (They're always so desperately bored, which is one of the most common excuses for idiotics) of that overkilled term, so they made up 'weeaboo' to poke fun of otaku.

The really pathetic, indeed laughable thing is that otaku themselves started using the term to describe other otaku they wanted to flame as being more idiot than they themselves were, in effect, pwning themselves with the term that was meant for all whackers anime fandom, not just 50% or 35% of it.

Again, if I had thought to look this up sooner, this problem would've been seen to long before it was.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: (I took down the smiley faces because they were messing up my font and size and stuff and I really didn't like that.) But... you get the point.

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👽Annoynomous: Press (show comment) for an adventure!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Pff- like I'm gonna trust someone named 'Anonymous'. I'm not going on any adventures with you, pally.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Good grief, even the handle spells troll trouble. 'Annoynomous' *Rolling eyes*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm afraid. But, this won't hurt... right?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No guarantees.

🦊Hinari Sagashite: Omg she looks so kawaii in the video!!11

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ack! *grimace* It burns!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Aaaaaagh! *Grimace*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: OH MY *** WHYYY

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Cut the blaspheming! *Scowl*

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *emphatic nod* Exactly!

🐱Kijiri Fujoshi: Hinari-chaaaan~ I finally found you desu!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Gaaaaah! I'm going to be sick! When does it end?

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Oh, for the love-! We already have 'chan' and 'desu'...this is only going to get worse... *wince*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: *Head-desk*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't get why you're upset, you're one of them.

🦊Hinari: KIJIRI-CHAAANNN

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Shut up! *scowl* You're not impressing anyone!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Aaaaaaaurgh! *Facepalm, headdesk*

🦊Hinari: desu!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Cut the cursing! Yes, it is a 4-letter word, comes from both otaku and 4chan so is particularly vile.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: What makes all the desu-ing all the more moronic is that 'desu' pretty much means 'is' or 'to be'. Imagine just walking into a room and announcing yourself by screaming "IS!"- or ending all your sentences with 'to be'. Sheesh...I figured that out just by harnessing the power of the Google. Guess these otaku can't be bothered to actually look up the words they claim to perfectly understand.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: lol! When I looked that up a few years ago, (results must've improved since then,) I didn't get just one meaning, but the general idea that it's used as a kind of 'neener neener' thing. Wow that would be idiotic too. Just imagine some little kids trying to tease with a chant of "Is, is is is, is!" "To be to be tooooo beeeeee!"

stupid! 4chanism either way.

🦊Hinari: *Hugs relly kawaii like*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Vomits* Stop! Just - stop!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: 'relly'? You REALLY just said 'relly'? And in combination with kawaii, too. *wince* Ugh...I'm going to need my shotgun for this.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Personally, I think they watch way too much Hetalia for my taste.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, I wouldn't know. I don't care. This crud isn't just limited to otaku who watch Hetalia. Oh, gosh, I had to go back and correct that, had written 'Hatelia' Lol!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Heheheh! Well, if the boot fits, wear it! *grin*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Also, what's up with the weeaboo talk and the Japanese emotioncons?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* There you go with the freaking 'weeaboo' again. and you yourself are guilty of the emotes and honorifics, so…

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Enough! If we were a bunch of 4chan morons, 'weeaboo' would be entirely appropriate. But this ain't 4chan.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: What you're about to witness is the stupidest Japanese blunder ever.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, for the love! Someone like me isn't going to know the difference, or care, let alone be impressed with this typical otaku showing off - "Look at me, look at them, they made a huge Japanese blunder and I know because I'm the great authority on Japanese because I'm such an anime-fangirl!" *Rolling eyes*

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ooooh, gonna school us in Japan, eh? Given I figured out more about Japan just with a casual Google search than these morons did with all their *cough cough* expertise...well, I'm not too confident.

🐱Kijiri: *hugs back in a relly kawaii-like*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eckh! Drop the 'kawaii' crap! And your misspelling of 'really' oh, it burns! Make it stop!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: We get it. You guys are like totally super kawaii. *rolls eyes* Now shut it.

🦊Hinari: Kijiri-chan

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bleh! Cut it out!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Drop the honorifics! You don't need to use them every stinkin' time you mention someone's name! H'm! In your case, it'd be better if you never used them at all...

