If groups like PETA insist on this "show quality" and comparing
animals to humans, could you imagine if they applied the same to
Oops, kid not tall enough....bye
Oops, kids eyes aren't blue and hair isn't blond, doesn't meet the
standard, see ya
Opps, kid can't hear that well, get him outta here.
Yes, it is ridiculous, but so is are the ARs. It's just they can't see the forest through the trees.
From: "Jeff Hayes"
Subject: Some PETA Jokes
Q:Whats the difference between an honest PETA member and Mermaids?
A:Mermaids have been sighted
Q:How many PETA members does it take to put in a lightbulb?
A:None they enjoy being in the dark
Q: How do you keep a PETA member suspence?
A: put them in a round room and tell them to find the corner.
Q: What do you get if you cross a PETA member with a Pig?
A: Nothing there are some things even a Pig wont do.
Q: How do you get a PETA member out of a tree?
A: Hand them a saw.
Q:Why did the PETA member cross the road?
A: He thought the chicken was about to be eaten after he crossed the road.
Q: What do PETA members and Snails have in common
A: Both can be tracked by following a Slime Trail
The official definition for PEta is:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
They are also known as:
People of the Enraged Triumvirate of Atheists
People for the Elitist Treatment of Animals
Petulant Ecological Terroristic Asinines
People with Extra Terrestrial Addresses
Politicos Eager to Appease
Public Education's Thoughtless Alumni
Pernicious Egocentric Twits of America
Provocateurs Envisioning Tasteless America
Pifflicated Emptyheads Trashing America (or Asia, Africa, Australia)
People Engaged in Total Absurdity
People Eager for Tons of Attention
People Enamored of Total Absurdity
People Exempt from Thoughtful Analysis
Pinheads Espousing Total Asininity
People Endlessly Touting Absurdities
People Emancipating Thick-Witted Apes
Polar bears for Especially Tasty Activists
Parakeets for the Ethical Treatment of Anacondas
And finally for PETA foes:
Populace for the Extermination of Terminal Airheads
People for the Elimination of Terrorist Action
People for the Ethical Termination of Asininity
I can only take credit for the last two. The others I got from some mailing list and don't remember who originally posted them.