This chain letter comes in mutations with very slight differences. It is, of all things, an otaku-pride chain letter.
Two kinds of stupidity that go so well together!
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😡😾Chains: OTAKU
🧝♀️Ocean: *Wince* Erm… That definitely wouldn't be me.
😡😾Chains: You say English, we say Japanese
🧝♀️Ocean: And I say you get lost. Nobody's impressed by your Japanenglish except you.
😡Chain1: You say cartoon, we say anime
🧝♀️Ocean: Yeah, it's still a cartoon. Get over it.
😾Chain2: you say cartoon we say Anime de Arimasu
🧝♀️Ocean: It's still a cartoon no matter how many Japanese descriptors you add.
😡😾Chains: You say goodnight, we say oyasumi
🧝♀️Ocean: Actually I say go away and good riddance.
😡😾Chains: You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
🧝♀️Ocean: And I say who cares beyond pointing out that you just promoted yet another stupid viral AKA chain letter great going!
😡😾Chains: You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid
🧝♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* I say get a life. Neither a Justin Bieber fan or an otaku here.
😡😾Chains: You say swords, we say Bleach
🧝♀️Ocean: Huh? You can't tell the difference between weapons and a cleaning solution?
😡😾Chains: You say countries, we say Hetalia
🧝♀️Ocean: I say bleck.
😡Chain1: You say reality, we say anime
🧝♀️Ocean: Sheesh! That's what makes you absolutely obnoxious nut cases. I have no wish to spend any time with. You need to realize there is life beyond anime. Until you do, just sit all by yourselves in your sad little clique fantasy world while the rest of the human race moves on.
😾Chain2: you say reality we say hetalia
🧝♀️Ocean: I say you need a reality-check right to the brain. The reality of it is, Hetalia stinks. You have Nazi Germany, during WWII as the protagonist in Hetalia. Nazi Germany is the blasted protagonist! That should tell anyone with an ounce of brain and humanity that this series sucks out loud, into infinity! And yes, I have heard of Hetalia fans parading around their silly cosplay conventions, using swastikas!
😡😾Chains: You say stupid, we say baka
🧝♀️Ocean: I know you do, and I say that is stupid.
😡😾Chains: You say comics, we say manga
🧝♀️Ocean: I say it's stupid either way.
😡😾Chains: You say hello, we say konnichiwa
🧝♀️Ocean: I say go away and don't talk Japanese to me unless you really are Japanese. And then don't expect me to understand you. But a real Japanese person is speaking their native tongue, not treating Japan like a fad and trying to show off and get attention.
😡😾Chains: You say boy, we say shounen
🧝♀️Ocean: I say take a hike.
😡😾Chains: You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
🧝♀️Ocean: Which is probably why you learn it wrong and then engage in stupid - excuse me - baka flame wars over who knows Japanese better when you get into battles with your equally witless otaku enemies of the day. Classes are the reliable, real way to learn Japanese. And I haven't learned it at all because I have no need of it and have enough on my plate as it is. I don't know anyone who speaks it, unless they do and I've just never heard them. No, you otaku don't count.
😡😾Chains: You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
🧝♀️Ocean: Holy cow, you just sent the cheesy factor sailing right through the roof and up to the moon! Sailor Moon, get it?
And thanks to chain letter rainbows and MLP, I am really starting to develop an aversion to cyber-rainbows!
😡😾Chains: You feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
🧝♀️Ocean: *Yawn*
😡😾Chains: You crush on pop stars,
🧝♀️Ocean: *Grimaces* No, I don't crush on anyone…
😡😾Chains: we crush on anime characters
🧝♀️Ocean: crushing on real people makes a bit more sense but can be taken way too far. Crushing on a cartoon character is beyond pathetic.
😡Chain1: You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal
🧝♀️Ocean: 1 out of 34 is not a good average. But - part of doing something about a problem is recognizing it as a problem to begin with. Yeah, it's obvious you're not there yet.
😾Chain2: you think we're craxy but we think u're just normal.
🧝♀️Ocean: Which is pretty much why you think you're so much more superior to the rest of us normal people. I like that new improved word 'craxy' thanks to a typo. It suits you perfectly.
😡😾Chains: You say souls, we say Soul Eater
🧝♀️Ocean: Bleck. Why on earth would I discuss souls with you in the first place?
😡😾Chains: You say ocean, we say One Piece
🧝♀️Ocean: Whatever. Don't expect me to be impressed and want anything to do with you.
Oh, and here's one. You say "ocean", I think of this. All your silly anime can't hold a candle to it as far as I'm concerned. Especially when it's the ocean that ends Slender Man.
😡Chain1: You say family, we say Fairy Tail
🧝♀️Ocean: You think a real family is a fairy-tale? And a fairy doesn't come with a tail.
😾Chain2: You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
🧝♀️Ocean: See above.
😾Chain2: You say Family, We say Vongola
🧝♀️Ocean: Hurray for you. Don't come crying to me when normal people look at you strangely for talking kooky. Because unless you are of english and Japanese descent, and you have always used a mix of english and Japanese in your vocabulary, just inserting random Japanese words into a conversation out of apparently nowhere because you're an anime nutcase just makes you a pathetic, annoying attention-seeker..
😡😾Chains: You say ninja, we say Naruto
🧝♀️Ocean: when would I have an opportunity to use either word? Bleck!
😡😾Chains: You say notebook,We say DeathNote
🧝♀️Ocean: I'm not into either movie/series. 'Nuff said.
as for the average use of the term 'notebook' on a daily basis, again, don't blame anyone but yourself when people treat you like some kind of moron because you say you're jotting something down in your "death note" or you want a new "death note" computer.
😡Chain1: You say detective, we say Case Closed
🧝♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* I say you are boring me to tears.
😾Chain2: you say detective we say koko setantei kudo shinichi
🧝♀️Ocean: So good luck trying to get a "case closed" to help you solve any crime.
😡😾Chains: You say theif, we say Kaitou Kiddo
🧝♀️Ocean: I say gesundheit and don't sneeze on me. I don't want your whackadoo germs.
😡😾Chains: You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll stick with 'rabbit'. easier to say, right to the point, and doesn't sound goofy.
😡😾Chains: You think we're fanboys and fangirls, but we're all otakus
🧝♀️Ocean: Same thing except for the classification of your being obnoxious anime fanatics, as opposed to other fangirls/boys being that way about something else.
'otaku' means absolutely bat crap crazy.Yep, definitely offensive to the Japanese from what I hear. I wonder if real Japanese think American Anime fans are completely out of control and out of touch. I mean, to them, a bunch of people calling themselves otaku and wanting to marry and/or just snog/shag cartoon characters, would be about as dumb as some people from another country trying to remake themselves as North American, drooling over Elmer Fudd, and giving themselves the title of "The stupid!"
😡😾Chains: SHARE Re-post if you're an otaku and are proud of it <3
🧝♀️Ocean: ROTF! That's two types of mondo pathetic for the price of one! Otakuism and a chain letter! And it isn't the first time these two flavours of stupid were combined! Yeah! Otakuism and chain letters: they go together well! I'll bet there's one like this for Twitards too. So you've just managed to earn yourselves even more annoyance. Nice going.
Okay, I'm so done with you and out of here.
*Turns and walks swiftly away without a backward glance*
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