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Otaku Pride Chain Letter

This chain letter comes in mutations with very slight differences. It is, of all things, an otaku-pride chain letter.

Two kinds of stupidity that go so well together!

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🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Oyoyoy...you mind if I cut in with a smash-mangle of my own? This one needs all the pummelling it can get...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf:Go for it!

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😡😾Chains: OTAKU

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Wince* Erm… That definitely wouldn't be me.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Oh dear. I already don't like this...

😡😾Chains: You say English, we say Japanese

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And I say you get lost. Nobody's impressed by your Japanenglish except you.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *sigh* Oh right, since you automatically speak flawless Japanese. I admit, I rather like the sound of Japanese- but I only know about four words of it. And *gasp!* I don't spout it around as if I were the ultimate authority on all things Japanese! Shock-horror!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I like the sound of it as well, just not coming from anime fandom drips.

😡Chain1: You say cartoon, we say anime

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Last I checked, they're the same thing. Why do I suspect you guys fixate on the cartoon vs anime thing so much just so you can look important and unique? Hate to break it to ya...but it's not really working...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, it's still a cartoon. Get over it.

😾Chain2: you say cartoon we say Anime de Arimasu

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's still a cartoon no matter how many Japanese descriptors you add.

😡😾Chains: You say goodnight, we say oyasumi

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Actually I say go away and good riddance.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: If you actually spoke Japanese/had a genuine interest in Japanese culture that didn't stem from an anime obsession, I could deal with that. Since that isn't the case, though...*loads cyber-shotgun*

😡😾Chains: You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And I say who cares beyond pointing out that you just promoted yet another stupid viral AKA chain letter great going!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: NO! I don't care where Nyan Cat originated- I want no part of it.

😡😾Chains: You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* I say get a life. Neither a Justin Bieber fan or an otaku here.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Well hang on now- my knowledge of Vocaloids may be limited, but I know for a fact that they're not a band. You can't take a person and compare it to a computer program.

😡😾Chains: You say swords, we say Bleach

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? You can't tell the difference between weapons and a cleaning solution?

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: And I say- SHOTGUN! *KABLAM!* Keep your Bleach to yourself! I hardly even know about that show- and what I do know, I'd rather not.

😡😾Chains: You say countries, we say Hetalia

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I say bleck.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Oh yes, musn't forget Hetalia! Based on my limited knowledge of the show, it's just as big a waste of time as the others you've spouted off.

😡Chain1: You say reality, we say anime

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *headdesks repeatedly*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding! Sheesh! That's what makes you absolutely obnoxious nut cases. I have no wish to spend any time with. You need to realize there is life beyond anime. Until you do, just sit all by yourselves in your sad little clique fantasy world while the rest of the human race moves on.

😾Chain2: you say reality we say hetalia

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I say you need a reality-check right to the brain. The reality of it is, Hetalia stinks. You have Nazi Germany, during WWII as the protagonist in Hetalia. Nazi Germany is the blasted protagonist! That should tell anyone with an ounce of brain and humanity that this series sucks out loud, into infinity! And yes, I have heard of Hetalia fans parading around their silly cosplay conventions, using swastikas!

😡😾Chains: You say stupid, we say baka

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I know you do, and I say that is stupid.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: As in, this chain letter is really baka? Desu ichiban kawaii? ...do you see how annoying spouting random Japanese is? No-? *reloads shotgun*

😡😾Chains: You say comics, we say manga

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I say it's stupid either way.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: H'm! And I say fooey to both-er, either? Whatever...same thing, in the end. Regardless of what you call it, I don't much like it. My brain just isn't formatted right for comic books.

😡😾Chains: You say hello, we say konnichiwa

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *exasperated sigh* Well, at least greetings are less annoying. Still not helping your case, though.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I say go away and don't talk Japanese to me unless you really are Japanese. And then don't expect me to understand you. But a real Japanese person is speaking their native tongue, not treating Japan like a fad and trying to show off and get attention.

😡😾Chains: You say boy, we say shounen

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I say take a hike.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Are you just going to keep translating words? Is that really the extent of your knowledge? Heck, I could do that...anyone with access to the Internet could do that. Really not that impressive.

😡😾Chains: You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which is probably why you learn it wrong and then engage in stupid - excuse me - baka flame wars over who knows Japanese better when you get into battles with your equally witless otaku enemies of the day. Classes are the reliable, real way to learn Japanese. And I haven't learned it at all because I have no need of it and have enough on my plate as it is. I don't know anyone who speaks it, unless they do and I've just never heard them. No, you otaku don't count.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Heh- hence why we have garbled splats of 'Japanese' that hardly make sense. If you're going to learn a language, do it the proper way- in a class. Watching shows in the language can be helpful...but using the shows as a textbook- not so much.

😡😾Chains: You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Holy cow, you just sent the cheesy factor sailing right through the roof and up to the moon! Sailor Moon, get it?