🦊Hinari: YOU ARE SUCH A KAWAII TSUNDERE

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Cough, cough* I'm dying! Stop killing me with this freaking 'kawaii' garbage! I don't get it, I don't want it, just, eewwwww, get away! GET - AWAYYYYY! *Agony-screech*

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *whince* Oh, give me a break...let's all just throw as many Japanese words in as we can! That way we'll look super intelligent and everyone will love us! *sarcasm: warp 50* How about not? *loads shotgun*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: What? The heck? A tsundere is someone who is really sensitive about love and says things like "stupid" and "moron" to the person she likes.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Really sensitive about love and yet goes around calling insults to people she likes, well, that makes a ton of sense. Anyway, who - friggin - cares? Who's going to even remember? Just more typical stupid otaku showing off from you.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *sigh* Oh dear. Look, if people want to know what a tsundere is, they'll look it up. These morons are just throwing around Japanese to 'impress' people.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't care how well you claim to know Japanese, I don't care how many words you can define, I don't care how many dictionaries, or more like anime you watched to get this oh-so-important bit of info, the point is you clearly forgot where you were when you posted this otaku stink-fest. This is "Meme Manglers" not the "I Know More Japanese Than You Otaku Fight Club" and if you had bothered to read what I said about otakuism, including the links I provided, and let it sink in well, you would've known better than spew this trash on my forum, under the delusion you were somehow making an epic rant-back. As so typical of otaku, the only one you were impressing was yourself.

The average person who comes in here, might or might not be familiar with either Japanese or anime, so out of consideration for them, stick to things the average English-speaking individual is going to have at least some understanding of.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: THAT right there is not an example of a "kawaii tsundere".

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What - ever! I - don't - freaking - give - a - crap!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: As I've already stated, these twerps don't know or care. As long as it sounds Japanese, they're fine with it.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Looks about to punch something, anything*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: According to this video, it means:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who cares? i'm not watching that video anyway… You've made it pretty clear the types of videos you watch on Youtube, generally suck, so it goes without saying the comments are going to stink as well.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Tsuntsun: Aloof

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 'Meme-mangler: doesn't care.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Deredere: Love struck.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Otaku: loves rambling on about how much they think they know, unaware they bore people to tears.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Moving on...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Too bad you didn't just move off.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Whew...is class finally over? May I be excused?

🐱Kijiri: YEA AND YOU ARE SO K- WHAAAAT WATASHI AM NOT A TSUNDERE

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever, you're annoying and hyper. Go away!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *grimace* Ack! 'Watashi'?! Really?! Yeesh, and here I thought this couldn't get any worse...oh, wait, wait! Excuse me, great and noble otaku! WATASHI thought this couldn't get any worse! WATASHI want to smack these otaku in the face. WATASHI think people throwing random Japanese around is really annoying. Do you see how friggin' annoying that is? *exasperated sigh* Probably not. Morons...

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Please, stop with the all caps and the weeaboo language.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Stop with the @#$%#$^ 4chan language! There's no such thing as weeaboos. There are the sensible, casual fans, and then there's the anime fandom consisting of otaku such as Nariko Rainbow, Kijiri, Hinari, and Senna Marie Maxwell.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: How about we drop all the 4chanisms AND the otaku crap? WHOA! Shock horror!

🦊Hinari: YOU ARE TOTAAAALLLYY TSUNDERE DESU!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Aaaack! *Kicks wall* SHUT - UP!!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: What-? *shakes head* I really shouldn't be picking apart your grammar, because, let's be honest, that's the least of your problems...I'll start by blasting all your blasted 'desu's. *starts blasting all the moronic 'desu's to smithereens*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Applauds*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: If you were wondering, I'm putting this up here because, like chain letters, clogs up Youtube and is totally annoying to read.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Well, then...why did you click it? *smirk*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And your *cough* so-called "smash" stinks, adding to the annoyance and clutter! If you're going to take something on, don't be an otaku!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: All you have to do is push "show comment" for an adventure! (Of some sorts.)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Of a sort, indeed. There is a reason I don't read a lot of Youtube comments, because people are often posting trolls or spam. Bad enough on good videos, but on the sort of tripe you linger over, it's not like you're in good company there anyway…

🐱Kijiri: WATASHI AM NOT AND YOU KNOW IT

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bleck! Cut the showing off, nobody cares that you can copy-paste a few Japanese words.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Aaaaand now to start blasting the 'watashi's. *reloads shotgun*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hehe!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Again, why with all the caps? And why do they have to repeat the same letter four times in order to get the point across? Well, let's go and see what Hinari has to say about this doosy.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: They don't need a reason...they're IDIOTS.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I can answer your question, she's an otaku/troll and they're always shouting for attention.

🦊Hinari: EVERYONE ON JAPAN KNOWS YOU ARE A KAWAII TSUNDERE

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, girl, you are some master of the blanket statement, and arrogance! You speak for all of Japan? No, chick, you don't. Please, wake up and stop making such a blithering fool of yourself.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ugh, here we go again! Bow down before the almighty will of the otaku! Your foolish perceptions are nothing compared to her immutable wisdom! Bow down! Bow down and know your inadequacy!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Snicker*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm not even going to comment on that one.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Thank goodness for small favours.

🐱Kijiri: EVERYONE ALSO KNOWS ABOUT YOUR BAKANESS DESU

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *FacepalmHeaddeskFacepalmHeaddeskFacepalmHeaddesk!* Aaaaaaaargh! Desu again! And - 'BAKANESS'!? 'baka - ness!?!? You actually said 'BAKANESS'!?!?!?!? You not only use Japanese and English in one sentence, but you brought this Japanenglish idiocy to a whole new level with this one! Oh - my - freaking - gosh! *Stuff goes flying*

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *twich* Why...so much why...

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Why would anyone want to know about you two turds? I surely wouldn't.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hey, you're the one clicking on the Youtube comments.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *snickers* Indeed...

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Also, the "on Japan" thing sounds so, so terribly wrong it's not even funny.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You're a lot late on the draw there, you should've put that comment right after she said it. You haven't said a thing about her 'bakaness' stink bomb. Nothing! Just as well, since all you know how to say to that is 'weeaboo' anyway.

🦊Hinari: W-WELL EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOUR TSUNDERENESS!!!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ah, even more mangling already mangled words. It's practically poetry at this point. *withering glare*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, just shoot me! I can't take any more! *More stuff goes flying*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: *facepalm* Oh God,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Cut the blaspheming! There are times when it's appropriate to say "Oh God" but this isn't it. You're hardly calling out to God in prayer here and you constantly made light of God's name with this "God help me" tag with the vast majority of your posts here. Once I got a lot more proficient at topic-editing, that and 'weeaboos' were the first of your idiotic tags to go.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *emphatic nod* Exactly!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: why did I even want to click on this?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Sneer* To throw your own words back at you, I'm not even going to comment on that one.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Heheheh! *smirk* I already asked you that, now didn't I?

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Now, I'm getting stuck into a big pile of weeaboo garbage!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *snicker* And what exactly did you think would happen?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Glare* There you go again with that friggin 4chan garbage! You got stuck in a pile of otaku garbage, which you actually reposted and ADDED TO, taking a big stink from Youtube and bringing it here, making it even bigger! Great job! *Rolling eyes* I could've warned you clicking into that would get you in a quagmire of otaku and troll stink.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: And on a good song, too. ;.;

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Eh...that's up for judgement.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Psshfft* Says you. Probably some freaking Girls Generation or other K/J-pop/anime song, or Katy Perry or Lady Gaga *wince* or anyone else trending at the time. Of course you're going to run into otaku and troll comments on those videos. Duh.

🐱Kijiri: THAT DOESN'T MAKE WATASHI A BAD PERSON DESU.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Hucks bar of soap at otaku/troll* Wash your mouth out! I have no idea who watashi is and don't care. Chances are he/she/it ? is a bad person, because otaku are horrible judges of character. (Remembers otaku who crushed on Gundam Wing terrorists Treize Kuhshrenada and Zechs Marquise/Miliardo Peacecraft.)

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: It's blastin' time! *obliterates all the 'watashi's and 'desu's with merciless thoroughness*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hehehehe! *Applauds* Thanks!