And thanks to chain letter rainbows and MLP, I am really starting to develop an aversion to cyber-rainbows!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: So take that rainbow, fuel your Nyan Car with it, and fly far, far away from here...

😡😾Chains: You feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Yawn*

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Eh...well, that sounds unpleasant. I imagine it would be pretty difficult keeping all those personalities seperate if your own brain weren't completely devoid of substance...

😡😾Chains: You crush on pop stars,

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *tsks and shakes head* Oh, sheesh. We're not all squealing thirteen year-olds. I don't 'crush' in general.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Grimaces* No, I don't crush on anyone…

😡😾Chains: we crush on anime characters

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: crushing on real people makes a bit more sense but can be taken way too far. Crushing on a cartoon character is beyond pathetic.

😡Chain1: You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Well, that's one thing you finally got right.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 1 out of 34 is not a good average. But - part of doing something about a problem is recognizing it as a problem to begin with. Yeah, it's obvious you're not there yet.

😾Chain2: you think we're craxy but we think u're just normal.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which is pretty much why you think you're so much more superior to the rest of us normal people. I like that new improved word 'craxy' thanks to a typo. It suits you perfectly.

😡😾Chains: You say souls, we say Soul Eater

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bleck. Why on earth would I discuss souls with you in the first place?

😡😾Chains: You say ocean, we say One Piece

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever. Don't expect me to be impressed and want anything to do with you.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Eh...yeah, I'm in the dark on that one. I'm going to assume it's in the same moronic vein as the rest...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding. Oh, and here's one. You say "ocean", I think of this. All your silly anime can't hold a candle to it as far as I'm concerned. Especially when it's the ocean that ends Slender Man.

😡Chain1: You say family, we say Fairy Tail

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You think a real family is a fairy-tale? And a fairy doesn't come with a tail.

😾Chain2: You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: See above.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Again, in the dark. I suppose that's a good thing, though.

😾Chain2: You say Family, We say Vongola

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hurray for you. Don't come crying to me when normal people look at you strangely for talking kooky. Because unless you are of english and Japanese descent, and you have always used a mix of english and Japanese in your vocabulary, just inserting random Japanese words into a conversation out of apparently nowhere because you're an anime nutcase just makes you a pathetic, annoying attention-seeker..

😡😾Chains: You say ninja, we say Naruto

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: when would I have an opportunity to use either word? Bleck!

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: I do know about that one. Sadly. First- ninjas are dumb. I really don't understand why people are so obsessed with them. Second- Naruto is equally, if not more, dumb. Next.

😡😾Chains: You say notebook,We say DeathNote

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not into either movie/series. 'Nuff said.

as for the average use of the term 'notebook' on a daily basis, again, don't blame anyone but yourself when people treat you like some kind of moron because you say you're jotting something down in your "death note" or you want a new "death note" computer.

😡Chain1: You say detective, we say Case Closed

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* I say you are boring me to tears.

😾Chain2: you say detective we say koko setantei kudo shinichi

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So good luck trying to get a "case closed" to help you solve any crime.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: And, we're right back to me not having a clue!

😡😾Chains: You say theif, we say Kaitou Kiddo

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I say gesundheit and don't sneeze on me. I don't want your whackadoo germs.

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ninjas, theives, pirates- you sure hang out with a stellar bunch! I totally see where you get your lovely personality! *flat expression*

😡😾Chains: You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: What the-? I don't even know how to respond to that one...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll stick with 'rabbit'. easier to say, right to the point, and doesn't sound goofy.

😡😾Chains: You think we're fanboys and fangirls, but we're all otakus

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Same thing except for the classification of your being obnoxious anime fanatics, as opposed to other fangirls/boys being that way about something else.

'otaku' means absolutely bat crap crazy.Yep, definitely offensive to the Japanese from what I hear. I wonder if real Japanese think American Anime fans are completely out of control and out of touch. I mean, to them, a bunch of people calling themselves otaku and wanting to marry and/or just snog/shag cartoon characters, would be about as dumb as some people from another country trying to remake themselves as North American, drooling over Elmer Fudd, and giving themselves the title of "The stupid!"

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: Ugh...the fanboys and fangirls are bad enough in their own right...and then we have YOU lot...if only there were some way to annihilate you both...*looks around hopefully for a cyber bazooka*

😡😾Chains: SHARE Re-post if you're an otaku and are proud of it <3

🤦🏽‍♀️BP: *facepalm* Well, I guess to be an otaku you'd have to be deluded enough to be proud of it. I'm sure as heck not an otaku, and you bet your boot disc I'm not sharing this. At least, not in its original form. *wicked smile*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: ROTF! That's two types of mondo pathetic for the price of one! Otakuism and a chain letter! And it isn't the first time these two flavours of stupid were combined! Yeah! Otakuism and chain letters: they go together well! I'll bet there's one like this for Twitards too. So you've just managed to earn yourselves even more scorn. Nice going.

Okay, I'm so done with you and out of here.

*Turns and walks swiftly away without a backward glance*

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