🐱Kijiri: BESIDES SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT TSUNDERES ARE KAWAII

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Aagh! Enough! Enough with the friggin' 'kawaii'! Kill it! Kill it! KILL - IT!!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Give it a rest! Preferably, a long, long rest...six feet underground.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Sometimes, they think that tsunderes are huge hams, are overused, and are annoying as heck.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! You just described your pitiful pet fandoms!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: (IE: Nagi of Hayate no Gotoku and Kyou of Clannad.)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Argh! Once again - who - gives - a - flying - hot - dart? So, another anime you like to show off your knowledge about, big, big deal! Just like any other otaku. *Yawn*

Did it ever occur to you that the reason I ignored your continual babbling about this anime or that Asian pop group was so I wouldn't explode at you, seemingly unprovoked? You were warned not to press the otakuism around here.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Exactly. Think how obnoxious it would be if I constantly threw DBZ references around Meme-Mangle. 'What!? You don't like my favorite movie!? I'll Special Beam Cannon the crap out of you!'. *rolls eyes* It's one thing to reference around friends when you all like the same show, but in a totally unrelated setting? Um...no.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hehe! And that's the difference right there between a sensible casual fan and a fan-brat. When sensible fans make references to things they like, it isn't annoying as long as what's being mentioned isn't utterly offensive tasteless garbage, and they don't go on about it all the freaking time, and are not obsessive or elitist. The odd reference here and there is naturally just fine. Otaku aren't doing that, though. They turn every discussion into Otaku Central when there's more than one of them, or make it pretty clear they can't stop thinking anime for a second.

🦊Hinari: W-WATASHI NEVER SAID YOU WERE A BAD PERSON DESU... YANDERES ARE KAWAIIER!!!! DESU

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Projectile pukes* Oh, shut it! Down with the 'desu'! And like 'bakaness' there's no such dang word as 'kawaiier'! I have no idea what kind of entities you're talking about and I don't care. Just shut up and get lost already!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Drop it! Drop it NOW.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Please, stop using desu.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* See what I mean? A supplicating, whimpering "Please stop using desu." No disgust/outrage there, not even a hint of annoyance, nothing at all like the fire and brimstone coming from you when you were foaming at the mouth over those people who didn't like anime/MLP or what their respective fandoms are doing.*Rolling eyes*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Please, do not say that yanderes are kawaii. Yanderes love someone so much that they will kill anyone in their way... and, they tend to stalk. (Thinks of Mirai Nikki and shudders)

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Besides the fact that what you described isn't love, thanks again for another long-winded yack on something I couldn't care less about and will no doubt forget again immediately.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *rolls eyes* And, how exactly is that love? Stalking someone doesn't mean you love him. It means you're obsessed and need some serious mental help. Much like these total winners...

Annoynomous (again): Oh... wow okay, kawaiier isn't even a word in Japanese... this is just wrong, really, really, wrong...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It isn't a word in either Japanese or English…

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Well, at least he thinks this thing is a mess...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes. :)

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm with you brother. I would like you even more you stop abusing the periods and capitalizing the words words...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalms repeatedly* What - the - blazing - heck!?!?!?!? Of all the trash your fellow otaku spewed and the just as lame reactions you had, you chose to pick apart the one and only sensible commenter for something considerably less wrong than anything else among this pile of dreck thus far!?

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: What the-? So the guy with sense get flayed, but the moronic otaku twins get a free pass? Rrrrrgg...

Annoynomous (again): I feel repulsed taht I like anime, Vocaloid, and manga if you two morons are fans... why? Just why would you do this?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's just it, they are morons. Otaku.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Heh- no kidding. Hence why I steer clear of the 'fandoms'. I don't need some psycho fan-community ruining my shows.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Exactly.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I know, right?

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: How eloquent. *yawn*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* Besides this being another vapid response, this micromeme of an expression is irritating as all heck! It's like the blogger says, it just doesn't make sense or make you sound particularly intelligent. If you know it, you know you know it, you don't need to add a "right?" for someone else to confirm that you are correct to think you know it.

this expression was so overused on here by that otaku chick that when some TV commercial came out during and after the damage repair to this network, the guy saying "I know, right?" just made me twitch. I don't even remember what the commercial was supposed to be for. My furbies say it. *Cringe* My boss says it. *Cringe*

But the point is, I've had more than enough of having to interact with otaku, thought I had left that world in the dust long ago, never dreamed they would think of coming to a forum I ran, besides, they already have the whole rest of the internet to indulge their crazes and do their Japanglish posturing. I definitely don't fit in to their communities and don't want them taking this place over and turning it into another of their hipster hangouts. If I was aiming for popularity and quantity instead of quality, and didn't mind all the fandom antics and a site that looked just like everywhere else, I would say "Come right on in!" Or else I'd simply join their sites.

No thanks.

So if you are going to try mangling something you've seen coming from otaku, you better not be one yourself. Because that will disqualify as a mangle and land you among the losers, with your stuff mangled.

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